Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Hell yeah dude]

The tranch had an interview for a podcast so they hide kevin

 

[KooksandFreaks]

The tranch had an interview for a podcast so they hide kevin
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Heh, if Kevin's history on Twitter ever gets out? I love you, mistress.

 

[moonchild]

Is this for his blown out anus, his fake deafness, his autism, or overall mental and physical retardation?
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I just skimmed this and misread it as wedge got a job at a long term care home and I was like "wow, at least one of these idiots actually got a job and is doing something with his life" but no, instead a man in his thirties is bragging about being so retarded that he needs to government to find him a place to live

 

[lecher]

Not sure if this was posted. Thread moves fast.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

That is nobodies but his fault.

And this faggots elective surgery is funded by us.

Still unclear. Why would a grown man ever render his penis non-functioning with elective surgery?

Do they really like it in the ass that much?

 

[moonchild]

Jesus Christ, these people are such a drain on resources.

Sorry meemaw, you can't have any help in your old age after a lifetime of working hard, a young autist needs someone to hold the camera while he streams himself blowing out his asshole.

when you troon out you get three options: e-thot, "game journalist/youtuber that relies on patreon to survive, or literally just e-begger. no matter what, you need paypigs cause apparently all troons are too oppressed to work a 9-5

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

when you troon out you get three options: e-thot, "game journalist/youtuber that relies on patreon to survive, or literally just e-begger. no matter what, you need paypigs cause apparently all troons are too oppressed to work a 9-5

Kevin is literally too horny to work. Could you imagine standing next to him on the Wendy's sandwich line? One look at the mayo dispenser and he'll be rubbing his peanut with the crispy chicken. That's not Dave's Way.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Kevin is literally too horny to work. Could you imagine standing next to him on the Wendy's sandwich line? One look at the mayo dispenser and he'll be rubbing his peanut with the crispy chicken. That's not Dave's Way.

If his ogreish jackelope paws worked half as hard cleaning as they do tweeting, there'd be nary a stain in all of Colorado.

Maybe you could put a transformers toy on a stick and dangle it in front of him, like a donkey with a carrot, strap some kinda swiffer/scrubber deal to his shoes, and set him loose in town. The street would be spotless.

 

[pog]

Kevin is literally too horny to work. Could you imagine standing next to him on the Wendy's sandwich line? One look at the mayo dispenser and he'll be rubbing his peanut with the crispy chicken. That's not Dave's Way.

I would never let Kevin handle any food that is going into anyone's mouths... They'll be crusted with amhole grease and sweat. He likely doesnt wash his hands, clearly doesn't shower, so even dandruff to season your BLT?

 

[White Devil]

If his ogreish jackelope paws worked half as hard cleaning as they do tweeting, there'd be nary a stain in all of Colorado.

Maybe you could put a transformers toy on a stick and dangle it in front of him, like a donkey with a carrot, strap some kinda swiffer/scrubber deal to his shoes, and set him loose in town. The street would be spotless.

You've seen how he waddles. Dude would be out of gas before 50 yards.

 

[pog]

Here's a legitimate question I have that I've never quite been able to figure out yet-
How does the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch "help" Trans people? I really can't figure it out. Do they open a petting zoo or something and collect funds?

 

[White Devil]

Here's a legitimate question I have that I've never quite been able to figure out yet-
How does the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch "help" Trans people? I really can't figure it out. Do they open a petting zoo or something and collect funds?

They sexually assault them and threaten them to stay silent.

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

Inspired by @Randall Fragg 's suggestion that someone do a write up of ranch denizens. I'll be taking it to the ranch thread, but wanted to put it here, too since all the source material was here. I focussed on actual ranch residents past and present, so no sex partners or orbiters included.
I gift you this information in the form of trading cards. I hope you both love and hate them, and find them informative in a neurodivergent-friendly manner. Do please tell me if I've fucked anything up or missed something good!

House Niggas / Permanent Members
The ranch has 2 bedrooms, presumably split along the following lines of who's in a stated relationship.
The polycule:

The couple:


Team Trailers / Temporary Members
The ranch had an influx of people between July-September 2020. We aren't sure who remains, with the exception of Josie. We do know one or more people left on bad terms in December 2020 (@Cerabella ).
There are two sources on ranchers, aside from ranchers' own tweets:
- The September 2020 Rocky Mountain Rocky Mountain PBS clip shows Josie was in residence by then.
- The January 2021 High Country News article shows Daisy and Justine[sic]. However, the article only confirms ranch residents as recently as November 2020, which is when the visit for the article was made, so no help with who left in December.
It seems Team Trailers is 1-3 people, listed in order of likelihood.

Josie / @josiebean42 seems committed, and possibly in it for the long haul. Picture courtesy RMPBS. ETA3: Daisy confirmed current by @ Prolego), card amended:


On the ranch as of November 2020 per High Country News:

Daisy / @desert_daisie and Justyne / @zirdo_ionsa both arrived in June 2020* accounts are active, neither indicate they are on the ranch.
Daisy/@desert_daisie deadname name source courtesy @Wanda. Arrival at the ranch source, @ValVenus
Justyne/@zirdo_ionsa arrival at the ranch source, @Gizmoduck
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kevin-gibes-kathryn-gibes-transsalamander.65259/post-7842695

Spoiler: Justine / Justyne is zirdo_ionsa

Same hat, shirt and face.

