Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Sinner's Sandwich]

He wants to unload yet... he has no dick and he must coom

He only pretends needing to coom. He is horribly multilated & has severe nerve damage. Whatever he is feeling must be uncomfortable as hell. With the gross mess that is amhole he would be lucky if he was completely numb.

 

[mooey]

Conspiracy theory. Pennywise wouldn't let Wedge join the tribe with a penis intact. Be interesting to see if he finally moves in once he become Wedgeless.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Jesus is wedge in for a bad time.

Good.

Conspiracy theory. Pennywise wouldn't let Wedge join the tribe with a penis intact. Be interesting to see if he finally moves in once he become Wedgeless.

I can't recall but do we know why Pennywise chopped his nuts off? Other than 'for the coom.' Maybe I'm crazy - pardon me, neutorypical - but if you're gonna go through with the snip, why not go all the way? I can't begin to understand why these degenerates do what they do, but it just seems to me that removing the testicles but not the penis leaves some kind of horrible half-product.

I can't understand the math. How is having a dick but no balls preferable to having neither. What functionality is preserved? I mean, legend has it that Michael Jackson allegedly had his testicles removed to preserve his young boyish voice. He preserved a sample of his semen to ensure future Jacksons. (And if you believe that, you're dumber than Kevin.)

Paging any resident Troon Anthropologists.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Oh, and imagine seeing 3 days without Twitter as some kind of herculean feat of endurance. Twitter sucks in a whole lot of ways, but you have to appreciate how it serves as flypaper for awful people who'd otherwise probably be out making regular people's lives harder.

It's honestly an addiction for these people.

No one wants to see an amhole, either. Every time the whole song and dance of "but YoU CaN't EvEn TeLL" and other lies troons tells themselves comes out, I direct everyone to the same place: r/manmadepussy

Believe me, we can tell. A ditch you have to stick dildos up every week is not the same as a real vagina.

 

[Cool Spot]

I think at least one person in that house has a penis, if I'm remembering correctly.

Wouldn't be surprised if I'm wrong though.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I can't recall but do we know why Pennywise chopped his nuts off? Other than 'for the coom.' Maybe I'm crazy - pardon me, neutorypical - but if you're gonna go through with the snip, why not go all the way? I can't begin to understand why these degenerates do what they do, but it just seems to me that removing the testicles but not the penis leaves some kind of horrible half-product.

I can't understand the math. How is having a dick but no balls preferable to having neither. What functionality is preserved? I mean, legend has it that Michael Jackson allegedly had his testicles removed to preserve his young boyish voice. He preserved a sample of his semen to ensure future Jacksons. (And if you believe that, you're dumber than Kevin.)

Paging any resident Troon Anthropologists.

Penny did get the snip and it was for the coom. But another reason why trans “women” get it is so they don’t have to take testosterone blockers “sprio” or what ever it is because they are lazy AF.

They snip balls but not the whole stink ditch is because they fetishized the penis because of 20 different Freudian levels which I won’t get into. That and it’s safer and cheaper.

I have a running theory that the ranch is only open to trans “women” who have gotten some form of GRS because of Pennys deep regret of not keeping his junk.

Lastly, there is a lot of incorrect science around saying that you can still get a rock hard erection with no balls. The truth is whiles it’s technically possible most people can’t get erect again since testosterone plays a huge part in that. Who knew, we only have centuries of doing this to slaves and serfs throughout history for this very reason.

Wedge is gonna have a bad time. But maybe Penny will accept wedge on the ranch after he becomes a Eunuch and is no threat to Pennys harem.

 

[Plague Flea]

But if Daddy Wedge has his nuts off, who’s going to breed little Kevryn?

Fortunately I just invested in a new storage facility for all the Islamic Content ratings I’m expecting.

 

[Chris Konon]

Good.


I can't recall but do we know why Pennywise chopped his nuts off? Other than 'for the coom.' Maybe I'm crazy - pardon me, neutorypical - but if you're gonna go through with the snip, why not go all the way? I can't begin to understand why these degenerates do what they do, but it just seems to me that removing the testicles but not the penis leaves some kind of horrible half-product.

I can't understand the math. How is having a dick but no balls preferable to having neither. What functionality is preserved? I mean, legend has it that Michael Jackson allegedly had his testicles removed to preserve his young boyish voice. He preserved a sample of his semen to ensure future Jacksons. (And if you believe that, you're dumber than Kevin.)

