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“Why are 15 year olds telling me that having sex in public is bad?” It’s almost like.. it fucking IS. His grasp of societal norms is slipping away at an alarming rate if he truly cannot see the issue with that statement.
I think the age of the people involved is what his problem is. Though it's all just an attempt at ignoring the point being made. As if the age of the person somehow invalidates what's being said.
 
I didn't read the retarded article Wedge keeps begging his detractors to read, but it seems like he is trying to say that public sex is a part of "queer history" and as such should be respected and still practiced. What an odd take. Like, wearing wooden shoes and living without electricity are a part of human history, but I don't see him arguing that as a logical reason to continue doing these things now. If queers had to bone in public in small towns because "bigotry" in the past, shouldn't the fact that they no longer have to do so, and are free to do whatever gross shit they want in the privacy of their own homes be celebrated as progression?

Or does fucking in a park where a stranger might see you make your peepee hard, and that's why you want to fight tooth and nail against those who call it indecent?
I'm saddened to admit that I did read his article, and I now need a drink or several. The foundation of the author's argument (Ana Valens, Sex/Trans Columnist for The Daily Dot) is that because of anti-queer stigma, many LGBTs only felt "safe" or "private" in ironically public spaces; so hooking up in bathroom stalls, at parades, in parks, etc. was a quintessential experience in queer history. But, they build on that by advocating for an increased acceptance of public sex because other intimate and sensual experiences are allowed in public, so obviously raw-dogging a leather-clad clown by the swings should get a pass too. Also, because parents with more melanin are extra anti-woke, you're a racist if you tell black/brown queer people that they can't have sex outside of the home. And what if they can't afford a home? Now you're just being classist!

Additionally, no one apparently bats an eye if a hetero couple decides to get busy after a few too many green beers at a St. Patrick's Day parade, but it's unacceptable for a gay/trans hookup to happen at a similarly public function. Have I somehow missed public indecency laws being declared unconstitutional?

The final "gotcha" might just be more retarded than the rest of the piece. Because many people from all walks of life have Alexa or Google devices in their homes, and because those devices are always recording (citation needed), surprise! You've been having public sex in the "privacy" of your own home this whole time, so how can you stand against a practice you totally engage in? Check and mate.

Heartwarming editor's note: "This story has been updated to remove a tweet written by a minor."
 

New selfies.
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He seems to be incapable of posing for a photo without flexing his neck. Is it sticking out like a sore thumb simply unavoidable for people with webbed necks?
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That chin could rival Cattlecock's.
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I wonder if he's read the thread and is trying to appear humble.


I noticed something from the background of these recent selfies. They are taken at Ash Coyote's place, wheverver that is. Compare the background in them to the background in some random videos. The patterned gray wall, the wire frame wolf head decoration, the picture frames, the orchid on the shelf. It matches up.

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I noticed something from the background of these recent selfies. They are taken at Ash Coyote's place, wheverver that is. Compare the background in them to the background in some random videos. The patterned gray wall, the wire frame wolf head decoration, the picture frames, the orchid on the shelf. It matches up.

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I thought it was that Ash guy in the lunch photo earlier. Nice catch.
 
The happy couple. 💕
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wow, just how many chromosomes is Wedge missing? Between his retarded visage and Neck's horrifying dead eyes I don't know where to look and that's before even considering his man-tits. It's like a painting someone on a psych ward would paint with their own shit.
I'm kind of back to feeling bad for Kevin a little bit.

"This was our first time together where we didn't have to focus on other people."

What an absolute dis.
I'm not. More seethe means more delicious milk.
 
I noticed something from the background of these recent selfies. They are taken at Ash Coyote's place, wheverver that is. Compare the background in them to the background in some random videos. The patterned gray wall, the wire frame wolf head decoration, the picture frames, the orchid on the shelf. It matches up.

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Is Kevkev trying to fuck someone out of spite because Neck and Wedge have seemed to push him out of the picture? Oh boy, can't wait for the tweets talking about how totally awesome their sex was since the only way he feels that things are legit are when they're plastered on social media. I want there to be passive aggressive tweets and eventually a twitter meltdown.
 
A few thoughts:

1. “Public spaces” where historic gay fucking takes place usually means “bathrooms at the local park”. Ya know, those places trannies would otherwise only drive by that feature baseball diamonds, playgrounds, skate parks, and walking paths? Imagine some sweet mom hand in hand with her toddler, walking into the ladies’ restroom to wash hands because it’s time for string cheese and apple juice, only to walk RIGHT back out because two unwashed cross dressers are using the changing table as a brace for their nasty bathroom fucking. So brave. So stunning. So integral to Kweer Kulture.

