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[Cool Spot]

It's not about "actually doing work", more "being able to do anything". Caretaker suggests the poor person would have to deal with physically more challenging tasks, like lifting Wedge while bathing or dressing him. IIRC Kev still can't lift anything heavier than 10 pounds on account of his stink ditch, evidenced by his november waddle.
He really fucked himself up by an elective surgery of all things.

Very true, although I think even if Kevin didn't fuck his body up, he'd still be useless on account of him being into that baby LARP fetish shit. The crotch hole just gives him a convenient excuse.

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

Ok so when you flew cross country for hookups with strangers on the internet did you also need in home care? Also you said your employed at the moment so what does your in house care worker do then?

I think wedge is looking for the ultimate grift like Hamberlyn did with one of her GFs. She dated a retarded girl and got money from the government as a care worker. I think wedge just wants his “girl friends” to get paid for doing fuck all at home with him. Disgusting.

I had reason to go back through the early part of the thread recently, I for one completely forgot that Hailey always claimed some sort of deaf identity. Post from May 2020 featuring Hailey signing.

That said, a couple of pages later there's a video of Hailey spontaneously answering a question with no apparent difficulty (NSFW: male teats).
I guess the conclusion is it's at least a medium-term grift.

 

[Captain Hastings Official]

Possible evidence that Wedge's disability scam is anus based.
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Spoiler: NSFW: Kevin's "little" friend

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So, considering that one of modern America's most pressing social concerns is the hundreds of thousands (millions? how many troons are there?) of young men who want to chop off their balls and/or penises, transform themselves into ghoulish imitations of their adolescent crushes, and return to a sexualized, shit and urine obsessed version of toddlerhood, is it time to admit that maybe Freud had a point?

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I'm sure I'll regret asking this but do we have any proof his asshole is actually broken? Could this just be like his hearing issues he made up?

Moot point. Either he blew his asshole out, in which case he's a pathetic degenerate who can't even do anal safely. Or he didn't, in which case he's a pathetic degenerate lying for sympathy from twitter. Him having a wrecked sphincter is funnier so that's what I'm going with.

 

[Cool Spot]

POV: you are Wedge.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

is it time to admit that maybe Freud had a point?

Freud was a fag made of other, smaller fags.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Freud was a fag made of other, smaller fags.

Sigmund Freud was actually three gay dwarves in a trenchcoat.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Sigmund Freud was actually three gay dwarves in a trenchcoat.

Snow White and the Id, Ego, and Superego.

 

[Wallace]

Castration doesn't prevent orgasm/ejaculation.

It's remarkable (and horrifying) that Kevin and his fellow troons continue to have a high libido after both castration and long-term estrogen use.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It's remarkable (and horrifying) that Kevin and his fellow troons continue to have a high libido after both castration and long-term estrogen use.

...Do they, though? They talk (and talk and talk) about sex, but I don't think anyone on the Tranch is doing anything to please the flesh except eating high-fat meats and buying consumer goods.

I wonder if Kevin has typed like an uwu so long that he simply can't communicate any other way, and he doesn't notice it because the people he interacts with online all speak that dialect too. Look at when he tried to write "I'm sorry your mom has dementia" to someone he lives with and all he managed was (IIRC) "I love you Mistress."

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

It's remarkable (and horrifying) that Kevin and his fellow troons continue to have a high libido after both castration and long-term estrogen use.

Didn't someone post a scientific explanation in this thread. It said that fetishistic thoughts overtake the hormones in your body IIRC.

 

[The Final Troondown]

>implying local cowboys aren't visiting the Tranch nightly for the Kevin special

trannies, fags and libs
We’d hear it from the people of the town
They’d call us trannies, fags and libs
But every night all the militia would come around
And lay their money down

 

[Box Tie]

One doesn't need to have a libido to get excited about the notion of having sex. As a sexually disabled coomer you can get excited and obsessed about sex the same way a first-time world traveler might go off the rails sperging about their plans without having stepped a foot out the door. Although in the case of the coomer it is of course far more pathological.

Notice, as someone mentioned, Kev doesn't actually do anything. It's all framed by "I need to", "I wanna" and "I'm gonna". Its just a bunch of plate-spinning, moving the goalpost every second of every day. When his wound heals, once he gets those sharpie dialators all the way in, when his girlfriends can come visit him. Then, then you'll see, they'll breed each other with inert HRT girldick and horse dildos and show you cis normies what a real sex life is.

It'll never happen of course, the compulsive hugboxing keeps them from having to confront reality and making peace with it, so they'll cope until they can't cope anymore and then... well, we know what happens then.

 

[The Final Troondown]

If I was commander in chief of a fascist militia I wouldn't go around inflating people's tyres.

that’s why you’re just a grunt

imagine being the person who has to go in to bathe THIS and change his clothes
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He titled these post-coital and post shower
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He’s really really strange looking, he’s got this weird Neotany in his fat distribution, reminds me of that puffy look you see on some midgets
I wonder if he has some congenital condition

Honestly the most likely scenario in my mind is that he had some regrowth, but grew out the parts that can be grown out longer. Where he’s not constantly buzzing over that bald patch he has some long hair to style over it, and the wispy hairs underneath that are growing (probably way slower) to give it a little more volume and appearance of length. I’d be curious to see a top down photo of his hair wet and another of his hair unstyled, dried naturally (as blow dryers often give volume).

you can see some regrowth on hrt and all that, it’s certainly not out of the question, but estrogen can oftentimes be quite unkind to the male hairline. If I was a betting person I’d bet that it’s a dsp style comb over/back/floofed over the thin part for ~feminine beauty~. Many mtfs add finasteride (hair growth medicine) to their cocktails due to hair thinning, but others can see a rejuvenated scalp. Wet, unstyled, naturally dried hair doesn’t lie though so

finasteride wouldn’t be much use as it just blocks the conversion of testosterone to dht, the anti androgens should be lowering the testosterone to a level where it’s not a factor anyhow

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

finasteride wouldn’t be much use as it just blocks the conversion of testosterone to dht, the anti androgens should be lowering the testosterone to a level where it’s not a factor anyhow

Weird bc I’ve seen A LOT of trans mtf talk about using it. Maybe they use it for something else or I’m getting it confused?

 

[ten dollars off]

IIRC Kev still can't lift anything heavier than 10 pounds on account of his stink ditch, evidenced by his november waddle.

I mean, what would actually happen? Would his inverted penis shaft skin sleeve pop back out re-verted, giving him a flaccid, hollowed-out penis missing the head?

 

[Kaktus Kompot]

I mean, what would actually happen? Would his inverted penis shaft skin sleeve pop back out re-verted, giving him a flaccid, hollowed-out penis missing the head?

Somewhat related, I distinctly remember reading that when one man lost his dick in an accident, he got a replacement made of his hollowed-out finger. Wonder why FtMs never try to do the same, is it a bit too small for their deep dark fantasies?

 

[The Final Troondown]

Weird bc I’ve seen A LOT of trans mtf talk about using it. Maybe they use it for something else or I’m getting it confused?

theyre probably just throwing everything at the wall to a) see what sticks and b) feed their fantasy

 

[glass_houses]

I mean, what would actually happen? Would his inverted penis shaft skin sleeve pop back out re-verted, giving him a flaccid, hollowed-out penis missing the head?

Now I've got the image of a hollow penis skin rippling and waving between Kevin's legs like one of those waving inflatable tube men. Thanks so much.

 

[Cool Spot]

Amtube.