Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Karen™]

In his eagerness to seethe and cope, Kev copped to being an autogynephile lol:

Spoiler: a guy who admittedly jerks off to himself

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Coomer time:



I learned via Kev's twitter that the "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!" guy is trooning out:


And the hottest, muskiest event of the summer is finally here!

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Oh Kevin. He is not turned on all the time because he physically removed his ability to be and when he is its a vague memory of how he used to feel that he can never satisfy.

I imagine this is a layer in Dante's Inferno.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Pre-troon Kev absolutely would have fucked a woman as ugly as himself. Post-troon Kev would also do that, if he were still capable of sexual arousal and could find a woman who would let him. The truth is that the only thing he's ever going to get from a real woman is a restraining order.

And we know he doesn't want to fuck men because he lives with his supposed troon "girlfriends" and never, ever has sex with them. Even elderly married people are getting more sex than Kev with his "hot, queer, polycule".

 

[Old Fart]

Soo, according to Kevinian Theory of Human Physiology, HRT and GRS completely change the male body into a female one. The brain just knows how to turn epithelial cells into mucous membrane! We're completely prepared for pregnancy because uterus transplants have been performed already!

Except for the shaving.

We were becoming women and we would have succeeded if it weren't for those meddling facial hairs!

 

[Kabuki Actor]

Reminder that with the self-neglect, the sexual perversion, obsession with consumer goods, none of those things will be a sobering wakeup call to any trooming victim. Confused teenage boys are going to look at this man and say "wow, she's just like me!"

 

[m40gasmask]

OnlyFans apparently banned adult content. Is this the troon apocalypse?

 

[Old Fart]

The truth is that the only thing he's ever going to get from a real woman is a restraining order.

You just know he would love to be restrained, right?

Imagine Kevin in court. The judge, in a sonorous voice:
"We find therefore that the defendant shall be restrained for six months from... WILL THE DEFENDANT PLEASE STOP THOSE OBSCENE MOVEMENTS AND GET THEIR HAND OUT OF THEIR NETHER REGION? ORDER! ORDER!"

 

[Charles P. Scene]

I'm sure he'll look like the delicate flower he was always meant to be with a Triforce on his shoulder blade and Naruto's face on his forearm.

 

[nertz]

OnlyFans apparently banned adult content. Is this the troon apocalypse?

How... does that even work? They're just gonna be e-girl vids now? That simps will pay for? Imagine throwing out your entire business model overnight lol.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

I'm sure he'll look like the delicate flower he was always meant to be with a Triforce on his shoulder blade and Naruto's face on his forearm.

He's doing the same thing as "fake gamer girls", trying to capture the sexual attention of sweaty geeks.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

How... does that even work? They're just gonna be e-girl vids now? That simps will pay for? Imagine throwing out your entire business model overnight lol.

Nudity is still allowed. OF also just launched a streaming service that does not have sexually explicit content, I guess they're trying to become youtube 2.0?

I can't wait for Wedge's reaction.

 

[Charles P. Scene]

Skimmed through Wedge's stream and there was nothing of note, but I did find this weird:

Neck never used Wedge's name, a pet name or anything.

 

[George Lincoln Rockwell]

OnlyFans apparently banned adult content

No it fucking hasn't, stop hallucinating.

Skimmed through Wedge's stream and there was nothing of note, but I did find this weird:
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Neck never used Wedge's name, a pet name or anything.

Maybe he just wanted to make sure he got the notification in case he didn't see it in the chat

 

[V4L_Penis]

Nudity is still allowed. OF also just launched a streaming service that does not have sexually explicit content, I guess they're trying to become youtube 2.0?

I can't wait for Wedge's reaction.

That's retarded. Their video player is complete shit anyway.

Note: I found out that a 10/10 girl I went to HS with made an account so obviously I signed up. Label me autistic if you want but I have no regrets. Would never admit it irl though

 

[Drums Into Space]

Would never admit it irl though

not only autistic but a massive pussy. crazy double combo

 

[BlerdBjern]

That's retarded. Their video player is complete shit anyway.

Note: I found out that a 10/10 girl I went to HS with made an account so obviously I signed up. Label me autistic if you want but I have no regrets. Would never admit it irl though

Coward.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

It's also funny cause some women have butt-chins but of course, they still look like women. Pardon a bit of anatomy sperging, but I don't actually think male and female chins and noses are noticeably different, and they just get operated on cause we happen to have cosmetic procedures for them. We don't have procedures for the condylar process, the slope of the forehead, the shape of the eye socket or the occiput (the bone at the back of the skull). These all fall into the category of "you don't notice it, but your brain does". It's why Michael Jackson still looked male after his nose was replaced by dainty, feminine scar tissue, and why anthropologists and forensic teams can determine the sex of human remains.

I get all warm and fuzzy when i imagine a future archeologist unearthing Kevin’s remains, shoving aside the grave marker with “SHE/HER” etched in a long forgotten language, and declares his skeleton male.

Sex work is real work, you fucking shitlord.
That brave and beautiful trans heroine sacrificed more for her craft than you ever could.
Did you know that she has a busted asshole because she overused a BDSM tool called an anal hook?
That's fucking dedication.

I could have died happy without ever learning of the existence of a thing called an “anal hook”.

 

[BlerdBjern]

I could have died happy without ever learning of the existence of a thing called an “anal hook”.

I wonder.. if you tied one of these onto a fishing line, then threw the line of the side of a building in san fran.... could you catch trannies this way?

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

She was a brave trans woman running a boutique tailoring business, who was unfairly persecuted by the TERF shitlords at the FBI.

Not to mention all those selfish women flaunting their cis privilege by refusing to share their skin

 

[Charles P. Scene]

@NOT THE BEEEEES!, multiquote and stop fucking doubleposting.