Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Montage]

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1330163814118137856 (archive)
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Well this is an interesting nugget of info. Kevin has previously always claimed that he met Penny through his ex-fiancee, now he's saying that they just happened to go to the same hair removal clinic. Is it possible his fiancee just recommended the place to him and did not actually know Penny at all?
Also tacit confirmation that the reason Kevin is allowed to stick around is because he heavily supported the ranch's startup with his inheritance money, since we know he does fuck all to support in any other way.

I was curious about his ex-fiancee so I scoured his Twitter for keywords, and this is everything I could find about her:

• As said above, apparently caused him to meet Penny somehow.
• They were together for quite a few years and engaged for about a year. She broke up with him not long after he came out, which was in August 2016.
• Didn't like Kevin's mooching brother and forced him out of Kev's house with an ultimatum.
• Liked playing WoW with Kevin but found it weird that he refused to play as a male character.
• Studied Japanese.
• Very vanilla sexually. Sex life with Kev was a mess for a while before the troon-out because he became more uncomfortable topping and because of the lack of kink.
• She was Kevin's first. Not big surprise.
• Shamed him for his toy addiction and for staying up too late.
• Got an abortion in 2014. She very much wanted marriage and kids but Kev didn't.
• Was still roommates with him after their split up until February 2018. In May 2018 her new bf (they got together sometime in mid-2017) was pissed Kevin kept getting toy packages sent to their house.
• Never wore makeup.
• Hated a lot of people and now hates Kevin too as of 2018, did not let him see friends she disliked and made him scared of "guilt by association"- this could be crazy controlling gf behaviour but I think is more likely Kevin twisting things.
• One of these friends was hated because of a compliment misinterpreted as flirting apparently.
• Taught Kevin to brush his hair.
• Her dog ate his Transformer. It was a pit bull and Kevin misses it more than he misses her.
• He somehow persuaded her to wear an eternity collar for an entire year
• Had to bully him into writing thank you notes to her family.
• Kevin dumped his old mattress on her when he moved out, once he suddenly decided she was abusive and 100% responsible for the brother situation. He was also super fucking lazy and ungrateful the whole time he was packing his stuff, as detailed in the brother tweet thread and further posts below.
• Immune to weed.
• May have called Kevin "Kitty"... bleh.
• Wanted him to sign an unspecified document when he moved out, which Kevin may have wriggled out of doing. Any ideas what this could be? Sidenote, Kevin also claims he was paying rent while the bf wasn't for several months before he moved out, and admits to doing zero chores due to muh depression.
• They moved into a new place together AFTER they broke up??? And holy shit Kevin could hear her having sex with her new bf in the shower haahahahaha
• Pickles.
• Bought Kev a nose hair trimmer for Xmas 2017, because his horrendous nose hair was actually affecting his breathing.

edit: added the last few things (found a couple more by searching "roommate" instead of ex) and replaced all links with archives

So he has seen a real vagina, which means he knows his amhole doesn't look like the real thing and doesn't compare them.

Haha

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Bonnie posted a picture of trailer 2 a couple of days ago
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https://twitter.com/BonnieMakes/status/1330624698946789376

I'm not sure why they've got three trailers since they only seem to have one pickup that can pull them. Well apart from the fact that they're all pathetically small. But the population of Custer County is only about 5,000 so maybe they're hoping to wing it. And given that they turn to e-begging whenever they get a flat tyre or even run out of gas, I wonder if they've factored in the cost of multiple trips to the middle of nowhere in their bid for the contract. December looks like fun.

"...then we dress them up to collect recycling "

Oh god, there gonna e-beg for pink, white and baby blue spay paint cans and make them huge trans flags aren't they?


I am honestly shocked that they are also collecting, I assumed the local government would collect and dump at there ranch. This is gonna be a huge shit show.

Sorting the recycling is the easy part, dealing with collection is a huge undertaking and expensive... It also involves working with the general pop which can get very confrontational because people always fuck up what trash should go in what bag and ends up not getting collected and then subsequent fights the next time they visit "Why the fuck did you not pick up my waste paper sack?" "Because I can see a tin can in it" "Oh so you cant tell the difference between a man or a woman but you can magically see one can in a huge pile of paper?". Talk to any garbage man and they will tell you stories of conflicts over recycling collection.
In addition, that truck is gonna stink, granted recycling isn't that stinky but it does get bad and they are in a truck cab, there is a reason why garbage men ride on the back, its faster but also they don't stink up the cockpit. I am also not sure how it will work, I guess they plan on doing round trips from town, the ranch then back to town to cycle through each trailer?

