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The more realistically his county is so small that they probably already vaccinated all the eligible people who want to be vaccinated and they’re probably just trying to get rid of surplus stock now.
Doesn't Kevin have a massive inflation fetish? You could probably give him a syringe full of air, tell him it's the coof vaccine, then convince him he's not really dying, he's just heckin' expanding 🥵🥰😤 uwu

Leasing a cat is one of the stupidest things I've seen in this thread and this is Kevin's thread.
A fucking leased cat. :story:

Does it shit in installments?
 
Just finished the HIGHLIGHTS only for this thread and I still feel drained.
It's Overwatch, Kevin. I imagine he's playing at low ranks where ragequitting is way more common, but Overwatch is basically a first person MOBA, so of course players are going to leave when they aren't winning. The game isn't worth investing enough time into to take it seriously, anyway.
My favorite part is that he basically admits that he's projecting- he assumes that he's being matched with those people because of his own unreliable internet- in other words, because he leaves games. No one else in the game cares if you left because you were pissed off or because you live on a goddamn attempted alpaca ranch in the middle of nowhere and have shitty infrastructure. It's all the same to the team that now can't win.

But everyone is supposed to care extra about Kevin's problems and make exceptions.
 
It almost makes me wonder if someday one of them is going to get fed up this and tell Ryan to just troon out or fuck off already. I think I sort of understand Ryan's thought pattern. He has no friends and the only people who will interact with him are dudes like Kevin who try to groom him constantly. Sort of like elderly people who enjoy talking to telemarketers because it's the only social interaction they get. Ryan enjoys having dudes groom him because he likes the attention they give him.
I don't think that's going to happen any time soon. IMO Ryan's main line to the troon coomunity is Kev, who has a considerable amount of clout. They won't tell him to fuck off while he has Kev's attention, and Kevryn seems to be getting off to the idea of grooming the fat egg-head egg-man.

Ryan's clearly enjoying all the attention and has no intentions of trooning out in the near future. Eventually, maybe - when he builds up tolerance to this level of attention, plus it would feed into his humiliation fetish as well.
 
But everyone is supposed to care extra about Kevin's problems and make exceptions.
Fundamental Attribution Error. My bad behavior is always due to circumstances beyond my control, but others' bad behavior is their own fault. Because he couldn't play another game, or try to organize a LAN party (oh, wait.....), or wait for a more stable connection, or pop the money for a better service. Nope. Gotta be That Guy in your team.
 

Not sure if it was done previously, but I'd be really surprised if it wasn't.
(I feel that this thing should be remade with somebody who actually has access to photoshop.)

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Legally edibles are usually sold as 100mg per pack, so that can be 10/10mg or one 100mg cookie. That means they're either horking 40mg a day or claiming they have the self control to only nibble about half a cookie. Either way their tolerance is quite high from abusing edibles or from being so fucking fat that it's not properly taking effect. A 100mg pack of edibles can be anywhere from $15-45, but I'll bet they prefer the baked goods instead of the cheaper candies and gummies.

*For perspective, someone who has never done edibles is recommended to only take 5mg and wait about an hour to see how they're doing.

Medical cannabis cannot shrink tumors like Tigerwolf claims, the most it could do is help with the nausea/pain and inability to keep food down for very sick people. It's not supposed to get them high although some strains might retain a little buzz to help with the depressive pain. I'm going to guess they're claiming strokes because someone probably asked why they don't smoke medical weed which is overall much cheaper for the amount/effect, and much like cigarettes you shouldn't smoke weed either if you've had a stroke.

Either way a common thing with people like Kev, this hog, Lou etc is they're extremely stupid and make up strange lies for grifts because they're literally too retarded to realize how dumb their lies are.

I don't know much about getting weed in weed-legal US states, but I live somewhere where weed is completely illegal and you have to get it from criminals. Even here, $700 worth of weed is more than any one person could smoke in a month even if you were stoned day and night. Like it would be physically impossible, you'd be too mashed to roll another joint most of the time. And edibles last longer than smokables, making your purchase stretch even longer. Either these people are including their "stoned munchies" budget in their begging totals (plausible given their sheer size), or they're overpaying for weed by a factor of at least 3 (given that these people are so bad with money that they LEASED A FUCKING CAT, this is also plausible).
 
