Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Iron Hamster]

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lol. That's what you have to hang your delusion hat on?

 

[stupid moron]

This is what makes the Tranch so fascinating to me. They all talk about equality, community and supporting each other, but underneath it they're all massively self-absorbed.

Most of the dumbasses I've seen on Twitter are like this. They all want to band together to create this great utopia but as soon as anyone questions their beliefs and gives them criticism you're out. Hell half of them can't even communicate with eachother like adults. If one of them makes another made it turns into a passive agressive slapfight. And whenever one of their dumb twitter friends has a real complaint like a family member being ill they still find a way to make it about themselves.

Most people who are actually good and honest people who want to bring a sense of community do volunteer work, run (legitimate) charities, or get themselves involved with their church. They don't go around on Twitter talking about how nice they are and how everyone should be telling them how good of a person they are.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Yeah, but isn’t kev the cash cow for even having the tranch? In a way it’s poetic - you can have your weird tranny ranch, but whats going on is going to be shared by a hoarder that blows money on plastic garbage. They should really take out life insurance on kev... I’m gonna ask someone I know in life insurance if rates go up for trannies now that I’m thinking about it.

If they do snap though they would have to find another source of income and I’m sure they’ve thought about it because iirc Kevin will run out of money not too far away. Hell, id bet they viewed him as a nuisance a long time ago.

Trooning out should be an automatic denial of life insurance benefits or at least should carry with it a 600% increase in monthly/yearly premiums. Being a troon with life insurance is like having a noose around your neck 24/7. My mother recently took out life insurance and our agent told us how he can't take any out on himself because he has a benign tumor somewhere and no insurance company would take him on despite the near 0% chance of death from it.

Benign tumor chance of death = 0%; rejected by all life insurance companies.
Trooning out chance of death = 41%; a-okay! (for now)

Of course, good luck to any poor insurance company that chooses to die on that troony hill. Imagine the nuclear holocaust meltdown that would occur. While we have this clam open, shouldn't being a troon also preclude you from a lot of dangerous employment where people's lives are at risk?

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>big cleaning/tidying up in prep for the documentarian arriving tomorrow! uwu~

I'm reminded of Elie Weasel's book Night, which describes his first hand account of being in a Nazi death camp. Near the end when all the Jews (alpacas) are forced to relocate from Auschwitz (Tenacious Unicorn Ranch) to another camp. But before that, they were forced to clean and scrub the bunkers they slept in the entire time "so that it looked like humans had been living here and not literal vermin."

That's not verbatim but...I read it in high school.

 

[Cool Spot]

This thread comes up as the first result when you Google search "Kevin Gibes," so I'm wondering what'd happen if any family searches his name out of curiosity and stumbles across this almost 800 page thread about him and learning wayyyyy too much about him and his am hole among other things.

 

[BlerdBjern]

Kevin IS a lesser primate, all he does is screech and (attempt to) jerk off all day while showing his figurative ass on the internet.

But apes will atleast groom other apes. to remove bugs and parasites from their skin.. Kev can't even do that.

He can only groom idiots to cut off their dicks

 

[White Baby]

This thread comes up as the first result when you Google search "Kevin Gibes," so I'm wondering what'd happen if any family searches his name out of curiosity and stumbles across this almost 800 page thread about him and learning wayyyyy too much about him and his am hole among other things.

If Kev talks to his family at all I'm sure he's spun stories about Kiwifarms wanting to build trans gulags and gas all nonbinary people. I doubt they're brave enough to click the link.

 

[BlerdBjern]

I wonder where the director of the documentary is going to stay, given there's no room for anything on the Tranch.

Maybe in the frozen alpaca shed of horrors?

To be fair... the Alpacas are definitely better company than the humans on the Tranch.

 

[the khat quaffer]

This thread comes up as the first result when you Google search "Kevin Gibes," so I'm wondering what'd happen if any family searches his name out of curiosity and stumbles across this almost 800 page thread about him and learning wayyyyy too much about him and his am hole among other things.

I can't give a DRINK! rating, but...DRINK!

Imagine being Kevin's mother, father, or relatives when they do a web search for their son's name. I've said this before but my own mother would hang herself if I ever trooned out.

 

[Easy Peasy]

Penny's mom seems like an interesting lady. He spoke very eloquently of her, and it was a nice tribute to her legacy.

Penny also has nothing to do with his own kids, beat up a "terf", participates in animal neglect, unleashed kevin on the world, and that's just scratching the surface.

Abusers groom their supporters as much as their victims. Nice words about his mom dont change the fact that penny is a piece of shit

 

[Cool Spot]

Penny's mom seems like an interesting lady. He spoke very eloquently of her, and it was a nice tribute to her legacy.

Penny also has nothing to do with his own kids, beat up a "terf", participates in animal neglect, unleashed kevin on the world, and that's just scratching the surface.

Abusers groom their supporters as much as their victims. Nice words about his mom dont change the fact that penny is a piece of shit

His mom deserves much more than having Penny as a child.

 

[Law]

I wonder if Penny sees his kid, Anahid's grandchild, as a part of her legacy?
He's obviously not dad material, but it's still so crazy to me that he has a child he's just completely uninterested in.

 

[Cool Spot]

I wonder if Penny sees his kid, Anahid's grandchild, as a part of her legacy?
He's obviously not dad material, but it's still so crazy to me that he has a child he's just completely uninterested in.

Imagine passing on your own child in favor of a bunch of alpacas and Kevin fucking Gibes.