2. Claiming all public sex as Kweer Kulture is a pretty terrible take because usually it’s drug addicted hobos who aren’t technically gay so much as they are heroinsexual. I cannot imagine a less “progressive” take than “all the gays are filthy degenerates who bang in the ladies’ room”, isn’t that like EXACTLY what the “public decency” laws claimed too?

3. I know I shouldn’t let it bother me but comparing breastfeeding to men in dresses fucking in a handicapped stall makes me see red. If the Puriteens are able to think critically ENOUGH that they poke holes in Kevin’s bullshit, perhaps there’s hope that they will eventually desist from their own gender bullshit and progress forward in life.

Trannies are so deeply regressive and misogynistic and tacking them onto “woke” shit is so anachronistic and baffling. Handmaidens: Trannies hate you, stop campaigning to give up your rights for men in dresses.
 
Summary of the responses to "please stop fucking in public and talking about vore in front of children"
  • Fuck off, you're not LGBT, so your opinion is invalid
  • Oh you are LGBT? Well you're just saying that to make yourself look good to the cishets and don't actually think it
  • Fuck off, you're not as old as me, so your opinion is invalid
  • Homos used to fuck in parks because it was illegal, so it's an integral part of being queer
  • Actually it's not an integral part of being queer, but sometimes straight people fuck in parks so queers should too
  • My sexual proclivities aren't actually sexual so it's the same as hand holding
  • I don't care about rape
  • You're gaslighting me
  • Continuing to disagree with me is literally abusing a vulnerable trans woman
 
100% legit had to go check the original tweet because I honestly thought you ran his face through a photoshop “shapen“ filter.

Wedge and his interactions with the LGBT community remind me of that meme of the mother screaming at her kid “why can’t you act normal??” And the kid in the back is just autisticlly screaming.

If it makes your peepee or your amhole feel good then can you please keep it at home and away from the rest of us and our kids. Cheers.

Jesus christ.
Don’t be silly.
Nothing can make the amhole feel good.

Skullmutt's a female and of course Kevin knows to call her a cunt showing that he is misogynist pig
It really is revealing. Trans people will autistically scream at you for hours if you use the trans card as an insult during a heated argument. Yet they’re allowed to bring up literally non-controllable features like being a woman?

People tend to only being these kind of arguments when their backs against the wall and want to use the most deep insult they can conjure. In kevin‘s case being a woman is that insult.
 
The foundation of the author's argument (Ana Valens, Sex/Trans Columnist for The Daily Dot) is that because of anti-queer stigma, many LGBTs only felt "safe" or "private" in ironically public spaces; so hooking up in bathroom stalls, at parades, in parks, etc. was a quintessential experience in queer history.
That the author of Wedge’s hissy-fit inducing article is Ana Valens aka good old Phil makes this entire Kevin-verse tweet storm, make more sense. Sure plenty of KF users are familiar with the type of trash good old Phil likes to write. For those not familiar, he’s a run of the mill, low-effort, AGP “transbian” type. Incel to troon pipeline where they become the illusive girlfriend they could never land. The notable thing about Ana/ Phil, is that he really fucking hates women.
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Take a listen & Hear For Yourself, the musings of Wedge’s “Queer History” teacher. If Valens name is attached to an “article,” then it can be understood that the piece will be pornographic trashy click-bait. Wedge is really lauding a Valens piece! Love a cow X over.
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Holy shit @ the absolute amount of autism it must take to quadruple down over the most inconsequential shit imaginable. Sweaty nerd-mode engaged because a white woman performed sign language at a Cardi B concert lmao

what's even the point of deaf people watching a concert? Like there's no way watching someone accapella sign language to music you can't hear is fun
people will literally put on and sit through this charade rather than admit yes being deaf sucks because it means I lose out on some things

it's like that quote about giving people hearing who've never had it, no consideration for their newfound range of joy, just sheer rage that everyone isn't bitter and miserable like themselves

what a sad life
 
If you have the option for a hearing aid why the hell would you want to communicate through sign language?

wedge isn't even fucking deaf
he threw a floozy tantrum a while back because he could only get the dr to diagnose him with the mildest of hearing impairment despite all of his an-dram
of course once again he was trying to grift more sweet sweet bennies
i think his hearing loss is in the range of 10db either side of normal (REEEE NORMAL!?)

it's like how the lightest mulattos always have a massive racial chip on their shoulder
 
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