Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Hitman One]

Some shit about Captain Marvel? Hopefully someone can explain.

Imagine unironically getting filtered this hard by bottom of the barrel consoomer capeshit.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Imagine unironically getting filtered this hard by bottom of the barrel consoomer capeshit.

Soy:
Not even once.

 

[moonchild]

It's a good thing there's a unidirectional overlap.

Kevin's followers read Twitter, but some are paranoid enough to read this thread obsessively.

On the opposite side of things, nobody here reads Kevin's Twitter directly because it's horrific, disgusting, or both. Save for the people who screenshot and archive it, and bless them for the sacrifices they make to their sanity in doing so.

Perhaps the most crazy thing about kevins twitter is just how much he constantly tweets. like everyday he tweets, comments or retweets at least 10 times. this man clearly has no life or hobbies, he just stares at his phone all day

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Perhaps the most crazy thing about kevins twitter is just how much he constantly tweets. like everyday he tweets, comments or retweets at least 10 times. this man clearly has no life or hobbies, he just stares at his phone all day

Lolcows constantly tweet, to the point where using Twitter is probably lolcow behaviour in and of itself.

 

[IoTbot]

I dont understand how people get this ill...

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

Zelda anniversaries make Kevvie feel older

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People in their thirties who act as if they're ready for the urn any moment are so freaking annoying. Are you gonna keep up with that for another 30+ years or something? Stop obsessing about being young.
Though I suppose Kev in particular is just fishing for "OMG!!! you don't look a DAY over 19 sweaty " reactions.

 

[moonchild]

Lolcows constantly tweet, to the point where using Twitter is probably lolcow behaviour in and of itself.

I found this old kevin tweet from earlier in this thread, it really makes it easy to understand his mindset. this is a man with no hobbies, no interests, no passions beyond staring at his phone and cooming.

 

[EnemyStand]

I found this old kevin tweet from earlier in this thread, it really makes it easy to understand his mindset. this is a man with no hobbies, no interests, no passions beyond staring at his phone and cooming. View attachment 1925650

Or, and I'm just spitballing here, you could go out into the big scary world and...I don't know, meet people who you share interests with that you can create a mutual relationship with? Might be better than just staring at screens all the time.

 

[moonchild]

Or, and I'm just spitballing here, you could go out into the big scary world and...I don't know, meet people who you share interests with that you can create a mutual relationship with? Might be better than just staring at screens all the time.

but leaving your house and meeting new people requires effort, and effort and kevin don't mix

 

[Cool Spot]

Perhaps the most crazy thing about kevins twitter is just how much he constantly tweets. like everyday he tweets, comments or retweets at least 10 times. this man clearly has no life or hobbies, he just stares at his phone all day

I think someone a while back made a rough estimate of how many tweets Kevin makes per day by calculating his total number of tweets and how long he's been on Twitter.

 

[Hitman One]

I found this old kevin tweet from earlier in this thread, it really makes it easy to understand his mindset. this is a man with no hobbies, no interests, no passions beyond staring at his phone and cooming. View attachment 1925650

When aliens finally arrive at the charred, lifeless rock once known as Earth, they will conclude that the invention of Twitter was the juncture in time which led us down the path of total annihilation.

I dont understand how people get this ill...

Coombrain should be a recognised mental illness.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I found this old kevin tweet from earlier in this thread, it really makes it easy to understand his mindset. this is a man with no hobbies, no interests, no passions beyond staring at his phone and cooming. View attachment 1925650

It's an addiction.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

I think someone a while back made a rough estimate of how many tweets Kevin makes per day by calculating his total number of tweets and how long he's been on Twitter.

Yep, it's in the OP actually:

As of writing, Kevin's Twitter totals at a staggering 124,000 Tweets after joining April in 2009, or roughly 1.3 Tweets every hour, uninterrupted, for a decade, rounding down.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

I don't care about the troons at all but animals didn't ask for this and I understand the legal definition of neglect is hard to meet and prove, but this is pretty shitty to do a bunch of supposed rescue animals that were living in bad circumstances and the people they got them from thought they'd be going to a nice new home. Weather across the US got shitty the last few day, so I can't imagine how they're coping with their generator being fucked given Kevin couldn't even deal with being too crowded.

Losing power during a snow storm gets the temperature inside a house down pretty quick, the more windows the faster that happens. In less than 30 hours it can get down to 40 degrees (around 4 degrees celsius) and thats in a well insulated, correctly built home. If they were heating the barn for the alpacas, without power that obviously went down. It would have crashed to outside temps pretty quickly, which for cold weather animals isn't the worst but it can't be comfortable when you're missing your winter coat and then the few remaining chickens and ducks would have been completely fucked. The dogs and cats wouldn't of been in the best shape either.

These guys really need to look at the animals and think outside of themselves and the coom for 5 minutes. I know thats stupid to even think they'd do, but I can dream.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

All the supposedly asexual people I've known have been extremely sedentary, and often very unattractive.

Anecdotal I know, but I only have ever met one self-professed asexual in my life and he was hot af. Like. Above 6 foot tall, blonde and tan, did crew in college. Idk what that was about.

 

[Particle Bored]

Kevin continues to be a consoooomer and wanting to be the dumb slut for cooms:

Kevin wanting to name and shame:
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Falling for all the girls! What a feeling Kevvie...
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O M G.. To be honest I have no idea what's going on here or what the goal is lol:
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Zelda anniversaries make Kevvie feel older

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Some shit about Captain Marvel? Hopefully someone can explain.
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"My gender is an A.I..." lol that's random.txt worthy
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More consoooming. Apparently this is Kevvies biggest grail. Anyone care to comment as to why that might be?
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Note: As always archive links are coming soon(tm)

"Im pretty well hung."

"Name and shame!"

"Um... What about 'Check out my luscious tiddies! I need someone to stuff my dripping vag! Am hoooooole!'"

"I post that publicly. Under my name. I have no shame. Checkmate, puritan!"

"Touché, hole. Touché."

 

[Neko GF]

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1361816451179548674 (Archive)

>"Very kind and polite"

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1321034369536946177 (Archive)

Also, I don't consider constantly shoving one's gross fetishes in everyone's face to be "polite".

 

[AirdropShitposts]

>"Very kind and polite"
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Also, I don't consider constantly shoving one's gross fetishes in everyone's face to be "polite".

This literally would apply to himself, he spends two tweets arguing for stripping rights from people on a whim (and establishing a dictatorship) then says "Oh you want to strip human rights from others? No more rights for you"

No wonder his hair is trying to escape from his skull.

 

[Lubby Smith]

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

https://twitter.com/TransSalam

Even I, someone whose hobby is mocking trannies online, am capable of being nice to people who are slightly annoying. What's wrong with you?