That's like the biggest insult you could give to your child.

 

[Miss Misery]

Not to be exceedingly autistic and denigrate the dead, but uhm... when did Janis play at Oberliin?

Something makes me feel like we now know EXACTLY where Penny learned to lie,..

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Where are they going to put the dead alpacas and frozen chickens?

That wolf sanctuary is still a thing.

fuck man, reading what Penny wrote made me tear up a bit. losing a relative to Alzheimers is horrible and fuck Kevin for sex pest-ing it up in the midst of this.

Kevin is a good reason to get MATI.

If you buy this full price on release, regardless if you've played the original or not, you're a fool with too much disposable income, two qualities we already know Kevin shares.

If you buy any game at release instead of waiting a few weeks to see what happens, you're a fool with too much disposable income.

If Kev talks to his family at all I'm sure he's spun stories about Kiwifarms wanting to build trans gulags and gas all nonbinary people. I doubt they're brave enough to click the link.

I love how they think a bunch of shitposters is the greatest threat to Western civilisation there is.

 

[BabyShampoo]

Beautiful intersection of Kev's uncontrollable consumerism, coomerism, and not-enough-roomerism (a)

I can't give a DRINK! rating, but...DRINK!

Imagine being Kevin's mother, father, or relatives when they do a web search for their son's name. I've said this before but my own mother would hang herself if I ever trooned out.

I've been following the thread since near-day one and read every page, but never posted. Is my reddit karma too low to use certain ratings?

I'm also retarded, please tell me everything I've done wrong.

 

[White Devil]

I've been following the thread since near-day one and read every page, but never posted. Is my reddit karma too low to use certain ratings?

I'm also retarded, please tell me everything I've done wrong.

Certain stickers are locked behind Supporter status.

Lurk more, faggot.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I just honestly cannot even with this shit. I read the tweet storm that Penny made and the fact that Kevin is just tweeting out all this consoomer, coomer, shit at the same time just makes me wanna have a spit. Does anyone on the Tranch actually give a fuck right about now? Sure these people suck, but at least Penny is showing some humanity here. I gotta PL slightly here: I usually almost never get mad at people who are just smooth brain consooomers online as their antics are just funny, but once again Kevin proves that you can be everything that's wrong with the world, taking every thing that is usually just funny/somewhat sad shit online, turning it horrifying, and still somehow be a placement on a commune.
I legit hope Penny has some sort of support net to talk to that isn't fucking Kevin otherwise things are just going to get even more bat shit.

I do feel bad for Penny however there is also a part of me that says “you get what you fucking deserve“ for surrounding yourself with a dumb cum brains like kevin.

Spoiler: Spergin about leftie “empathy”

the left always like to think that the most empathetic ones. However when the going gets tough they do fuck all but just say empty dumb retarded platitudes like kevin did.
We are actually empathetic to the humans behind the problem. When you tell a leftie you wanna cut off your wiener, They say it’s a great idea and that you should do whatever makes you happy. We see past the immediate satisfaction of doing what you want to think about the real human cost at the end of it.

For once I agree with Kevin.
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Surely Mother Gibes had suffered enough. No need to inform her of her son's Am Hole.

That’s a pretty fucking big thing I just realized. Kevin’s own mother doesn’t know that kevin has had life altering surgery?
I can understand maybe not telling her building up to it because she’ll probably try and tell you not to do it like any sane human being. I don’t get the point of hiding it after the fact. It’s not like his mom can say anything to change what happened.

I think his mom really knows somethings up, if she’s ever seen kevin walk it’s obvious that he doesn’t walk normally.

I wonder where the director of the documentary is going to stay, given there's no room for anything on the Tranch.

Maybe in the frozen alpaca shed of horrors?

I think they’re going to stay in the motel-o-love whack Kevin shacked up with Haley for the night of “passionate and totally not disgusting” “sex”. Maybe they will interview the owner on what it’s like to have such a tremendous event take place at his motel.

Cuckumenroy: “ so what it’s like to have such a strong and amazing trans and non-binary assertion of love in the face of fascism at your motel?”

Motel owner: “ it was terrible. I can’t rent that room out anymore because we can’t get the smell of the dead old fish out of it. We tried using it as a storage room for our toilet paper but then guests complained of the toilet paper smelled like rotten carp.”

 

[Postal Pippa]

Beautiful intersection of Kev's uncontrollable consumerism, coomerism, and not-enough-roomerism (a)

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I've been following the thread since near-day one and read every page, but never posted. Is my reddit karma too low to use certain ratings?

I'm also retarded, please tell me everything I've done wrong.

Jesus christ, I went to look at that profile and it tells a shit ton.

I seriously wonder who would pay for shit like this.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

That’s a pretty fucking big thing I just realized. Kevin’s own mother doesn’t know that kevin has had life altering surgery?
I can understand maybe not telling her building up to it because she’ll probably try and tell you not to do it like any sane human being. I don’t get the point of hiding it after the fact. It’s not like his mom can say anything to change what happened.

I was going to say "to be fair, if I had horrifyingly unsuccessful surgery to cosmetically alter my gentials, I wouldn't tell my mother either", but then I'm a person with a functioning sense of shame and privacy - which Kevin clearly is not, given he's smeared the amhole across countless computer screens via Twitter. Maybe not telling his mother is a last gasp of basic human decency re: not discussing genitals in detail with family members? Or a tacit admission that he's not satisfied with the results, perhaps.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I seriously wonder who would pay for shit like this.

Kevin Gibes.