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Lol @ cis people being "obsessed" with the binary. Why do you want boobs and why did you mutilate yourself in a quest to get a true and honest vagina, Kevin? Couldn't possibly be because those are female traits, could it? (As opposed to the only other option for sex characteristics - male)

Also fuck off about not being able to breathe and not having space. You are on a ranch. Literally just go outside.
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>I've been suffocating for 8 months
What happened 8 months ago? Is that when he got the chop?
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I think that's when they moved to the new ranch!
 
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Neko GF said:
Kev-Kev's having a good time:
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Oh sweet nectar of the Gods. Thine juices could taste no sweeter.

I wonder what Mxtress will think of that particular tweet. Trouble in paradise?

Also, LOL at him not knowing how to troubleshoot simple POST issues on a computer. That type of issue is 95% of the time either a bad stick of ram or the 12v Rail line on the PSU. But helpless little Kev Kev can’t take 5 mins to pry off the side panel and begin to diagnose it.
 
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BallBuster said:
I wonder what Mxtress will think of that particular tweet. Trouble in paradise?
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Yeah that's what I was getting at a while ago about Penny's poor choice of partners. I understand it's slim pickins for these troons but it's like he went out of his way to choose polycule members who would detest the kind of life he envisioned. There clearly are some people who have joined the ranch since who at least want to give this lifestyle a try.

I'm kind of shipping Penny and Bonnie at this point, TBH.
 
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Law said:
Damn dude flossing takes like 1 minute. What can you accomplish in WoW in the time it takes to floss?
Kevin's breath stinks, confirmed.
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Bruh or just keep a roll of floss by the desk and do it between loading screens or whatever.
I lift lil dumbells between loading times or do squats/etc kevin can do that shit too. hes literally just a lazy fuck.

Also oh god i LOVE the façade slips! Seeing the cope and crumble in real time is why i love kevins thread so much. The tweet about not being too cramped and having a hissy fit is :chefs kiss:
 
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A fairly innocuous tweet from Kevin but it's a fascinating look into the consoomer brain at work. Even when he hates the product he still must watch it.

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I guess his need to watch star wars outweighs his hate for bigots.
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Kevvie talks a lot about having "no privacy" at the tranch, but does it really matter if he's in a "relationship" with everybody living there? Or are these just people stopping by his room everyday to ask him how he's doing, just making small talk then Kevin immediately goes to Twitter to whine about how he doesn't have any privacy. I imagine he never leaves his bedroom, so who would actively seek out to visit him in his room?
 
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ConsoleWarVet said:
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A fairly innocuous tweet from Kevin but it's a fascinating look into the consoomer brain at work. Even when he hates the product he still must watch it.

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I guess his need to watch star wars outweighs his hate for bigots.
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This is why corps think changing stuff arbitrarily works: because there are consoomers that will watch it, even if they find they dislike it. Anyone driven off by the changes is seen as someone they didn't want around in the first place, instead of a loss of revenue.

Also, off-topic, but "transphobic hate criminal" made my eyes glaze over. Which man in a dress did they offend this time?
 
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Sinner's Sandwich said:
Because it takes time and effort and is uncomfortable. That's also why Kevin isn't working on the tranch and is never going to develop an useful skill.

Buying plastic shit and making perverted tweets is easy and makes hin happy but only temporaliy.
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What an insufferable spoilt horrible little brat Kevin is

You have NO SPACE? You live on a multi-acre ranch ffs ( for 'no space' I guess he means 'boo I can't get up to my debauched bullshit in peace')


You can't DO ANYTHING? Go cry to Bonnie that you have nothing to do... isn't there like alpacas, chickens, dogs and cats to feed/attend to, recycling to move/sort, brick walls to absolutely fuck up?

Go for a damn walk Kevin! Acres of land where you wouldn't even need to come within a mile of a nasty 'cis-het'

No money? Well damn, wonder why (have a look around you)
All you need do for money is beg poverty on twitter and a hundred troon-fags throw $$$ at you for 'bills' - some people actually get off their ass and still couldn't afford the junk you unthinkingly buy

I know this rant is likely to be more a product of realising mutilating himself for life for kicks hasn't turned him into the uwu goddess he imagined, but jeez this still rubs me wrong

Go eat one of Mistress's guns, Gibes, you absolute waste of skin
 
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Billy Budd said:
Anyone know what this is all about? Never heard anything but progressive praise for DisneyWars.
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rosario dawnson (ahsoka)'s family got sued a year or two ago for allegedly being transphobic to a family friend ftm. so, she's a nazi terf to kevie & co.

also lol at kevin's posts following the computer breakdown, he's even bitchier than usual
 
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Billy Budd said:
Anyone know what this is all about? Never heard anything but progressive praise for DisneyWars.
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It's about Gina Carano being "transphobic".

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rosario dawnson (ahsoka)'s family got sued a year or two ago for allegedly being transphobic to a family friend ftm. so, she's a nazi terf to kevie & co.

also lol at kevin's posts following the computer breakdown, he's even bitchier than usual
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Nevermind I'm wrong.
2 tranny triggerers in Mandalorian?!
Damn LOL...
 
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Adult Female Athlete said:
Yeah that's what I was getting at a while ago about Penny's poor choice of partners. I understand it's slim pickins for these troons but it's like he went out of his way to choose polycule members who would detest the kind of life he envisioned.
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The polycule shennanigans bear more than a passing similarity to the general consoomer mindset that drives so many of these baffling choices. Quantity over quality, dating someone just cause they tick the shallow "nerdy transgurl" boxes, not cause you're actually attracted to them or can see a future together. Just like buying the crappiest, most useless, over-priced Etsy garbage just cause it has a trans flag slapped on it. Moving in after "dating" on Twitter for a few months, cause you gotta have a shiny new thing right now. And yes, it's depressing to view your romantic partners as consumable, disposable instruments that are there to make you feel a certain way, but what do you expect from the "sex work is work" crew?
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I guess his need to watch star wars outweighs his hate for bigots.
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Kevin has no conviction. Not even for his own dumb ideology. If he had to choose between buying a Transformer and helping a fellow troon in need, he'd buy two Transformers.
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Kevvie talks a lot about having "no privacy" at the tranch, but does it really matter if he's in a "relationship" with everybody living there?
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I have a feeling a lot of these relationships are faker and more toxic than Kevin's ruined genitalia.
 
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Neko GF said:
Kev-Kev's having a good time:
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It's not even been 24 hours and he's already planning a potential second e-begging post in case he needs to fix his computer, like bruh what do you use it for other than WoW. The Kev-Lou convergence really is ocurring faster than predicted and I can't wait for the spiraling to continue.
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