Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[S.C.U.D.]

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0% chance he actually said this. Or this.

It's like something a Buzzfeed intern would write.

 

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Ripley sounds a lot like the concept of an "emotional leech," somebody who basically preys on other people's patience and empathy selfishly.

Somewhat related, he also sounds completely obnoxious. It is a daily fare that he hops onto to Twitter to complain about the bigots and misgendering he suffers through. At a certain point, people are going to just assume you go out looking for trouble.

 

[the khat quaffer]

i'm not well versed in this thread (and this is kind of late) so i'll delete if i should but i tried my hand at improving this with faceapp, etc. still kind of horrifying but i think it's still a little better
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still reeks of troon, that part is unfixable

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Ripley sounds a lot like the concept of an "emotional leech," somebody who basically preys on other people's patience and empathy selfishly.

Somewhat related, he also sounds completely obnoxious. It is a daily fare that he hops onto to Twitter to complain about the bigots and misgendering he suffers through. At a certain point, people are going to just assume you go out looking for trouble.

In the East Bay, of all places.

When you're in the most troon-friendly area in the world and every single interaction you have with other people is a personal Krystallnacht, maybe the problem is you.

 

[super thug]

It'll be hilarious if Kevin gets that revision surgery to fix his sealed up amhole. Especially given the number of times he's tried to convince others that: it won't seal/heal up, it is not a wound, scrotum and dick skin has turned into real and valid 'gina mucus membranes, his body "just knows" it's supposed to be a vagina now, mental map nonsense, etc.

Imagine going through all the trouble and expense to get a 2nd SRS horror-surgery just to let it close up again. I really hope he goes for it. He might get the dreaded fistula this time. We already know he isn't going to keep up with the dilation schedule even if he gets the revision.

But the funniest part of a potential "Kevin's revision surgery" arc? He'll still just be a horribly mutilated man. He'll never be a woman, not even an extremely ugly one. Letting them chop you up even more down there isn't going to fix all that nerve damage, faggot. He can probably just barely sense pressure as it is. Even if the amhole isn't closed up, from what I've read neovaginas are essentially unusable for sexual purposes and extremely fragile. I'm surprised they tell people they can have sex with those things. They're probably able to get away with it because the Dr's know that not even other troons like touching troons. When all these troon idiots finally grow the fuck up and this dumb fad is over and done with, he'll still just be a mutilated man.

 

[Charles P. Scene]

Rioley: legally nonbinary
Also Ravioli: wow, I know I said I'm nonbinary, but why aren't these guys treating me like a girl? They should automatically know that I want to be treated like a binary gender when they register my gender as nonbinary.

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

It'll be hilarious if Kevin gets that revision surgery to fix his sealed up amhole. Especially given the number of times he's tried to convince others that: it won't seal/heal up, it is not a wound, scrotum and dick skin has turned into real and valid 'gina mucus membranes, his body "just knows" it's supposed to be a vagina now, mental map nonsense, etc.

Imagine going through all the trouble and expense to get a 2nd SRS horror-surgery just to let it close up again. I really hope he goes for it. He might get the dreaded fistula this time. We already know he isn't going to keep up with the dilation schedule even if he gets the revision.

But the funniest part of a potential "Kevin's revision surgery" arc? He'll still just be a horribly mutilated man. He'll never be a woman, not even an extremely ugly one. Letting them chop you up even more down there isn't going to fix all that nerve damage, faggot. He can probably just barely sense pressure as it is. Even if the amhole isn't closed up, from what I've read neovaginas are essentially unusable for sexual purposes and extremely fragile. I'm surprised they tell people they can have sex with those things. They're probably able to get away with it because the Dr's know that not even other troons like touching troons. When all these troon idiots finally grow the fuck up and this dumb fad is over and done with, he'll still just be a mutilated man.

Please let there be a cycle of revision surgery, sealing up due to laziness, revision surgery to fix that, and then slipping back into sloth tendencies. I'm begging, please. It would be the funniest thing to watch him cope more and more on Twitter each time.

 

[the khat quaffer]

It'll be hilarious if Kevin gets that revision surgery to fix his sealed up amhole. Especially given the number of times he's tried to convince others that: it won't seal/heal up, it is not a wound, scrotum and dick skin has turned into real and valid 'gina mucus membranes, his body "just knows" it's supposed to be a vagina now, mental map nonsense, etc.

Imagine going through all the trouble and expense to get a 2nd SRS horror-surgery just to let it close up again. I really hope he goes for it. He might get the dreaded fistula this time. We already know he isn't going to keep up with the dilation schedule even if he gets the revision.

