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Can't believe I got RE spoilers in a Kevin thread
Spoiler that shit plz. It's been out for like 3 days and some of us have lives
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Did you know that the tall vampire woman turns into a giant disgusting monster?

You would think that would be fucking obvious in a RE game,.
 
Well, this must be the pinnacle for ole KevKev. Right at this moment. He has achieved his destiny. Yet, somewhere in the dark recesses of his mind lurks the great question: Is this it? Is this all there is to life?

No real relationships, no meaningful employment, no desire or curiosity to better yourself, or grow and learn.... just stuck in the mindset of a 16 year old who stays in his room all day playing video games. And aping a gender he’ll never really be. And buying toys. And persuading others to make his same stupid mistake. Is this it??
Frankly, that seems like the kind of question that would really only occur to him when he's much older and possibly on his deathbed. At a time when he looks back on his life and realizes how wasteful it was. Before that, I think he'll try and maintain the illusion that his life still has meaning in its current state, with much of it revolving around the propagation of his fetishes and maintenance of the tranch. His life does have far greater meaning than he realizes, though. And it's a shame he squanders his potential by appealing to his vanity and greed.
 
The fact the design of that RE monster is covered in worms and drips decaying maggots is quite telling if that's still well within Kevin's standard.
 
Well, BMI alone isn't actually a good measure--it pretty much assumes you've got a very specific build. You have to adjust it up or down to reflect the bone density and build--what's normal for somebody who is built in the Pacific Islander Human Tank line is going to be overweight to possibly even obese to somebody whose build is, say, soyboy whose bone density means we gotta worry he'll get a broken bone if he gets hit by a foam ball...

Given that Kev wants that svelte uwu anime girl look? 32.2 would likely actually be in Obesity II: Deathfat Landwhale Ahoy! region. Might be the case with Kevvy, you can kinda eyeball it from the wrists and neck. (This is why body fat % is your more useful number.)

Interestingly, HRT fucks with your cardiovascular health. So those of you wondering where a decent amount of the troon lolcows are likely to be, I think we got our answer: Dead as fuck.
 
Oh my god :story::story::story:
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Waaaahhhhh, Wario Always Wins!

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Fun fact, Wario's teeth are whiter than Kevvies. :story:
 
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Does that look like the kiwi farms bird to anyone else or am I imagining things?
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As funny as it would be for him to have his thread bookmarked right on his browser's bookmark bar like that, I'm inclined to think you are imagining things. That looks more like a solid green icon of some sort, but the kiwifarms one has a darker space in the middle and from below. Then again, it is super blurry, I can't really tell.
 
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