Unconfirmed ex-residents/possible visitors:

@anarchowhore and @trans_roadie, both Twitter accounts sadly gone, but archived @trans_roadie (June 30th 2020) and
@anarchowhore (July 31st 2020). Present in September 2020, no further mention.
Anarchowhore picture taken from own Twitter and Trans_roadie from here by @PozzedByCoronachan .

Spoiler: Bonus footage of Kevin with Anarchowhore and Justyne/zirdo_ionsa .

From @Tomssu 's September 2020 post.
Anarchowhore front and Justyne/zirdo_ionsa back.

We also have 2 confirmed ex-ranchers:

Lizzie/Crayons: Jan-April 2020. Arrival source, @stupid fuck , departure source @ValVenus .
Raging_Grace: June 2020. Obviously themselves a mad troon throwing abuse accusations but confirmed to have stayed by Penny's responses.
Raging_grace accusations source, @ValVenus
Penny's response source, @Tomssu.

ETA: I'd like to keep these up to date, so feel free to @ me on any confirmed guests/sightings.
I considered HuskyAldoRaine but there isn't any evidence he's living with them.
*ETA typo

 

[Shield Breaker]

if they were cooking you’d think they’d have the good sense not to tell kevkev, it’s not like he ever leaves his room to notice

imagine how it’d go; I’d give it roughly five minutes before the following appeared on his twitter

WHEN MXTRESS ASKS YOU TO KEEP A SECRET JGHKBDJBDJJDHK

HNNG MXSTRESS SHOUTED AT ME FOR BEING A BAD GURL AND SPILLING THE COOK VAT SUCH A BRAT

Next time on Transitioning Bad

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Can I lowkey admit that a third-tier goal in my life for the past year has been to nominate a random.txt and the last page of ripostes has made my bon mot nub quite turgid?

 

[Bani]

Here's a legitimate question I have that I've never quite been able to figure out yet-
How does the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch "help" Trans people? I really can't figure it out. Do they open a petting zoo or something and collect funds?

It "helps" the trans people who own it because it allows them to pretend to be a charitable cause for free handouts. That's it. The funds exclusively go towards feeding and enabling the five or six losers who live there-- nothing else. They claim to be a "haven" for troons, but they haven't allowed anyone new to live there in almost two years, despite people asking to join on a somewhat regular basis. It's basically a hippie commune, except they don't even grow their own food.

I honestly don't know where the fuck the donation money is going-- Bonnie's mom is the one who bought and presumably still pays for the property they live on. Most, if not all of the tranchers have some kind of tugboat; Phil has VA benefits, Kevin has an inheritance, and I'm sure at least one of the other troons is on disability. I have a hard time believing they can't get by with mommy paying for shit and a bunch of tugboats, but I'll grant that property in Colorado is expensive and these people are probably horrible with money. I'm not going to factor in the alpaca fiber as an income because I'm pretty sure they're losing money from it.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Here's a legitimate question I have that I've never quite been able to figure out yet-
How does the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch "help" Trans people? I really can't figure it out. Do they open a petting zoo or something and collect funds?

tl;dr: They don't.

Long answer is, billing themselves a "Safe Haven" for trannies, they let trannies that society has turned its back on join the TURd ranch if and only if those socially inept trannies pitch in and help out. At zero pay. Living in poorly-constructed metal sheds. With a bunch of mentally ill and violent gun-toting men watching them at all times. If the runaways don't do their fair share, they get the boot.

I'd say it has all the markings of a typical communist regime, but at least the slackers don't get killed and thrown to the animals as meat.

You could certainly argue that a life of good, honest farm labor can do a person good, instill a work ethic in them and whatnot, and that caring for and nurturing animals can be therapeutic, but really it just seems like the (w)hole operation was just plucked from a favorite movie or video game. "Pull your weight and we'll give you a bed to sleep in while we fight back the fash horde!" If the TURd Ranch wants to have any kind of Safe Haven selling point, I'd start with offering therapy and counseling at no charge,* something in the way of compensation, and NO constant reminders that all inhabitants on the Tranch are under 24/7 attack by Trump voters in Ford Raptors. Seriously, Penny and Bonnie will talk at length about the fashies and they'll openly disparage everyone in town and talk about how everyone at the Trader Joe's wants them dead. Just the kind of thing a mentally unstable runaway needs, huh?

The whole TURd Ranch "Safe Haven" bit just seems like scoring free expendable labor and hoping for the best.

*No, Kevin, giving cringey asspats on twitter is not therapeutic.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

the khat quaffer speaks Arabic everyday

Please and thank you are the most important words in any language

 

[KiwiFuzz]

the khat quaffer speaks Arabic everyday

Please and thank you are the most important words in any language

"Una cerveza por favor" and "uno mas" have gotten me pretty far in life.

 

[AMHOLIO]

tl;dr: They don't.

I always wondered how they kwpt attracting more extreme personalities and then I realized that it's because you have to be fucking derranged to pick up your whole life and plop it down on the Tenacious farm. Most normal people, even most troons, realize the ranch gives them barely anything in return for their slave labor. The most they can give to other troons is good PR, as in "We're useful normal folks who like a variety of lifestyles," but they suck at that too.