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Chapstick4Lyfe said:
I happened to see an old tweet where Kevin claims to sleep in a king-size bed with two other people.
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Jesus fucking Christ what is THIS
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That colour is not sanitary
 
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Prolego said:
Some random farm shit:

The pacas keep trying to take baths. Any sensible farmer would know that that is a sign of something. Fleas maybe, I dunno, I'm not an alpaca expert. Troons just think it's cute.

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Apparently, alpacas just like to stand in water because they're idiots and assholes (like most livestock tbh). So this isn't indicative of anything wrong with the alpacas, per se - but, as the link mentions, it's an issue because the alpacas often tread in their own shit (or any of the various species of shit floating around the tranch, presumably), and then dip their shit-covered feet in the water, contaminating it and providing an excellent way to spread a whole load of diseases. Given iirc they also feed the alpacas by just tossing it on the ground and letting the alpacas trample it, tranch alpaca cholera saga when??
 
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Nothing To See Here said:
Apparently, alpacas just like to stand in water because they're idiots and assholes (like most livestock tbh). So this isn't indicative of anything wrong with the alpacas, per se - but, as the link mentions, it's an issue because the alpacas often tread in their own shit (or any of the various species of shit floating around the tranch, presumably), and then dip their shit-covered feet in the water, contaminating it and providing an excellent way to spread a whole load of diseases. Given iirc they also feed the alpacas by just tossing it on the ground and letting the alpacas trample it, tranch alpaca cholera saga when??
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I await the day alpacas gain sentience and it's taught in the alpaca schools that this was basically their Auschwitz.
 
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Captain Fitzbattleaxe said:
They have to actually start to do it before it can blow up in their face. As it is now it seems to me that the recycling gig only exist on paper and the troons haven't actually done anything.

As far as I know nobody at the tranch have said anything about having recycled anything yet or even received any material to recycle yet. And I don't believe that they wouldn't take the opportunity to jerk themselves off for it given the opportunity so I have to conclude that the recycling hasn't started yet.
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Their plan seems to be to get a government grant and use that to buy more shit while failing to recycle.
Cerabella said:
Your chameleon eyes bitch tits are not breast kevin.
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More grooming.
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Kevin confirms yet again his inceldom.
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Now that's what I call autogynephilia.
Boris Blank's glass eye said:
Not many people in the West realize how much the mostly conservative Israeli Jews fucking hate the very liberal diaspora. The open borders policies pushed by Soros et al hurt the European Jewry a lot, and many left France, Germany, and Sweden for Israel, which is between a rock and a hard place, surrounded by antagonistic Muslim countries.
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Indeed. Open borders policies lead to large scale Muslim immigration, and the Religion of Peace and Tolerance is not known for its peaceful tolerance of Jews.

If you've seen my posts elsewhere on the Farms you'll know that I'm about as fond of Israel as a shop ran by Ilhan Omar that sells bacon cheeseburgers, but when people persecute Jews in the ways we've seen it's hard to blame them for wanting a homeland.
 
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LMFAOForgotPw said:
Oh shit maybe Kevin is actually a woman
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No, he's just a degenerate misogynistic coomer who is stupid enough to think that all white girls really do fuck dogs. Everything he knows about women seems to come from porn, so it really isn't a surprise that he thinks becoming a bimbo makes him a true and honest woman. He's just going to pretend to live out porn scenes for the rest of his miserable life.

I hope he lives for long time. He can be the next Tommy Tooter. We'll need a replacement for when that old geezer buys the farm.
 
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Mealy Mouth Spittle said:
No, he's just a degenerate misogynistic coomer who is stupid enough to think that all white girls really do fuck dogs. Everything he knows about women seems to come from porn, so it really isn't a surprise that he thinks becoming a bimbo makes him a true and honest woman. He's just going to pretend to live out porn scenes for the rest of his miserable life.

I hope he lives for long time. He can be the next Tommy Tooter. We'll need a replacement for when that old geezer buys the farm.
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Yeah didn’t think he was actually a woman just enjoyed laughing at him matching up to that song. It’s clear he just absorbs whatever media representations and tries to act them out to get off AGP style. i don’t see kev outliving tommy, but I wouldn’t put money on that. Im expecting kev to 41 or more or less suicide by cops/angry town with the dumb bullshit they’re doing on the tranch.
 
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Let's Find Out! said:
Oh I really really really want them to get a grant for their "recycling project" and then completely fail to account for where all the grant money goes.

The government doesn't like it when you misappropriate funds.
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It sounds like they agreed to do it for free (otherwise, why mention their generosity) with the hopes of getting a grant to pay for it. I'll bet none of them has ever gone through the grant process before. There's a reason why non-profits hire people who have experience writing grant proposals. It's not as easy as simply saying they are troons so please give us some gov't money. It also isn't a swift process. So, they've invested money in their rusted horse trailers and have spent money on gas to run around picking up recyclables with no return on it yet. :lit:

I don't know why I am surprised at how inept they are at running a business, but they still manage to find new ways to fuck up that are completely unexpected and hilarious. It's like watching the 3 stooges try to run a ranch. If there weren't real animals involved, I could enjoy it a lot more.
 
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Cerabella said:
Kevin confirms yet again his inceldom.
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Oh feck off Kevin, you can't even be arsed to take a walk outside and you need a thousand dollar gizmo to seduce to do any exercise at all.

Jazz and hiphop classes nowadays are filled anywhere between 30% and 60% with boys, so nothing is stopping you, certainly not as an adult.
 
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