Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Hitman One]

Grilled chicken and cooked frozen broccoli for one day photo op and then they're back to eating Hot Pockets and bacon-wrapped-Spam-loaves every day.

Probably all got chucked in the bin after the pictures were taken.

 

[Moral plague]

and rape

the furry fandom

Why do these two always seem to go together with these types?

Unsurprisingly, Kevin's perception of women is negative and rife with (genuine) misogyny despite his transition. For instance, Kevin regularly shares his belief that it is natural for women to be difficult to pleasure and is typical of them to struggle to orgasm, which he uses to excuse the expected loss of sensitivity as a result of his surgery.

100% guarantee he's never touched a real vagina after the age of 5 minutes.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Posted without irony.

 

[EnemyStand]

Posted without irony.

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As a former lesbian porn aficionado, I can guarantee most straights like it because they can watch naked women without someone's dick constantly getting in the way. Well, other than your own, of course.

 

[DogPlant]

I wonder why they allow the media to come at all. Do they really think all this exposure is casting a positive light on them?

The media knows better than to say anything that will get them cancelled. It will be a flowery piece about the trans *Utopia* that has been created.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Posted without irony.

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So they admit troonery isn't innate & something you are born as. It's something you can become when you are a degenerate porn addicted cumbrain.

 

[Xanax and Wine]

Posted without irony.

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They really think lesbian porn is made for lesbians? Oh boy I am so glad at least some of these idiots remove themselves from the gene pool

 

[EnemyStand]

So they admit troonery isn't innate & something you are born as. It's something you become when you are a degenerate porn addicted cumbrain.

Yes, and that's precisely why there's more MtFs in the world. Show me a young man that isn't a degenerate, porn addicted cumbrain and I'll show you a sane schizophrenic.

 

[Adult Female Athlete]

Posted without irony.

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Yes, Kevin, because you are a straight man. Straight men liking lesbian porn is about the least surprising thing ever. Most of it is made for you.

 

[Chongqing]

He got scratched by his cat according to a somewhat dubious claim from Kevin where the cat jumped from his lap and onto his face because one of his dogs scared it.

For a scratch like that, he would have needed to be standing up. I'm pretty sure he was holding the cat close to his face (kiss to back of the animal's head?) and the cat panicked when it couldn't get down, so it went up instead and tried to climb his forehead. Hence the nonsensical story that Kevin recounted from when he was asleep, as well as the deep clawing.

 

[lfaw]

interesting. not sure what type of inspector would look at those animals living conditions and give a thumbs up.
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[FreakyFredsTrannyGranny]

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interesting. not sure what type of inspector would look at those animals living conditions and give a thumbs up.
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No fucking way.
I wanted to rate @Old Fart optimistic for suggesting they'd clean up but maybe they did... somehow...
Probably threw a rainbow-colored tarp over the pile of alpaca corpses.
I'm more inclined to believe the military arsenal on the walls and the clearly mentally ill men in dresses surely wielding some of those guns at the moment made the sheriff go "nope I want to live to see my wife and kids tonight, fuck this"
Or, fuck it, maybe the animals are fine and the troons just have a penchant for making things look worse than they really are, even accidentally, on their own social media. As they do.



Edit:

I'm 99.9% sure we weren't involved in contacting authorities, but whatever it takes for the tranch to step up their animal-care game works for me. I can think of worse things to be accused of than being concerned for the safety of animals.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Posted without irony.

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Jesus christ they actually believe this. Imagine growing up to cut off your own dick because you watched two women acting sex for a primarily male audience.

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-"and then everybody clapped"


Really penny this is quite a story, I hope it true and you go on a "all white males are bigots" rant on camera.

If I was this "inspector" (and If this is a true story) I would see the trannies, pan over to see a full camera crew and just say "yer sure ok bye" because no one wants to be the guy to critique poor innocent uwu trans women who dindunuffin to no animals live on camera. Thats like cancel juice, heck, thats fucking mainlining cancel heroin.