I don't know much about getting weed in weed-legal US states, but I live somewhere where weed is completely illegal and you have to get it from criminals. Even here, $700 worth of weed is more than any one person could smoke in a month even if you were stoned day and night. Like it would be physically impossible, you'd be too mashed to roll another joint most of the time. And edibles last longer than smokables, making your purchase stretch even longer. Either these people are including their "stoned munchies" budget in their begging totals (plausible given their sheer size), or they're overpaying for weed by a factor of at least 3 (given that these people are so bad with money that they LEASED A FUCKING CAT, this is also plausible).
In most legal states legal weed is more expensive than black market (usually by 2 to 4 times) due to taxes, overhead, and consumer/commercialization.

As guessed these people are idiots. The patient has a very high tolerance and is taking a huge dose frequently (50mg edible 4 times a day). With the whining of a 100mg per transaction limit I have a strong hunch they are either recreational customers or have a medical recommendation. I have a guess it would be cheaper if they were on the medical registry (exists but hardly anyone is registered versus recommended in CA).

They are using this dose that would be appropriate for end stage cancer patients to control high blood pressure and stress. Both of these things could be better handled by traditional medicine and loosing weight and exercising. If they insist on medical weed a T break of at least two weeks would make the "need" to dose so heavy go away. Also get RSO syringes and take a very small dose instead of the chocolate bars.

Also much whining about ATM fees. Go to a damn in network ATM instead of using the one at the dispensary.
 
I can't speak for pricing in Colorado, but a 100 mg bag of pot cookies in California is a little over $20. This is for 10 Chips Ahoy sized cookies of 10 mg of THC each. A 100-mg chocolate bar about the size of a small Hershey's chocolate bar is about the same in price.

But 30 times 40 would be $1,200 a month on weed.

The expenditure aside, that is a terrifying amount of weed. Like someone said upthread, the dosing instructions for n00bs are to take 5 mg and wait an hour.

Frankly, Fentanyl sounds like a better and more functional time.

 
I can't speak for pricing in Colorado, but a 100 mg bag of pot cookies in California is a little over $20. This is for 10 Chips Ahoy sized cookies of 10 mg of THC each. A 100-mg chocolate bar about the size of a small Hershey's chocolate bar is about the same in price.

But 30 times 40 would be $1,200 a month on weed.

The expenditure aside, that is a terrifying amount of weed. Like someone said upthread, the dosing instructions for n00bs are to take 5 mg and wait an hour.

Frankly, Fentanyl sounds like a better and more functional time.

Tygerwolfe is in Bakersfield.

Because of course they are.

Edit: Here's the edibles menu for one of the top rated dispensaries in Bako: https://www.imcbakersfield.com/edibles

Here's one in a better part of town, so probably more expensive and less accessible to them? But it's got a far better selection of edibles to compare prices and doses etc. (Very few Bakersfield dispensaries have websites, which is hilarious. Also there's one called Wake N Bake Bakersfield and it's like, why wouldn't you just call it Wake N Bakersfield? Or Wake N Bako? Sheesh.)

https://www.theimperialroots.com/store/c14/Edibles.html

Edit 2: Jesus how much THC does this bitch consume daily? You can get a syrup with 1500mg for $55.
 
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Legally edibles are usually sold as 100mg per pack, so that can be 10/10mg or one 100mg cookie. That means they're either horking 40mg a day or claiming they have the self control to only nibble about half a cookie. Either way their tolerance is quite high from abusing edibles or from being so fucking fat that it's not properly taking effect. A 100mg pack of edibles can be anywhere from $15-45, but I'll bet they prefer the baked goods instead of the cheaper candies and gummies.

*For perspective, someone who has never done edibles is recommended to only take 5mg and wait about an hour to see how they're doing.

Medical cannabis cannot shrink tumors like Tigerwolf claims, the most it could do is help with the nausea/pain and inability to keep food down for very sick people. It's not supposed to get them high although some strains might retain a little buzz to help with the depressive pain. I'm going to guess they're claiming strokes because someone probably asked why they don't smoke medical weed which is overall much cheaper for the amount/effect, and much like cigarettes you shouldn't smoke weed either if you've had a stroke.

