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[Lovecraft's Cat]

Spoiler: hierarchy of needs troon edition

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[Law]

For what he’s spending on toys each month he could afford skin and hair care products and even nice clothes.

You could get a great outfit and professional hair and makeup for the price of one Unicron.

All women. All. Are either being completely patronizing or they are exhibiting fawning/appeasement in order to avoid a violent confrontation. Every single one of the troons is instantly clockable to a woman no matter how many handmaidens protest otherwise.

I think that when most women see a man rocking a sundress, knee socks and crazy eyes, they subconsciously know that they are seeing a man perform his fetish in public - they're seeing a man with sexual perversions who has lost all self-control. It's pretty obvious why that would cause fear. The handmaidens who comment "yas qween" on troon posts would absolutely cross the street if they saw Kevin wobbling towards them.

Oh jeez. I usually cook my own meals, wash and iron my clothes, and keep my house clean. Mostly. But I definitely keep the fucking stove shiny

Clean stoves are transphobic, you terf bastard.

The kind of kid who always was a hanger on in high school, on the social periphery of groups of kids who already are unpopular. The kid whose trying to break into the band geek circle, but he can’t even get laid there. The kid who talks a ton about computers, so your mom tells you to be nice to him because one day he could be the next Bill Gates, but the reality is he’s not even very good with computers, so he ends up working as a tech support at some place like Best Buy or Radio Shack until they go out of business. Then he moves in with and mooches off of his wife, a land whale 3x his weight and 7 years his senior, who is a bit too into Animal Crossing for her age. Maybe does a bit of babysitting for land whale’s child from her previous marriage during the weeks she has custody. Thus, a “house husband”.

Some dude buys a shirt at H&M and inspires a paragraph of oddly specific fanfiction? The Kev thread really does get the creative writing juices flowing.

 

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[Kabuki Actor]

Let's ignore the really creative COOM signs and see how the rest are representative.
>greed
The octagram represents the stash containing the Freemason sign?
>fae
It's a blindfold over two to represent non-judgement or ignorance I guess.
>gluttony
The jack-o-lantern is about to eat you.
>apathy
Simplest shape, also might represent something falling into disuse,
>sloth
What do wings have to do with sloth?
>pride
Haha it's a demonic crucifix for our evil church character.
>wrath
Absolute nonsense.
>envy
A clasping hand?

 

[Orc Peon]

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I think Dilate and Cope should be reversed, but honestly any order of the three is funny to me.

 

[Angel Phish]

Holy fucking shit Kevin, is it possible for you to go even one whole day without talking about sex? I know the answer of course but I love the fact that he's so porn sick out of his mind that he doesn't think it's at all unusual to talk about degenerate coomer shit with more or less strangers in public.

 

[Law]

I think Dilate and Cope should be reversed, but honestly any order of the three is funny to me.

It's even sadder this way cause they'll never even reach dilate.

 

[Meiwaku]

I wish I could give you both the "informative" and the "horrifying" ratings. You seem like an authority, so I've got an extra question for you- if their amholes seal up, how do they pee? Will it result in death if they let it remain sealed for long enough?

The urethra is not inside a vagina its above it like it is with actual women. So they don't pee from their troon tubes they have a urethra franklin above their unclit...but if for some reason it's obstructed it would become life threatening issue.

 

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I'd say "dilate" would be a basic need, and "cope" would be self-fulfillment.

That actually would work pretty good if those two would swap as a general image, too.

 

[Trianon]

The urethra is not inside a vagina its above it like it is with actual women. So they don't pee from their troon tubes they have a urethra franklin above their unclit...but if for some reason it's obstructed it would become life threatening issue.

I think the pee issue is much more top of mind for FTMs because they have to lengthen the urethra if they want to actually use their sausage peen to pee. Which has a million ways to go wrong.

 

[m40gasmask]

It annoys me so much that trannies are wasting the time of OB-GYNs. Could you imagine rearranging the way an entire specialty practices medicine because a few loony troons don't want to go to the right doctor? Let's force dentists to learn how to take care of bunions. "Dentists can't tell my foot isn't a mouth! Honest!"

They get paid either way and probably don't have to do nearly anywhere as much work because there isn't anything actually going on in those fake veejays.

 

[Donovan the Man]

Kevin back with some more performative hornyposting. This time featuring the troon version of Maslow's hierarchy of needs.
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What do these coom brains get out of cybering with Kevin? He’s the worst ERPer. Just nothing but “hhhhhhhnngggghbbbnggg” and “”. He’s the ERP equivalent of star fishing, which he justifies as being a pillow princess sub but really he’s just lazy. Pyrocynical wanting to shove burritos up people’s asses and way more titillating than “fghgnnnnnng”.

 

[Trianon]

What do these coom brains get out of cybering with Kevin? He’s the worst ERPer. Just nothing but “hhhhhhhnngggghbbbnggg” and “”. He’s the ERP equivalent of star fishing, which he justifies as being a pillow princess sub but really he’s just lazy. Pyrocynical wanting to shove burritos up people’s asses and way more titillating than “fghgnnnnnng”.

He is an object, not a subject, in his own fantasies. And objects don't think.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

He is an object, not a subject, in his own fantasies. And objects don't think.

IIRC he's into drone fetishism as well, so he's literally DON'T THINK JUST COOM AND CONSOOM.

 

[AMHOLIO]

In short, what I'm getting at, is Kevin's AGP fantasy is specifically being a woman being forced to have sex then giving in and loving it.

Wedge wants bottom surgery eventually. Does this mean trouble in paradise? /sneed

 

[fringo666]

Thankfully for our entertainment Wedge is not too dysphoric about his wedgy wiener to post abominable home made porn to the internet.

 

[Amewsed]

According to kevin straight men who take care of themselves are closeted tranny
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These people often strike me as being dangerously disturbed predators. It's one thing to have your weird kinks, it's another thing all together to act like sharks near an injured seal when someone is going through a crisis.

Their fawning and wishful speculation in this post is despicable.

 

[Law]

The urethra is not inside a vagina its above it like it is with actual women. So they don't pee from their troon tubes they have a urethra franklin above their unclit...but if for some reason it's obstructed it would become life threatening issue.

To add to the pee speculation (jesus christ this thread), I have a buddy who trooned out a few years ago and he's been sickly ever since. He's in his forties and was diabetic and I'm sure that doesn't play well with the hormones. He has UTIs frequently and gets asked about his prostate when he goes to the hospital, then sadposts about it. Bottom surgery and hormones just seem to do terrible things to the body.

IIRC he's into drone fetishism as well, so he's literally DON'T THINK JUST COOM AND CONSOOM.

He achieved his fetish goal, but he's still miserable.
You should never give pornsick men what they want - what they want is awful, and it will make everyone involved miserable, including them. Right now the medical establishment, liberal feminist women, and a lot of men are pro-troon, but I think the tide is turning as more people see that trooning is fetish with horrible outcomes.
Imagine if Kevin's fetish was denied by the people and professionals around him, instead of indulged?

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

The urethra is not inside a vagina its above it like it is with actual women. So they don't pee from their troon tubes they have a urethra franklin above their unclit...but if for some reason it's obstructed it would become life threatening issue.

So is it just a hole sitting in their ballsack meat flaps? It must dribble all over when they pee

 

[Calix]

The urethra is not inside a vagina its above it like it is with actual women. So they don't pee from their troon tubes they have a urethra franklin above their unclit...but if for some reason it's obstructed it would become life threatening issue.

This sounds like an easy way to get an infection Sorry if I'm wrong/late, but having a festering open wound exposed to urine sounds painful and horrifying