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[Aunt Carol]

I think it's a disturbing testament to how unbelievably painful the entire procedure is that even Kev's AGP saturated brain couldn't be bothered to play with his new toy for almost a year. IIRC many of his tweets early in the process detail the searing pain just doing the bare minimum of upkeep.

Emphasis mine.

You've exactly nailed why the Unicron Saga resounds so strongly with this thread; it's the perfect consumerist metaphor for Kevryn's life choices. Once the big-ticket item arrives, brag and talk about it, but never touch it. Someone else had theirs arrive damaged? Hope Kevryn's isn't like that, but absolutely don't open it to check. All the beats rhyme perfectly.

FREE UNICRON

 

[s0mbra]

Oh, if we're on the topic of hilarious Wedge meltdowns on twitter, have my favourite one I dug up whilst combing through for the dox:

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"Where is this coming from"? It's because you're a man, James. They know because you look like a man.


FTFY

>I live stealth

I know reaction images are frowned upon but holy shit

 

[5574]

Emphasis mine.

You've exactly nailed why the Unicron Saga resounds so strongly with this thread; it's the perfect consumerist metaphor for Kevryn's life choices. Once the big-ticket item arrives, brag and talk about it, but never touch it. Someone else had theirs arrive damaged? Hope Kevryn's isn't like that, but absolutely don't open it to check. All the beats rhyme perfectly.

FREE UNICRON

i wish i could get a unicorn for free because i would sell it for a lot of money

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

. The Church of Christ movement is super fundamentalist, though, and does seem to be considered a cult by some. There's a Facebook group called "Ex Church of Christ Cult Survivors", which does make them look pretty nutty and controlling, though not quite Jonestown or Waco. I'm gonna reluctantly give it to Wedge that he did grow up in a cult, which going by its Wikipedia page has had some issues with race relations over the years. Still can't see any real Zionist/Jewish connection.)

I'm still on the page where this post pops up so I apologize if I'm about to say something that's already been addressed. I can say, vaguely yet confidently, that it's the International Churches of Christ that is considered a cult. It's an offshoot of the Church of Christ originally led by monumental grifter- I mean uh, religious leader Kip McKean. However, it's a cult in the same way that the Jehovah's Witnesses are, with the unstated goal of making its members feel like they can go nowhere else (up to and including forcing friends and family to shun someone who has left the church). It isn't a death cult like JW is, but it has a lot of the "us or them" mentality. The original Church of Christ is very fundamentalist but in more of a normal way. Whatever nonsense that Wedge is on about is either wholly made up or something unique to him.

 

[Easy Peasy]

How convenient that as soon as Hal is doxed, "someone at work" talks about texas.

Wedgie, you ain't slick. Also we're a bunch of lazy autists. Nobody is going to show up at your work and slay you in the honor of the farms. Lol calm down

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

How convenient that as soon as Hal is doxed, "someone at work" talks about texas.

Wedgie, you ain't slick. Also we're a bunch of lazy autists. Nobody is going to show up at your work and slay you in the honor of the farms. Lol calm down

Those tweets were from 2019.

Either way, it's hilarious that Wedge thinks he's "stealth". Just because people don't openly scream "OMG IT'S A MAN IN A DRESS" and call you "she" doesn't mean they don't know. They know and they talk about you being an obvious man in a dress behind your back.

 

[Easy Peasy]

Those tweets were from 2019.

Either way, it's hilarious that Wedge thinks he's "stealth". Just because people don't openly scream "OMG IT'S A MAN IN A DRESS" and call you "she" doesn't mean they don't know. They know and they talk about you being an obvious man in a dress behind your back.

Missed the date on those, cheers

 

[Law]

Kevin sperging about how awesome bottom surgery is even though he had a bad experience and Wedge trying to convince himself that he "lives stealth" is just more evidence for how much troons lie.
They lie a lot. They lie about being intersex, they lie about their finances and their families, they lie about their reasons for transitioning.
It's why Troonic Tales should always be checked against the evidence.

 

[John Mass Effect]

I know I’ve joked about kev joining the thread, but what if he already has?

Je suis Kevin.

Lesbians LOVE being called Dykes, it gives them an excuse to act out in stereotypical Lesbian rage!

I do wonder how western wokes manage to say shit on twitter when their list of offensive words changes every day, hot debates around “queer” included. I guess only non-pozzed places allow fags to call themselves fags without someone chimping out.

Just because people don't openly scream "OMG IT'S A MAN IN A DRESS" and call you "she" doesn't mean they don't know. They know and they talk about you being an obvious man in a dress behind your back.

Normal people avoiding confrontation with autistic orges playing pretend somehow equals to them “passing”. It also totes doesn't matter because they'so non-genderconforming, duh. Schrödinger's pass, I guess.

 

[Fareal]

I think he means 'fig'. I hate figs so I can understand his frustration.

New headcanon: it was figging that destroyed his anus; any mention of figs triggers his PTSD relating to that

 

[s0mbra]

Kevin sperging about how awesome bottom surgery is even though he had a bad experience and Wedge trying to convince himself that he "lives stealth" is just more evidence for how much troons lie.
They lie a lot. They lie about being intersex, they lie about their finances and their families, they lie about their reasons for transitioning.
It's why Troonic Tales should always be checked against the evidence.

They live in such a constant state of delusion that it's almost like they live in another dimension.

 

[remiem]

Wedge calling himself a Dyke is fucking hilarious
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I’m giving it a 75% chance that troon was kev. I don’t remember it myself, but it sounds like a kev thing.

What is going on with his eyebrows. Did he get them tattoo'd on and can't stop picking at them.

His brow ridge is so pronounced it literally casts a shadow.

 

[Karen™]

Preview of Kev and Wedge's new video dropped!

Spoiler: nudity, piss

Spoiler: I mean it; this is a gif of wedge licking the amhole

Also

What is going on with his eyebrows

 

[Easy Peasy]

We need to bring back kink shaming in a serious way

 

[White Devil]

Wedge is going to get all sorts of cool new diseases.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Preview of Kev and Wedge's new video dropped!
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Spoiler: nudity, piss

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I really wish I hadn't clicked that spoiler. I have gazed upon the amhole, and now I know nothing but despair.

 

[Hitman One]

Preview of Kev and Wedge's new video dropped!

This is it Kiwis, we're at DEFAMHOLE-CON level one: cockless pistol. I REPEAT, COCKLESS PISTOL. KISS YOUR LOVED ONES GOODBYE AND GET YOUR AFFAIRS IN ORDER BECAUSE THIS IS IT.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Oh, if we're on the topic of hilarious Wedge meltdowns on twitter, have my favourite one I dug up whilst combing through for the dox:

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"Where is this coming from"? It's because you're a man, James. They know because you look like a man.


FTFY

Wedge ACTUALLY thinks he passes as a woman.

Preview of Kev and Wedge's new video dropped!
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Spoiler: nudity, piss

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.....and then the laughter stopped and the whisky came out.

 

[Hitman One]

then the laughter stopped and the whisky came out.

I honestly think I'm going to need to inject rubbing alcohol straight into my brainstem if this full video is ever unleashed on the world.

 

[T0oCoolFool]

I clicked the spoiler too fast before reading the description. How I wish I hadn't.

Despite how disgusting and short that clip is, Wedge's face is priceless. He doesn't look the least be thrilled or turned on. You can tell he's hating every second of touching and fellating Kevin's Am Hole