Either way a common thing with people like Kev, this hog, Lou etc is they're extremely stupid and make up strange lies for grifts because they're literally too retarded to realize how dumb their lies are.
Legally yes they are required to be sold under 10/10, or 10/100mg packs. However it's worth pointing out that $700 worth of edibles is actually pretty realistic given the absolute size of la creatura here(and probably her wife). It's worth noting that 40mg is not really a high dosage per se, but normally on average a "medical" cannabis patient can generally receive anywhere from 200mg-600mg on average per day, for an entire edible medicine schedule. Seems clear to me that the person in question who needs 700mg is just a person with a stupid high tolerance. As far as Kevvie goes, I'm sure he smokes similar in flower due to how fucking fat he is.
I don't know much about getting weed in weed-legal US states, but I live somewhere where weed is completely illegal and you have to get it from criminals. Even here, $700 worth of weed is more than any one person could smoke in a month even if you were stoned day and night. Like it would be physically impossible, you'd be too mashed to roll another joint most of the time. And edibles last longer than smokables, making your purchase stretch even longer. Either these people are including their "stoned munchies" budget in their begging totals (plausible given their sheer size), or they're overpaying for weed by a factor of at least 3 (given that these people are so bad with money that they LEASED A FUCKING CAT, this is also plausible).
Also depending on the grade of weed they're getting, it could really be $700 worth. Even in legal states, exotics and top shelf are sold for quite a premium and typically are cheaper on the black market, in said legal states that is. They're more than likely overpaying for their weed as for $700 they could easily buy actual top shelf flower in bulk and then turn them into edibles. But you know, that would require actual work. Also no doubt both of them get stoned day in and day out(la creatura, and our special Kevin that is), and honestly I wonder how the fuck both Bonnie and Penny deal with the constant weed smoke coming from Kevin.
 
Interrupting weed talk to point out the obvious that Tygerwulfe is lying about the LIFESAVING ANTI-STROKE MEDICATION (or My Wife will Die!) so they can use leftover money to pay for all their other indulgences like a leased cat, andor is using with his 'wife'.

He does this beg every single month and has forever. Because what is a budget to a troon? Yet another loser in the online grift where they all retweet eachother's comically stupid scams.
 
Tygerwolfe is in Bakersfield.

Because of course they are.

Edit: Here's the edibles menu for one of the top rated dispensaries in Bako: https://www.imcbakersfield.com/edibles

Here's one in a better part of town, so probably more expensive and less accessible to them? But it's got a far better selection of edibles to compare prices and doses etc. (Very few Bakersfield dispensaries have websites, which is hilarious. Also there's one called Wake N Bake Bakersfield and it's like, why wouldn't you just call it Wake N Bakersfield? Or Wake N Bako? Sheesh.)

https://www.theimperialroots.com/store/c14/Edibles.html

Edit 2: Jesus how much THC does this bitch consume daily? You can get a syrup with 1500mg for $55.
Looks like la creatura doesn't have a recommendation and/or wouldn't get approved for membership at the imperial roots. They are "medicating" at recreational dispensaries, prices, and policies. Can't almost anyone get a recommendation in CA?
 
I'm sorry, but I still don't follow the "leased a cat" thing if anyone can explain it to me like I am a literal child.
Basically, you can get a cat on credit (aka loan to pay it off) if you cannot afford it at the time. This is a terrible thing, because how can you take care of a cat if you can't even raise $200 for an adoption fee
 
Basically, you can get a cat on credit (aka loan to pay it off) if you cannot afford it at the time. This is a terrible thing, because how can you take care of a cat if you can't even raise $200 for an adoption fee
Okay. So it seems the problem with my understanding was that it is so unbelievably dumb, my mind actively refused to accept it as reality. Thank you.
 
Meet "Tygerwulfe", a morbidly obese, FtM, furry artist whose ebegging Kevin retweets.

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Jesus, I couldn't even tell what gender this deathfat was supposed to be. I remember one person like this who couldn't fit into the bathroom because they were too big to fit through the doorway. They started using pitchers instead.

I can't wait till the have some tracked all terrain mobility bed at the Tranch for this person.
 
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