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Oh shut the fuck up Kevin. You couldn't cum, so after an hour of struggle, you plucked ya asshole to get off.
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Aka got so frustrated after an hour of not being able to orgasm he faked one and swore it was just like the real thing.
Next stop on the bullshit train: "I totes orgasm when sticking something in my (pseudo)vagina, just like a real woman, omg my g spot!!1!". It's so easy to spot someone who learnt about female sexuality from porn and Cosmopolitan. Hint, Kevin: reality doesn't work that way.
Who am I kidding. If a troon says women get off on diapers, ovipositors and the tiniest thing that goes in their (pseudo)vag, then you'd better damn well believe that's female sexuality. Troons are more women than women, after all.
Next stop on the bullshit train: "I totes orgasm when sticking something in my (pseudo)vagina, just like a real woman, omg my g spot!!1!". It's so easy to spot someone who learnt about female sexuality from porn and Cosmopolitan. Hint, Kevin: reality doesn't work that way.
Who am I kidding. If a troon says women get off on diapers, ovipositors and the tiniest thing that goes in their (pseudo)vag, then you'd better damn well believe that's female sexuality. Troons are more women than women, after all.
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"Omg guise i totally love my new snatch and am in no way regretting this at all!"
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God damn right. It's bullshit.Lol he's gunna break the fucking thing
Getting a "gotta show those dang dirty trolls my severed cock piece and cold dead flesh tube will work! See guys totally legit!" Feeling from it.
He faked an orgasm, just like a woman. Tee hee.
As speculated, after rubbing his ruined and monstrous genitals, and failing to get his rocks off, he coped with a transparent fantasy. To save face, and keep his mind intact.
His mind is less intact than his cock. That giddy feeling he describes is him cracking up.
Twitter is shit, and I marvel at how he uses the platform to broadcast his awful fetishes. How long til he claims to orgasm from penetration?
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I'm just hyped to see where things are gonna go from here, like just how bad is this thing gonna get infected, what kind of despair will he fall into once it doesn't live up to his expectations etc.
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Not a snowflake's chance in hell this happened.Firstly - it's still not healed.
Secondly - it's not a vagina and it doesn't have a clit.
Thirdly - It has some nerve damaged unhealed peen skin.
I cannot wait till he breaks it from being a cumbrained halfwit.
BallBuster
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I don’t know exactly what these mutilations entail but I would assume nerves are damaged and kill sensitivity. Also not having a clit or any kind of proper sensory nerves where a woman would have them I’d assume would make achieving an orgasm through an axe wound damn near impossible. Also wasn’t he complaining about bleeding a day ago?
I’ll say he will realize that his new wound was a bad idea in another 3 months when he realizes that orgasms are a thing of the past. On that day, an angel will get their wings. In fact every time a troon lops off their naughty bits and saves the world from them ever procreating, angels get their wings.
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I’ll say he will realize that his new wound was a bad idea in another 3 months when he realizes that orgasms are a thing of the past. On that day, an angel will get their wings. In fact every time a troon lops off their naughty bits and saves the world from them ever procreating, angels get their wings.
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let's see what Ripley's up to
oh dear
i thought this was mildly interesting
which means of course, another cow crossover!!!
have we ever had a case before of one troon grifter managing to grift another bunch of troon grifters?
oh dear
i thought this was mildly interesting
which means of course, another cow crossover!!!
have we ever had a case before of one troon grifter managing to grift another bunch of troon grifters?
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He tweeted that at 1:30AM (in Colorado time). He almost assuredly masturbated the moment his clock struck midnight as it was the very day his doctor approved him of doing so. He stated it took an hour and he obviously stopped after achieving orgasm since as a biological male, he has a refractory period. He is clearly rounding it to an hour, and it's safe to presume he rounded down given the abysmal feeling he has in his now-mutilated genitals.
This all sums up to Kevin, after an ordeal of trying to achieve orgasm by aggressively rubbing scar tissue, unquestionably rushed to tweet about it the moment after he climaxed, and most likely did so without so much as moving out of position or cleaning his bloodied, rotted, and stained self in any way, shape, or form.
Have fun with that imagery.
No, Kevin, that's not where you...oh, nevermind.
He genuinely believes it's standard for women to take an hour to climax, doesn't he?
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If I went two months without popping off, even the slightest dribble would feel like the best thing ever.
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Oh God if that hachiko is who I think it is they are a massive cow in their own right...furry av checks out.let's see what Ripley's up to
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i thought this was mildly interesting
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which means of course, another cow crossover!!!
have we ever had a case before of one troon grifter managing to grift another bunch of troon grifters?
And "I have yet to master it!"
Classic excuse when your genitals have no feeling. "I'm just not used to it yet" "I have to learn how female genitals work!"
Nigger it took you an hour and you admit you can't get off bc it takes too long and "black magic"
It's not rocket science you twat.
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Ah yes the dark magic of the vulva, as women are so mysterious, teehee. With enough practice, you'll learn the correct spell to remove the vulva's enchantment over the rest of the vagina, thus achieving the elusive lady orgasm. Too bad all you have is a mangled dick and balls, Kevin.
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Don't get me wrong, sex is great and it's one of the joys of life, but spending every waking and sleeping hour of your life thinking and talking about it is pathetic and exhausting. Life has so much more to offer than just fucking, you rètards.
Edit: English is hard, soz
Edit: English is hard, soz
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Either too much porn,or just a failure as a dude
Having seen this cow evolve since the community thread i assume both are at play(mostly the first tho tbh)
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This is better than I anticipated. He not only oversold what happened, as expected, but he let us all know it took him an hour to to do it. So clueless about the female body he didn't even notice that he told everybody he doesn't have one.
Needing to learn isn't a realistic excuse either. I doubt any 'first timer' takes that long to get at least something done. He's working with damaged goods.
Needing to learn isn't a realistic excuse either. I doubt any 'first timer' takes that long to get at least something done. He's working with damaged goods.
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More lying...
$10 he's gonna be hospitalized for this by then.
Imagine telling the whole world you have chunks of flesh falling out of your festering psuedo-cooch with your ACTUAL FACE as your profile picture right next to it.
$10 he's gonna be hospitalized for this by then.
Imagine telling the whole world you have chunks of flesh falling out of your festering psuedo-cooch with your ACTUAL FACE as your profile picture right next to it.
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horsegirl666
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I don't feel bad for these men anymore. Let them dupe each other into castrating themselves over the delusions that they will have magical anime girl orgasms. That'll teach them for ruining the alt girl look.
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I think this might be my favorite cow, the thread isn't even very old but pretty much every page has content that would make a nun commit sudoku. Every grotesque detail shared about diaper and child fetishes. Like, holy shit. This is the world we live in. You can openly advertise that you shit and piss in diapers and want to be treated like a 2 year old sexually, and people somehow don't just shun you. Beautiful.
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That surgeon
That's some fine used car salesman tactics right there."Yep, it knows what it's doing. If you think you should have a vagina, your body will adapt and just heal it like a vagina! Isn't it magical?
Chunks falling off? That's a feature! What lady wouldn't want chunks of their vagina falling off?! Every girl is looking for ways to shed extra pounds, amirite? And that crevasse that's forming from your taint to your fuckhole? BUILT IN AIR CON. It gets hot down there! Your neoclit is pus filled and throbbing - GORL you are just horny and that's the built in cum feature! You do you!"
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Pieces of flesh are falling off if my genitals that's PERFECTLY NORMAL AND SAFE
So fucking magical yo!