Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Neko GF]

Spoiler: Mommy issues

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I dunno my mom was very low-key abusive in ways I don't even like calling abusive.

I'm just going to interpret this as Kevin winning about his mother not giving him everything he wanted and her trying to discipline him every now and then.

 

[Miss Misery]

Oh good lord, his mother wasn't saying their relationship wasn't a democracy, she was talking about her household.

 

[Law]

If he thinks democratic relationships are so great, why is he into BDSM? If he realizes that having no agency can be harmful, why does he want to be a slave (or a doll, or a beachball)? Wouldn't constantly indulging a fetish like that just be an elaborate form of self-harm?

Parents being authoratative with their children isn't garanteed to fuck up their kids. Is Kevin aware that the majority of humans are not mentally ill, do not have personality disorders, hold down jobs, and are not transbian diaper fetish furries? Most people are not "fucked up", even if they had strict parents? If anything his mom was too lenient, letting him be online all day (although I don't blame her for how Kevin turned out - she did her best).
She probably asked him to pick his clothes up off the floor once and in Kevin's twisted mind that's abusive. He resents any tiny shred of responsibility or having to do things for anyone, whether it's his mom or his ranchmates.

 

[B’Elanna]

Oh good lord, his mother wasn't saying their relationship wasn't a democracy, she was talking about her household.

If the tranch were a democracy I’m sure lazy Kevin’s ass would have been kicked out by now. He must be contributing the most shekels despite all the e begging

 

[Miss Misery]

If the tranch were a democracy I’m sure lazy Kevin’s ass would have been kicked out by now. He must be contributing the most shekels despite all the e begging

The tranch is an anarchist zone like CHAZ.

 

[lfaw]

then up to that receding hairline which is emphasised by the side-shave (I guess troons never got the memo that this haircut stopped being popular among teenage girls around 2012 and it just emphasises the fact that they're balding), .

for some reason, i can't think of a single tran that has realized that perhaps bangs would be a good idea. why do they always pick hairstyles that emphasize their ever shrinking hairlines?

 

[Hitman One]

Spoiler: Mommy issues

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I'm just going to interpret this as Kevin winning about his mother not giving him everything he wanted and her trying to discipline him every now and then.

Sounds like Kevin is still buttmad about mommy not buying him a toy every time they went out to the shops and not letting him eat ice-cream for dinner. Raising kids isn't a democracy, sometimes you have to say no because you're trying your best to bring up a small human whose brain literally hasn't developed to the point where they realise that actions have consequences and that other people can have valid feelings on whatever you're disagreeing about. Actually thinking about it, Kevin's sick coombrain still hasn't got to that point so no wonder he actually believes he had an abusive childhood.

 

[Putin Bot]

for some reason, i can't think of a single tran that has realized that perhaps bangs would be a good idea. why do they always pick hairstyles that emphasize their ever shrinking hairlines?

Because even bangs don't really hide their receding hairline or massive forehead. If anything, it just draws even more attention to it and just makes them look weirder.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Also bangs require at least monthly upkeep. No troon actually grooms his hair consistently.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Also bangs require at least monthly upkeep. No troon actually grooms his hair consistently.

Fixed that for you!

 

[the khat quaffer]

Fixed that for you!

Also bangs require at least monthly upkeep. No troon actually grooms his hair consistently.

Fixed your fix.

 

[Lubby Smith]

 

[Cool Spot]

Run, Appa. Run and never look back.

 

[Easy Peasy]

They always look so fucking sinister. The abject maleness aside, it's so creepy. True and honest laydees though!

 

[Billy Herrington]

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My God, that forehead looks like it has its own timezone. Also those eye bags, looks like Kev hasn't been getting his beauty sleep.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Spoiler: Mommy issues

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I'm just going to interpret this as Kevin winning about his mother not giving him everything he wanted and her trying to discipline him every now and then.

In agreement with @Law that his mom being authoritative is not the issue. Also not only he likes BDSM but also ABDL which is so far from being a democracy it’s not even funny.

He says over explaining himself as a response to his mom being a big meanie. he forgets to realize that over explaining oneself is also a key indicator that someone is lying.

As an Undergraduate in Gibbesology, I think this is less “wahhhhh whore mommy didn’t buy me transformers and tendies” and more “wahhhh mommy is now asking me to do shit after years of babying me after my dad died”.

My theory into what happened to Kevin;
after his father died Kevin was extremely coddled and babied, He said he was left alone on the computer for hours a day because it’s what made him happy (he was around 13 at the time).

Eventually his mom got fed up with this and decided that Kevin now needs to start acting more mature and get away from the computer. Unfortunately as a single mom this came off as very authoritarian since there was no counter balance.
Kevin being a master in being a passive aggressive little shit started questioning everything his mom asked him to do and this led to conflicts.

I have said this 10000 times, if you know a kid who has lost a family member, you have to keep them on a regular routine. If the kid understands that life can just stop because of a tragedy then that kid is going to grow up finding ways to create more tragedies in order to make life stop when the going gets tough. He will then grow to be resentful and bitter of anyone who tries to push them around uncomfortable direction. This is the story of Kevin.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Kevin being a master in being a passive aggressive little shit started questioning everything his mom asked him to do and this led to conflicts.

This, 100%. I can just see him as this bratty, over-confident little boy, the one who thinks responding to everything his mother tells him with "Why? Why? Why?" is peak intelligence and is a super-clever comeback.
It is the same way he, and others like him, as adults latch onto their obnoxious gotcha responses in tweets and just repeat ad nauseum until anyone engaging with them gives up. Someone makes a logical point? "Go make a potato salad with raisins". Someone explains why their actions contradict the fantasy life they are presenting? "Trans wimmen are real wimmen, die truscum biggitttt." At a certain point, can you blame his mother for just giving up trying to explain to him why he needs to brush his teeth and saying that the relationship between a mother and a child is not a democracy? She was probably tired from raising multiple children and earning enough money to keep KevHole in internet service and junk food just to shut him up.
This whole "parents being parents is abusive" narrative is just one of a million indicators of how immature and stunted these people are. Most adults get over that phase around what, 18? Imagine being in your thirties and claiming to be traumatized over being forced to eat a vegetable or clean your room.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

@Billy Herrington: Thanks for that nightmare. Vacuum Beds. People are so fucking crazy. :/

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LOL, even with the dog hiding over 50% of his face it is still obvious that that person is not a woman.

I watched Soldier's Girl yesterday and Lee Pace is doing a 1000x better job pretending to be a woman than any of these true and honest women. Troons should take acting lessons.

 

[s0mbra]

@Billy Herrington: Thanks for that nightmare. Vacuum Beds. People are so fucking crazy. :/

LOL, even with the dog hiding over 50% of his face it is still obvious that that person is not a woman.

I watched Soldier's Girl yesterday and Lee Pace is doing a 1000x better job pretending to be a woman than any of these true and honest women. Troons should take acting lessons.

Most that will grant them is a double take, rather than a grimace the moment someone looks at them.
their bone structure, hands, even voice will give them away 100%

tbh I like how little most trannies put into passing. Makes it a lot easier to spot them and gtfo if need be.

 

[Law]

They always look so fucking sinister.

The essay "Conservative Men in Conservative Dresses" talks about this. The author posits that heterosexual cross-dressers are unsettling because they constantly have the gleam in their eyes of a fetish being fullfilled.
It's a pretty good essay about the forefathers of our dear Kevvie, and I'd reccomend it to my fellow tranthropologists. Read it and weep (for their wives, kids, and makeup choices)!