Man I can't wait to see how this goes. Pennies idea was to be on an Idyllic lush green farm surrounded by cute alpacas and his closest friends. Instead he's gonna be awake at the ass crack of dawn in the back of an old horse trailer collecting other peoples garbage to take to his barren wasteland just to see Kevvie on the sofa yelling at his phone, wearing no pants because he's boofing medication.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

They're certainly underestimating what they need, but even so, this really is the back of Bumfuck Nowhere. According to wiki there were under 1,500 households back in 2000 (and no-one could be bothered to update it since) The two big "towns" are Westcliffe (estimated 2019 population 62 and Silver Cliff (2019 popn 667). Both look like they came out of old cowboy films, but Silver Cliff also has an old fire station that I'd swear I've seen in a Buster Keaton film. A lot of the people are piss poor, and on top of that you need a certain amount of self sufficiency just to live in places like this. You don't find many out there who go and buy a new vacuum cleaner because they've not worked out how to empty the old one.

Edit - I should have looked at the map before trusting wiki. They claim to have two towns, but look at the picture below. Westcliffe is on the left, Silver Cliff on the right. It's one village of 1,000 people. Good luck to them even tracking down the other 4,000 to empty the bins.

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If only 1,000 are in in this township area, I'd guess the other 4,000 people they'll be servicing are spread out all over the county in rural Deliverance-esque communities. With how spread out and winding these sorts of things can be, I'm guessing it'll take all week just to handle those 5,000. So who's taking care of the alpacas and looking after the homestead?

OT, but I do kind of want to try out Tony's Mountain Pizza.

 

[AmbiTron]

I'm not sure how far out they're required to go but I've lived in a town smaller than this and the population was very widespread, some many miles into the mountains but counted anyway. If they have to service even such people, they're in for a bad time. Not just for the long drives but because typically people who are so far removed from society prefer it to stay that way, and aren't generally very nice if disturbed.

 

[Cool Spot]

It would be really funny if they forced Kev to help with the recycling and how mad he'd be about it.

I think the last thing anyone whose secluded themselves off in the mountains wants to see is the troon recycling truck with the rustbucket trailer full of trash with Kev hanging off the back angry that he can't stay home and Tweet all day while sticking pills up his ass.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I'm not sure why they've got three trailers since they only seem to have one pickup that can pull them. Well apart from the fact that they're all pathetically small. But the population of Custer County is only about 5,000 so maybe they're hoping to wing it. And given that they turn to e-begging whenever they get a flat tyre or even run out of gas, I wonder if they've factored in the cost of multiple trips to the middle of nowhere in their bid for the contract. December looks like fun.

I think they are just getting random trailers that they can either get cheap or maybe even for free. Surprise, surprise, that they really don't seem to have a plan - my guess is that the "plan" is to fill one trailer up, go back and dump it at the farm and then go out again. Of course this'll get incredibly expensive and ironically wasteful since they'll use tonnes of gas. Lots of e-begging ahead.

 

[Karen™]

Oh, Kevin


He's really feeling his pregnancy fetish today

Spoiler: more

More excitingly, it looks like we're gonna get another tranch interview:


AND a proper pic of the amhole!!!

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Am I the only one who thinks that kitten looks depressed as hell?

Its hungry bc they got it knowing damn well they can't aforr to feed it and KevvieBoy spends his grifting money on toys.

Also it looks like 4-5ish weeks old which is TOO YOUNG to be away from its mother.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Oh, Kevin
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Ah yes. Poor Kevryn. He'll never experience what he considers one of the ultimate submissive and humiliating acts to happen to women - pregnancy! I feel incredibly bad for him, honestly.

 

[Spastic Colon]

So, they've got multiple trailers and the plan must be to use the truck to pull a trailer until it is full, go back to the ranch and unhook the full trailer, hook up the empty trailer and go out to collect more while some unlucky troons on the ranch get to empty the full trailer (and do the sorting). Oh my word, this is a hilariously bad plan.

I'm sure that they have collection day schedules they have to adhere to. You can't expect people to keep their recycling out for days just waiting around for a bunch of troons to pick up whenever they feel like it. (My stupid HOA doesn't even allow me to keep my trash cans in front of my garage -- they have to be hidden from view -- and I can only put out bins the night before pick up and have to remove them from sight after pick up.) I'm going to be generous and assume that the county has already given them a schedule. Because if, they haven't, the troons have to plan the routes and they have to communicate to the residents what that schedule will be. And when they fuck up and don't pick up the recycling on the correct day, people will call. Maybe not all of them will, but there will be at least a few Karens out there who will call to complain about them not showing up. If the county gets enough of those calls, they might want to check out the operation to see where the problem is. Fingers crossed that will lead to an inspection and if there are piles of trash and dead alpacas -- it could get interesting.

And we all know Kev's pregnancy fetish is just a means to an end for him to move on to his abortion fetish. He probably gets off to the idea of killing fetus Kevin Jr. in the womb.

 

[Law]

Does Kevin realize that women become pregnant so they can have children, not because they think it's "hot"?
Every time I think he reaches the absolute rock bottom of sociopathic coomer bullshit, he finds a way to sink deeper. He honestly makes me want to A-log.
The Tranch Recycling Saga has the potential to become a literal trash fire, so that should be entertaining at least.