But the funniest part of a potential "Kevin's revision surgery" arc? He'll still just be a horribly mutilated man. He'll never be a woman, not even an extremely ugly one. Letting them chop you up even more down there isn't going to fix all that nerve damage, faggot. He can probably just barely sense pressure as it is. Even if the amhole isn't closed up, from what I've read neovaginas are essentially unusable for sexual purposes and extremely fragile. I'm surprised they tell people they can have sex with those things. They're probably able to get away with it because the Dr's know that not even other troons like touching troons. When all these troon idiots finally grow the fuck up and this dumb fad is over and done with, he'll still just be a mutilated man.

I'll give Kevin his revision surgery:



And I'll do it for half whatever his surgeon is charging, too.

 

[Xanax and Wine]

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I love this. No court in the world, no surgery in the world and no tantrum can force people to play along with that bullshit. You went through all the stress and pain just for people to not care about it because nothing you ever do will change reality. In the end your fancy paperwork is nothing against people with all their senses intact and no fucks left to give.

 

[lfaw]

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All of Rioley's tweet threads talking about where he totally btfos the chuds have possibly the least reliable narrator imaginable. In actuality, he probably just gets called a man and ends up mumbling incoherent nonsense before leaving and posting a twitter rant.

Also why on earth did he need to show a weed store his court ordered name change?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Please let there be a cycle of revision surgery, sealing up due to laziness, revision surgery to fix that, and then slipping back into sloth tendencies. I'm begging, please. It would be the funniest thing to watch him cope more and more on Twitter each time.

His original crotch butcher ain't touching that and any other crotch butcher certainly ain't gonna touch that even with a ten THOUSAND feet pole. There's also a limit to what a revision surgery can do and a limit how many surgeries any given body part can take. Kev probably has tons of scar tissue built up and AFAIK that's a bitch to deal with.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

All of Rioley's tweet threads talking about where he totally btfos the chuds have possibly the least reliable narrator imaginable. In actuality, he probably just gets called a man and ends up mumbling incoherent nonsense before leaving and posting a twitter rant.

Also why on earth did he need to show a weed store his court ordered name change?

I'm guessing that the name on his driver's license didn't match? Or some shit?

Also, top kek that he went to the weed store and then immediately stumbled into a pizza place where it took them FOREVER to get his food out. So hungery need nomz nao.

 

[super thug]

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The most unbelievable thing in all of these Rioley tweets is his assertion that he has a friend.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Ripley reminds me of that one tik-tok kid that provoked his neighbor into pulling a gun on him.

On a related note, what if McRibley ends up seriously injuring or killing one of the many terves he encounters? A Chris-chan style felony arc would be quite the knee-slapper.

 

[Charles P. Scene]

Rate Rioley's outfit out of 10.

I give it a solid 2, one point extra for him bothering to try and match the socks/tights with the outfit this time.

 

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Rate Rioley's outfit out of 10.
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I give it a solid 2, one point extra for him bothering to try and match the socks/tights with the outfit this time.

That's not Rioley, that's a couch at a retirement home. You can't fool me.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

What I'm trying to say is Kevin is only militant for something when he thinks it earns him extra stickers

WTF is wrong with stickers? I just gave you one. Stickers are cool!

 

[Old Fart]

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I'm still wondering what is the most unbelievable of Rioley Ravioli's claims, but I think I'll go with "I managed a restaurant". Because that would have had to be in an alternative universe.

It'll be hilarious if Kevin gets that revision surgery to fix his sealed up amhole. Especially given the number of times he's tried to convince others that: it won't seal/heal up, it is not a wound, scrotum and dick skin has turned into real and valid 'gina mucus membranes, his body "just knows" it's supposed to be a vagina now, mental map nonsense, etc.

Imagine going through all the trouble and expense to get a 2nd SRS horror-surgery just to let it close up again. I really hope he goes for it. He might get the dreaded fistula this time. We already know he isn't going to keep up with the dilation schedule even if he gets the revision.

I think that old scar tissue considerably complicates revision surgery, and since Kevin has had wound dehiscence, he must have quite a lot of it. So he asked the fount of medical specialists, Twitter, whether revision surgery was possible, and they immediately did what they always do: confirm his happiest thoughts. But I still want to see what the surgeon thinks about that.

 

[BunchofMunch]

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Agree with everything you said, but also just want to take a moment of appreciation for the original picture here. It truly is my favourite one of Kevin, because he could for real have Angelina Jolies face and still get immediately clocked by everyone on this earth just by those fat, stumpy fucking fingers

Of course, having the face he does and not showing off any of his troon-accessories here, if someone who doesn't know who he is saw this picture they could be the wokest person on this planet and still have absolutely zero idea that this ugly mug would like us all to call him "she" and accept him as a true and honest slutty cow girl or whatever.

 

[lfaw]

Kevie graces us with another selfie (archive)

Spoiler: defiltered image