Also a sheriff is not a livestock/animal inspector, all he cares about is if they are breaking the law. As unpopular as it is, you can fucking slit animals throats in a windowless shed and let them slowly bleed to death as long as you do it on your own property and you own the animal. Battery farming is a thing and thats basically what the troons do to Al-Pakis.

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Regardless of legal laws and all that, The community has an issue that if there was to be some big bad inspector who deemed the ranch unsuitable for animals, where do they go? They doubled the size of their herd because they took on 100 alpacas from an assumedly failed alpaca farming business nearby. I don't think there's anywhere for those alpacas to go, so any inspector would probably give them months maybe years to improve their barns and what not.

 

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I'm certain nobody from Kiwifarms actually called in any police, but at least it's nice having confirmation Kevin's defenders and potentially a person on the ranch are actively scoping out the thread.

Anyway, the tranch doesn't abuse their animals, they neglect them. Which I suppose is a form of abuse but more passively and is less evident off of a surface-level investigation. However, I can't imagine any reason the tranch members would lie when they state their animals are freezing to death, being overstuffed into farmhouses, breeding unsupervised, and having clear dietary issues, so it's unquestionable they're not properly caring for their animals.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

No fucking way.
I wanted to rate @Old Fart optimistic for suggesting they'd clean up but maybe they did... somehow...
Probably threw a rainbow-colored tarp over the pile of alpaca corpses.
I'm more inclined to believe the military arsenal on the walls and the clearly mentally ill men in dresses surely wielding some of those guns at the moment made the sheriff go "nope I want to live to see my wife and kids tonight, fuck this"
Or, fuck it, maybe the animals are fine and the troons just have a penchant for making things look worse than they really are, even accidentally, on their own social media. As they do.



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I'm 99.9% sure we weren't involved in contacting authorities, but whatever it takes for the tranch to step up their animal-care game works for me. I can think of worse things to be accused of than being concerned for the safety of animals.

"Coordinated hit," right. We couldn't coordinate a one-car funeral.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Posted without irony.

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the levels of autism, I can't deal. The sense of exasperation. Like telling someone to make a u-turn and they just back up into a lake.

 

[Treasure Champs]

"Coordinated hit," right. We couldn't coordinate a one-car funeral.

I mean, we COULD. We just don't, because our raison d'etre is to point and laugh on the internet, not run around like... well, as the rules say, like an autistic illuminati.

Troons in particular tend to think that we are obsessed with them and somehow take secret oaths to ruin their lives, because when you have a full cluster B bingo card the whole world is super invested in YOU YOU YOU and plots your demise 24/7. The reality is that it's just Jimmy from marketing logging in during his break to shake his head and chuckle at the latest antics of the danger-haired castrati, which they voluntarily plaster all over the internet for our amusement.

 

[Cowpies]

So Penny, care to share the video? I mean I'm sure you want to show up us haters.

I'm more inclined to believe the military arsenal on the walls and the clearly mentally ill men in dresses surely wielding some of those guns at the moment made the sheriff go "nope I want to live to see my wife and kids tonight, fuck this"

This. He may even be back with some backup eventually. Tranny Waco draws ever closer. I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when that cop car pulled up to the gate, I bet the dainty ladies were freaking out.

 

[BallBuster]

Wasn't Pennywise the one who was deleting Twitter pics of the overcrowded living conditions? He can deflect all he wants but the evidence is there.

 

[Vapewizard]

Tbh I can believe that a kiwi was the one who called because that sort of stuff still happens despite the rules, like how in the yandere dev thread you had one guy openly admitting he broke into alex's email account and vandalized the yandere sim reddit.

That being said they shouldn't be surprised that people were concerned after having a ranch member publically admitting to finding frozen eggs and bonnie deleting his alpaca clown car shed video which seems like a strange thing to do if it wasn't incriminating.