Horrorcow Kevin Havens / Alexa Tilbrook - Tale of the Dollfucker

[The I Scream Man]

all credit to @introman for finding this

stop playing with dolls, kevin

This is incredible. Also apparently we're notable.

Good job kiwis.

 

[GRANDnumberofMULTIPLES]

I remember when the first Kevin Havens thread showed up on Something Awful. I was both perturbed and impressed by his perfect trapezoid mouth. Years later, apparently I still am.

Also, I never thought it possible for someone who RP's as his (multiple) lovedolls online to get any crazier... but lip syncing to Insane Clown Posse is one way to muster that.

Agreed. I was there on SA from the start of the dollfucker thread back when Kevin would use (parenthesis to explain something [and then brackets to go deeper {oh god we've gone too deep}]) or something like that. For all his nerd peacockery and related dumb decisions like overnighting goddamn Bawls from thinkgeek he seemed kind of technologically incompetent.

 

[bawtism]

Kevin seems to be saying he has moved around 700 miles to live with another dollforum member , "mannequin man".

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

He looks like Walt White when he was hiding in New Hampshire.

 

[Jozef]

I can't believe how terrible he looks now! Oh well, at least the dolls will still let him put the blocks to them.

 

[Meowthkip]

I hadn't heard anything from this guy in years.

Christ, he's turned into a skeleton.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Jesus, the last I had heard from Kevin was on Something Awful, back when Kat booted him.

Ol' Triangle Mouth looks like Macaulay Culkin on (more) meth. He has not aged well. At all.

 

[The Dude]

He Looks like Discount Chuck Norris.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

He Looks like Discount Chuck Norris.

Let's not be mean.

Chuck Norris deserves better.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Jesus his teeth when he's lip syncing to ICP are at @Cowlick levels

 

[GRANDnumberofMULTIPLES]

Jesus his teeth when he's lip syncing to ICP are at @Cowlick levels

My favorite part of the video is the sex doll's "I have seen some shit" 1000-yard stare. Christ, I know he wasn't healthy when he was fat and living with Kat but I can't get over how much worse he looks.

 

[harvey dirdban]

Each one of those sex dolls is Facebook friends with a bunch of other sex dolls.

 

[ON 190]

Oh Mr. Havens. I remember good ol' Dorito Mouth when he was first found by the SA goons.

 

[Slowboat to China]

Well, at least he looks a little bit healthier with some hair back on his head. That shaven photo was a chemotherapy-flavored nightmare. Still, I don't think moving in with another doll fanatic is going to end well. Either they'll end up in a folie a deux or the other doller will kick Kevin out after a while, and then Kevin will be adrift 700 miles from home.

 

[bawtism]

he got 2 more dolls. A mannequin and one of those plush teddy babe things.

Spoiler

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

lmao is that second one flashing a gang sign? awesome

 

[Meowthkip]

lmao is that second one flashing a gang sign? awesome

She's got straight-up cat eyes as well.

 

[Big Nasty]

Kevin Havens used to write these long winding stories full of mind-bogglingy spergy minutiae, essentially fan-fiction about himself, that he called "fictionalities". Are these completely lost or is there a copy of them somewhere? I think he made seven or eight of them.

 

[TonySnark]

Kevin was the first lolcow I got into back when my wife and I were big into SA. I remember how creeped out his abuse of his real girl made me. I am glad to see an update on him.

 

[Twilight Sparkle]

how does this guy keep getting girlfriends? Who would date this? He is clearly a freak, I feel bad for those girls