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I think the most interesting/enjoyable part of this will be that it wont be animal control or the cops, or neighbors, or the fash that brings them down. It'll be themselves. You can already see fissures of paranoia, and every interview, feature, blog post, etc brings more attention on them which stokes it. I can be patient, as long as the only casualties are them.

Edit: fash as in fascist, not fashion. We know they ain't got that
 
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Stowaway said:
I've seen it happen at least twice where someone in this thread went to archive an animal abuse tweet and it was already archived. Kiwis aren't the only ones watching.
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Exactly, it's obvious that the last article got some notice from other people outside Kiwifarms. It's funny that the more attention they bring to themselves the more kind of stuff like this they're going to get - not only are they likely pissing off locals with their paranoid ranting about what bigots they are, but animal rights activists can be a real pain the ass for these poor brave oppressed women.
 
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Archive - potato quality as its just audio

Socialist Rifle Association S3 - E8: Tenacious Unicorn Ranch • Jan 14, 2021​

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"...The election happened and Trump got into office and, just, we really, really saw the writing on the wall with the way rhetoric was changing so quickly, how nasty the ramp up to the election was, how just damaging it was for like, queer people in specific and we really didn't think it was going to get any better so we just tried come up with ways not only to save ourselves [laughter] but uh, bring that kind of safety net to queer people as well. And so... we eventually landed on a ranch because a ranch became available to rent and I had done a lot of ranching in my life, you know, growing up, and as soon as opportunity hit I sold my house, we moved up to that first ranch and that was the mission, let's get as many trans people up here, safe and employed, doing something awesome, as we can, before things get truly untenable."

I guess I could understand that frame of mind if I were neck deep in the tranny-victim delusion.
 
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Cool Spot said:
What the hell is that icon that the first person to reply has...?
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If you have to ask, probably an inflation furry.

I genuinely didn't know for sure when I wrote that, but it really is.

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Swan said:
Oh man, wait until he finds out that before COVID some women actually went into salons and asked some lady to wax their eyebrows. Much easier than the tedious act of pulling out eyebrow hairs one by one, but it doesn't feel very nice.
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Or used thread or went to a threading bar/salon. It's faster than pulling the hairs out individually and all you need is a piece of thread. Still doesn't feel very nice but it gets it over with faster, and the more you do it the finer the hairs grow back.
 
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Hongourable Madisha said:
Or used thread or went to a threading bar/salon. It's faster than pulling the hairs out individually and all you need is a piece of thread. Still doesn't feel very nice but it gets it over with faster, and the more you do it the finer the hairs grow back.
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Yaniv The Depraved? I thought not. It’s not a story the Trani would tell you.

Seriously though, I pity the woman that would have to deal with Kevin & co. at any kind of salon.
 
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PonPonPataPon said:
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Yaniv The Deprived? I thought not. It’s not a story the Trani would tell you.

Seriously though, I pity the woman that would have to deal with Kevin & co. at any kind of salon.
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Hongourable Madisha said:
There's salons that will cater to men, the whole "metrosexual" thing is still going strong and men's skincare and grooming (not that sort of grooming, Kev) is a huge industry, but it's not very validating for them.
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I imagine in Kevin's mind he's much more interested in being one of the salon ladies laughing loudly to each other while Vicenzio and Colette apply product. Which means he's gonna go specifically so he can be a Te Hee UwU Female, spewing all kinds of gross, awkward, unfunny Amy Schumerisms, getting all the way up in everyone's business, and generally being an AGP bull in a semi-female-coded china shop trying to be one of the gorls.
 
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Is Kevviepoo still on his twitter break?

If he is, the past 10 tranch-focused pages of this thread have been a testament to the old "if you don't make a spectacle of yourself online, the farms won't talk about you."

That being said, I like to think Penny's picture of Kev sleeping is Penny's way of going "please talk about something besides the ranch, please. Look at this freak, start talking about him again!!!"
 
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helloworld.exe said:
>speedrunner
every time
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Sadly this is becoming just an awful trend. The speed running community is just infested with awful troons (some normal ones though), just shit people in general. It’s not easy coming across a speed runner who genuinely likable... or not a troon. Not even worth it to watch shit like AGDQ anymore unless it’s someone low key running like The Mexican Runner or a few of the horror game runners. Otherwise it is troons, some faggot who never wears a shirt, or just insufferable fucks.
 
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Boris Blank's glass eye said:
Only via the Internet. This one lives in England.
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He also apparently only dates Penny and norintha via the Internet bc they sure aren't putting out.

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People who use the word "mines" trigger me and make me irrationally mad. What a retard.

CheesyBoy said:
You would think that poor lighting would make him look better, but all it does is make him look more masculine.
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It's those glasses he wears, they hide a lot. I mean, he still looks male with them on, but without them he looks SUPER masculine.
 
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Chapstick4Lyfe said:
People who use the word "mines" trigger me and make me irrationally mad. What a retard.
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I don't mind it when it's teenagers, we all did that in the 90s and 2000s (rawr XD I am teh penguin of d00m an this xanga blog is MINESES!) and each generation has its own cringy slang. It really creeps me out to see it from a thirty-something man. It's like when middle aged women use that little girl voice, it's so gross. It's infantile and, from a dude who fetishises everything, a bit noncey.
 
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