Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Corydoras]

They have an Etsy store. Second result upon Googling the ranch and pinned post on their Twitter. The Patreon is also linked on the archive post of the ranch's Twitter in the OP. They advertise their yarn on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram but outside of those five platforms, I don't believe they have anything (not even a website).

Their business description says, "We set put to start producing the best alpaca fiber yarn in Colorado, then use the proceeds to help stabilize struggling trans folk and serve the trans community," but with nearly 250-300 animals and an overcrowded space with limited privacy and a questionable handling of finances, that's incredibly misleading. I found this thread when researching this ranch, and I can't find anything indicating they're a registered non-profit with tax deductions and the ability to apply for grants. It's an unprofessional shitshow of the usual "animal hoarding is okay because we rescue" excuse and presumably unpaid farm labor.

Chickens: https://i.imgur.com/ibnwXKP.jpg
Ducks: https://i.imgur.com/4vghLlz.jpg
Goats: https://i.imgur.com/vV1a81e.jpg
Cats: (no pic but it looks like there's 2)
Dogs: https://i.imgur.com/3yCcwSn.jpg (possibly 1-2 more)
I over-estimated the cats and goats, but under-counted the fowl. and we know they have 200 Alpaca. Someone else is taking over as lead farm manager for the new herd and they've gotten local donations of hay. There's no way this barn can hold all the new Alpaca unless they upgraded: https://archive.md/u0dPl

They claim to be "off the grid" but a recent photo of the kitchen shows every surface cluttered with commercially bought foods, so it's questionable whether or not they're actually using the eggs provided by the fowl and I think they said both goats are boys so they won't provide milk. Farm cats serve to fend off mice. The dogs probably don't serve a purpose because I doubt anyone on that farm is training them as working or herding dogs. They don't have enough money to upgrade housing for their people let alone provide housing for more helping hands, but keep adopting animals that cost more money and labor and don't provide anything. "Farm Sanctuaries" for rescue livestock are a thing but this 'aint it.

Probably late, but bear in mind that there is at least a 5% transaction fee per Etsy sale, and since they are offering 'free' shipping you can assume that at least $3 per order (likely more) is going toward shipping. Considering the labor per order, including what they're paying to get the yarn milled, my gut estimate is that the ranch actually earns less than $10 per yarn order. Sorry to Etsy sperg but I find the ranch finances extremely lolzy in their own right.

My personal (and likely easily refutable) theory is that Kevin put his entire inheritance toward the down payment for the ranch. That would explain why he gets to stay despite contributing literally nothing but rancid neopoon and why he is constantly begging for money for bills/toys. Maybe the tranch is even paying him back in small increments, so he has some kind of 'income', but not much because, well, see above.

 

[Enoby Way]

Probably late, but bear in mind that there is at least a 5% transaction fee per Etsy sale, and since they are offering 'free' shipping you can assume that at least $3 per order (likely more) is going toward shipping. Considering the labor per order, including what they're paying to get the yarn milled, my gut estimate is that the ranch actually earns less than $10 per yarn order. Sorry to Etsy sperg but I find the ranch finances extremely lolzy in their own right.

My personal (and likely easily refutable) theory is that Kevin put his entire inheritance toward the down payment for the ranch. That would explain why he gets to stay despite contributing literally nothing but rancid neopoon and why he is constantly begging for money for bills/toys. Maybe the tranch is even paying him back in small increments, so he has some kind of 'income', but not much because, well, see above.

He was still getting paid from the inheritance while living on the ranch. But he may well have given a sizeable chunk of cash towards it. He does pay rent to live there.

I have vague memories of there being some kind of challenge to the inheritance going on a few months ago? I may be wrong though, ill see what I can find out.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Harley is capable of doing illustrations btw.

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Spoiler: not nsfw but this drawing really gets on me

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On a technical level, it rate a "Serviceable/10".
Needs to stop using the paper texture or specular brush he's using and tighten up his lineweights. Also I'm seeing tangents everywhere. Last, that in no way resembles a pair of testicles in a set of tighty-whities. Expand the crotch region a bit and add a little contouring.

Overall, good first draft. Now go make the changes so we can send this to the printers. We gotta have 200 of these ready by Anthrocon!

 

[BoobWhiskers]

GOD, Kevin only wants a life sized Mareep plushie so he can truly fit in on the ranch by becoming a sheepfucker.

Idk how he's gonna dick it down with no dick, but knowing him he'll find a way.

 

[Cool Spot]

I'm just floored at the people giving Kevin money even though the grift is obvious and he's been openly saying what he'd spend the money on now (Pokémon plushes, a PS5) when there's apparently a ton of struggling people in the trans community. Shows how much they don't actually care about trans rights etc.

Harley is capable of doing illustrations btw.