Paging any resident Troon Anthropologists.

I guess it's better to piss with a limp dick than with a rotting axe wound in abdominal area.

 

[Cool Spot]

I wonder where Wedge would even fit on the Tranch, considering three grown men share a bed together there.

I suppose he could live in the shed with the half-dead, miserable alpacas and assorted mistreated livestock.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

I wonder where Wedge would even fit on the Tranch, considering three grown men share a bed together there.

Under a door.

 

[LooseMoose]

Maybe I'm optimistic, but could some of Kevin's followers be realising that he's scamming them?

 

[Puddleduck]

Kevin's ever-retreating hairline even after SRS and taking hormones is just the worst of luck haha. In most cases, medically transition would at the very least stop hair loss and preserve what's left, and in some cases regrow some of the lost hair if it was recent.
But not our Kev. He's done everything possible to turn into a "girl", and it's still disappearing before our very eyes.
Couldn't happen to a nicer man!

 

[Hell yeah dude]

"she conventionally unattractive, therefore she's trans"
fuck you kevin.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

"she conventionally unattractive, therefore she's trans"
fuck you kevin.
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There is a weird coordinated effort by Kevin and his pac to avoid all traditionally attractive trans people on Twitter.

Like Keven has never once @ tweeted an actual trap/passes for a woman trans person. Have they already settled there place on life as the nerds/losers of the trans world? They will never talk to / about the trans chads who are in fashion magazines, tv/porn or getting paid thousands of dollars to fly to the UAE to ride on some sheikh dick.

Kevin’s cope isn’t a state of mind, it’s a fucking lifestyle.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

I wonder where Wedge would even fit on the Tranch, considering three grown men share a bed together there.

I suppose he could live in the shed with the half-dead, miserable alpacas and assorted mistreated livestock.

Are we getting ready for another eviction? They should do it reality TV style and raise money by getting people to call in and vote for the next to leave.

 

[Troon Anthropologist]

Good.


I can't recall but do we know why Pennywise chopped his nuts off? Other than 'for the coom.' Maybe I'm crazy - pardon me, neutorypical - but if you're gonna go through with the snip, why not go all the way? I can't begin to understand why these degenerates do what they do, but it just seems to me that removing the testicles but not the penis leaves some kind of horrible half-product.

I can't understand the math. How is having a dick but no balls preferable to having neither. What functionality is preserved? I mean, legend has it that Michael Jackson allegedly had his testicles removed to preserve his young boyish voice. He preserved a sample of his semen to ensure future Jacksons. (And if you believe that, you're dumber than Kevin.)

Paging any resident Troon Anthropologists.

Some get an orchiectomy to avoid the need for testosterone blockers. Some SRS also involves using the empty sack from a previous orchiectomy, but most do it to skip Spiro. (Not the cute dragon, they chase a different one.)

Medical transition of any kind is also something of a status symbol to signal that you’re more trans than the other boys.
I just wonder if the taxpayers are picking up the tab for Wedge’s snip.

 

[lfaw]

3 days. 3 DAYS

This fat faggot thinks 3 days was a triumph in being off Twitter (and gets asspats for how amazing that is).

you see this with any cow that's active on twitter (see: boogie) where they'll announce something like a week long break, come back in two days, then act like they reached some epiphany and achieved enlightenment by not spending every second of their waking consciousness on twitter, only to immediately go back to the same old.

knowing kevin he was still refreshing it all day, just not any visible activity.

 

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Kevin is back so reset the e-begging clock

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New selfie showing his hairline that reach event horizon

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Spoiler: full image

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Cope

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Stop molesting this poor cat

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Pre-order transformer less than two hours after his e-beg

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I wonder why
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More proofs of animal negligence
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Shut up, Ryan.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

15 days until Wedge castration
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Maybe I'm wrong, but surely it's not the wisest idea for a sex worker to destroy his dick? Though I guess he can still sell his ass.

Oh, never mind then.

 

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Maybe I'm wrong, but surely it's not the wisest idea for a sex worker to destroy his dick? Though I guess he can still sell his ass.
View attachment 1897856 Oh, never mind then.

There is something innately humorous and disgusting about a person saying they are emotionally hurt because their doctor told them to stop destroying their rectum.