 

[Vapewizard]

Does Kevin realize that women become pregnant so they can have children, not because they think it's "hot"?

Most of the time when I see actual women obsessed with pregnancy like this it's trans men, which makes this whole thing funnier to me.

 

[Piss Bear]

Not to mention, if the trash is filled to the very top, won't it be flying out on the road as they are travelling to drop it off? God, there is so much wrong with this it's blowing my mind. I await the shit-show eagerly.

 

[Cool Spot]

I'm guessing the Tranch only has one truck?

This is going to be a disaster.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

AND a proper pic of the amhole!!!

@Null I think this needs to be on the homepage to commemorate the last time he was on the homepage for his "Airing my cooter out" tweet.

This shit breaks me.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I'm guessing the Tranch only has one truck?

This is going to be a disaster.

They're supposed to have two, Troon Bonne's Silverado and Pennywise mentioned a Durango, but there's no info whether or not the latter has a trailer hitch.
Regardless of the trucks, this is going to end in disaster. There's a good reason why semi trucks have large engines with relatively low performance: oversizing means reliability and durability.
Meaning if they can use their pick-ups, they're going to end up breaking down relatively soon. Especially considering them troons seem completely clueless about this whole vehicle maintenance.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Most of the time when I see actual women obsessed with pregnancy like this it's trans men, which makes this whole thing funnier to me.

There is such a thing as going "baby crazy" which usually happens when your biological clock is running out of steam. Otherwise, the only other women I've seen go "baby crazy" is, you guessed it, women who feel completely unloved, unneeded, abandoned, and hopeless, who believe popping out a kid and having someone biologically wired to show love and dependence on you, their mother, to fill your void is a good idea. (so yes this fits the majority of "transmen" to an absolute T.)
Also Kevin's coomerbrain shit makes me rage inside with his blatant misogyny but then the lols kick in because of just how fucking retarded he is. Like this is even worse than the people who don't get sex ed at all. A part of me wants a "what has science done" full on pregnancy simulator to force him to see how wrong he is.

 

[Cool Spot]

"Hey y'all. I hate doing this but y'all are awesome and I know you'll pull through for us! Our trucks have broken down in the middle of a recycling pickup run, and we're currently stuck in the middle of nowhere and the temperature is dropping fast! We need uh...I don't know, however much that new Jar Jar Binks blowup doll is? I mean uh...however much a tow truck and repair will cost! Here's my cashapp and Paypal!

Goddess it sure is cold out here! We should huddle for warmth! Come here Penny. Oh, hey Bonnie what are you doing with that knife? Oh Goddess you're cutting me open like a tauntaun and using my body to keep you warm! I don't have the spoons for this!"

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

There is such a thing as going "baby crazy" which usually happens when your biological clock is running out of steam. Otherwise, the only other women I've seen go "baby crazy" is, you guessed it, women who feel completely unloved, unneeded, abandoned, and hopeless, who believe popping out a kid and having someone biologically wired to show love and dependence on you, their mother, to fill your void is a good idea. (so yes this fits the majority of "transmen" to an absolute T.)
Also Kevin's coomerbrain shit makes me rage inside with his blatant misogyny but then the lols kick in because of just how fucking retarded he is. Like this is even worse than the people who don't get sex ed at all. A part of me wants a "what has science done" full on pregnancy simulator to force him to see how wrong he is.

Yes but the “baby crazy” is more about women wanting you know... A BABY.

Kev has never talked about having an actual kid nor should he. It’s just apart of his inflation fetish which he has stated is his biggest one. “rape (+), inflation(+++++++).”
His reptile coomer brain can’t even comprehend the weight and seriousness of having a baby. He even said he would do it if he was 90 years old if medical science with allow it. No one in their right mind wants a baby at 90, he’s just a coomer. thank God he can’t have an artificial womb, he would literally just get pregnant and have a abortions in an infinite loop to fill his fetish until his hormone destroyed liver and kidneys fail.

I’m surprised no entrepreneurial coomer has figured out a way to swallow a bag attached to an air pump and just fill your stomach, that’s what Kevin really wants.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Yes but the “baby crazy” is more about women wanting you know... A BABY.

Kev has never talked about having an actual kid nor should he. It’s just apart of his inflation fetish which he has stated is his biggest one. “rape (+), inflation(+++++++).”
His reptile coomer brain can’t even comprehend the weight and seriousness of having a baby. He even said he would do it if he was 90 years old if medical science with allow it. No one in their right mind wants a baby at 90, he’s just a coomer. thank God he can’t have an artificial womb, he would literally just get pregnant and have a abortions in an infinite loop to fill his fetish until his hormone destroyed liver and kidneys fail.

I’m surprised no entrepreneurial coomer has figured out a way to swallow a bag attached to an air pump and just fill your stomach, that’s what Kevin really wants.

you can probably shove a rubber bag up your intestines and fill it with air but like with most things kevin is too pussy to try.