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Spoiler: not nsfw but this drawing really gets on me

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LOL I forgot about Spacetwinks, who is a complete embarrassing blight on social media with his stupid comic book rants and inane Twine games. Surprisingly he doesn't have his own thread here.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I'm just floored at the people giving Kevin money even though the grift is obvious and he's been openly saying what he'd spend the money on now (Pokémon plushes, a PS5) when there's apparently a ton of struggling people in the trans community. Shows how much they don't actually care about trans rights etc.


LOL I forgot about Spacetwinks, who is a complete embarrassing blight on social media with his stupid comic book rants and inane Twine games. Surprisingly he doesn't have his own thread here.

If you're a tranny, you have to support the other tranny's grift because all tranny income is based off grift. Endangering the grift of one endangers the grift of all.

 

[Constellationzero]

I'm just floored at the people giving Kevin money even though the grift is obvious and he's been openly saying what he'd spend the money on now (Pokémon plushes, a PS5) when there's apparently a ton of struggling people in the trans community. Shows how much they don't actually care about trans rights etc.


LOL I forgot about Spacetwinks, who is a complete embarrassing blight on social media with his stupid comic book rants and inane Twine games. Surprisingly he doesn't have his own thread here.

Oh, they care deeply about Troon rights. In as far as they can use those "rights" as a cudgel on the rest of us.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I'm just floored at the people giving Kevin money even though the grift is obvious and he's been openly saying what he'd spend the money on now (Pokémon plushes, a PS5) when there's apparently a ton of struggling people in the trans community. Shows how much they don't actually care about trans rights etc.

Giving has gone full Lou and has no concept of “saving“. any money he gets it goes because he knows he can get more.

other trannies have already said that donating to Kev and his ilk for “wants” is virtuous because everyone deserves nice things.

 

[Cool Spot]

In the end it just boils down to performative wokeness and enabling freaks like Kevin cause that's woke apparently.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

GOD, Kevin only wants a life sized Mareep plushie so he can truly fit in on the ranch by becoming a sheepfucker.

Idk how he's gonna dick it down with no dick, but knowing him he'll find a way.

By getting a strap-on since that's so VALIDATING uWu, obviously.

This is some kind of advanced mental illness:

1. HAVE YOUR DICK CUT OFF
2. INSTALL AM HOLE
3. GET A STRAP-ON INSTEAD OF YOUR DICK, SINCE YOU ACTUALLY REALLY WANT TO DICK THINGS DOWN
4. "SHAG" A POKEMON PLUSHIE

At least it's not a real animal.

 

[lfaw]

sepsis saga incoming?

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[cheese shaped mouse]

sepsis saga incoming?

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“The Troons participate in the trafficking of human organs” (cue IASIP theme)

 

[farttpott]

So this Mareep plushie is a bit of a meme I guess. But it is just incredible that he doesn't see the irony of him wasting 600 bucks on this life size farm animal when he lives on an ACTUAL FARM with ACTUAL FARM ANIMALS

I think the most he sees of the alpacas is when he retweets videos of them. Hell we probably know more about the farm's livestock than he does

 

[RazorBackBacon]

So this Mareep plushie is a bit of a meme I guess. But it is just incredible that he doesn't see the irony of him wasting 600 bucks on this life size farm animal when he lives on an ACTUAL FARM with ACTUAL FARM ANIMALS

I think the most he sees of the alpacas is when he retweets videos of them. Hell we probably know more about the farm's livestock than he does

In Kevin's defense, that plush *is* pretty cute.

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

sepsis saga incoming?

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I know this has been discussed plenty of times before, but troons and their obsession with uterine transplants really make me MATI. I almost wish they would actually go for it so they will all die from transplant rejection, but I do not want them to take some poor woman's uterus just to validate those fetishistic freaks. Anyway, hopefully this is just some troon fantasy and nobody is actually considering trials like this

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I think the most he sees of the alpacas is when he retweets videos of them. Hell we probably know more about the farm's livestock than he does

In Kevin's defense, that plush *is* pretty cute.

I guess that I'd rather him molest a plushie than the real sheep, when it comes down to it. Though Kevin getting kicked right in the AmHole would be pretty entertaining.

 

[In the Sick of It]

You know he's gonna try to sit on top of poor plush mareep and try to dry hump it like a drunk at a rodeo, give up a few seconds in because he'll be out of breath, then post on twitter about how incredible mareep orgasms are gosh hssadfhksahfdsa

 

[homewayhalf]

sepsis saga incoming?

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The Farms needs a react.

I love how he doubles down on his misogyny while fantasizing about having a womb. 34+ is too late for woman to have children. Pack it up, procreation.

 

[Cool Spot]

Kevin bringing kids into the world is an actual nightmare scenario, especially if he's the pregnant one considering it's all a fucking fetish.

 

[soulless guarantee]

You know he's gonna try to sit on top of poor plush mareep and try to dry hump it like a drunk at a rodeo, give up a few seconds in because he'll be out of breath, then post on twitter about how incredible mareep orgasms are gosh hssadfhksahfdsa

If the Am Hole goes anywhere near that plush, I don't think you could call it "dry" humping