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Those of you who were around during #DropKiwiFarms (.pl | Onion) will vaguely remember Kevin Beaumont. He was occasionally posted in the thread for some spectacular autism that arose from his trend riding. Said autism has definitely not changed since then.
41 year old Kevin is a bit of a slow burning cow, as his feeds and blogs are mostly filled with things related to his cybersecurity 'work' of which he has been doing for over 20 years now. These include various vulnerabilities and other reported exploits. However like a true retard who can't control himself, he spergs out and gets into slapfights over a variety of dumb shit regularly, a lot of which is centered around anything to do with Microsoft, Twitter, Kiwi Farms and other minor events in his life.
Kevin seems to follow the same trend a lot of self professed "cybersecurity experts" do, which is having some of the worst opsec on the planet. Everything he posts, every account he uses, always links back to his real name. Despite the big ass pile of usernames that we've dug up, they're either a butchered version of his real name or they're a variant of his main one "GossiTheDog". It is ridiculously easy to link his accounts to each other as he has a habit of mentioning his old handle on new accounts, and archives on pretty much all his twitter handles exist going back to 2008. The one stand out username is "clanger", which I found after seeing an old twitter handle of his that contained his middle name. Running the full name came up with a blogger profile which not only confirmed the use of this handle, but narrowed down his physical location of his old flat even more. One of his old twitter profiles also had his phones geo-coordinates displayed which can be seen here, with more detail here (.pl/Onion).
With all this in mind, it's no wonder the fat retard wound up doxed. Though it's worth noting here that even though Kevin did confirm the address by coping about it on twitter and linkedin, there has been speculation KaBob (the account who dropped it (.pl | Onion)) is a sock, as he was going sicko mode doxing people left and right with pretty much no other activity on the rather new account which joined Kiwi Farms on August 21st 2022. Discussion on this can be found here (.pl | Onion) and in the following 4 posts below it. Kevin also uses gmail and various centralized social platforms including Twitter of course, because that's super secure trust me bro.
If you weren't convinced enough that this faggot has negative brain cells in his skull, Kevin is SUCH a retard for someone who has "been in Cybersecurity for over 20 years" that his sole email address has been found in 25 data breaches, 2 pastes and he STILL uses it as his sole email. @Notoreius found (.pl | Onion) some pastes which showed us that Kevins passwords are some of the worst I've ever seen, including opti64 and 633352151.
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STANDARD WARNING, FAGGOTS. ARCHIVE. FUCKING. EVERYTHING.
During #DropKiwifarms, clearly realizing he's an oversharing attention whore, Kevin begun to DFE. @Lord Xenu gathered a LOT (.pl | Onion) of information before he could completely obliterate everything, but a large amount of his spergatory is now lost, and he has almost completely obliterated everything that was previously on his twitter profile. There are still a few homepage archives remaining, and various archives still around throughout archive.today and the forum, including this one which showed he had a total of 87,500 tweets prior to the purge. Some archives can be found at this archive.is wildcard search, but more archives of his twitter homepage and over 5000 captures of various tweets are currently archived on wayback. Moving all these to a less buckbroken host is going to be a massive task so consider it a work in progress. Links will be in the below spoiler tag:
Now, onto the content!
MICROSOFT
Despite this "absolutely disastrous" career move, he was initially creaming his pants (A) at the opportunity, and while he states he is "largely suspect" of the cybersecurity vendor industry and "occasionally critical of Microsoft", is quoted in this article (A) stating he is "also a fairly big fan of Microsoft's cloud-based SIEM Sentinel". So we can add hypocrite to the list for him too.
Kevin has recently claimed (A) that Microsoft even tried to sue him "at one point", though it seems the details must have escaped him somewhat given he doesn't elaborate further, the pinnacle of vague-tweeting.
He claims he's been told to stop talking about various things since leaving Microsoft including Solarwinds (A), so of course what made perfect sense to him when under some sort of NDA-esque agreement was to make a long ass thread about it.
On the 22nd of August 2021, zero day 7.8 severity vulnerability CVE-2021-36934 (NIST | Mitre | Microsoft Post), aka HiveNightmare and SeriousSam was made public. For those who aren't aware of what a zero day is, this means the vulnerability is previously unknown or very recently discovered. Often there is no patch and no way to stop it for the first few days/weeks. Zero days are an absolute nightmare for security teams as they often end up working around the clock trying to keep hackers out of their shit while waiting for a patch.
But what does this have to do with Kevin? Well, Kevin tried to score good goy points once he caught wind that his github had been blocked by Microsoft Defender SmartScreen, tweeting (A) "Achievement unlocked, blocked by my former employer
", which was noted in this article (A). What he at first either ignored or more likely didn't even comprehend in his swiss cheese head, is the exact URL that SmartScreen really blocked was his repo that actually hosted the required files to exploit this reasonably serious vulnerability. When he finally admitted this, he followed up that he had submitted a support ticket to Microsoft, who at this point decided they were sick of the sight of him and actually did flag (A) his full github profile this time, though they reversed it later while keeping the repo with this exploit blocked (A), resulting in a second round of seething from Kevin. The CVE required said attacker to be able to execute code on their chosen system, then they can pull credentials, install programs, change and delete data or create new accounts with whatever permissions they wanted. Kevins repo outright provided the materials for anybody to grab, go out and exploit it however they wish. You can even see it stated (A) in the repo, direct quote: "This is the direct download link for most recent version: https://github.com/GossiTheDog/HiveNightmare/raw/master/Release/HiveNightmare.exe"
Another thing that's important to note here, SmartScreen (Microsoft documentation) is a security intelligence component that is automatically included in several MS products including Windows itself, office suite and web apps for O365. It scans your visited pages in the background while they load, comparing them with various threat intelligence feeds across the world including VirusTotal, Microsofts own threat intelligence feeds, Crowdstrike Falcon and many more, then based on what it finds if the results are majority malicious, it will block progression. Kevin is essentially arguing he is such a special little boy that Microsoft should have kept his github repo with an active and direct download of this zero day. As a side note, all you have to do to bypass SmartScreen is use a browser which isn't edge, or in some cases not be on a corporate device, though any IT security team worth their salt would have blocked it as well. Fuck the threat intel team at MS trying to protect their userbase though, Kevin wants his good boy points for tendies you filthy bigots.
#DROPKIWIFARMS
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Kevin was quick to jump on the hashtag and start hammering out retarded take after retarded take on twitter, linkedin and other various social platforms while us kiwis were under fire from ya boy Keffals (.pl | Onion). He very quickly ended up being posted in the thread, laughed at and his dox was posted (.pl | Onion). He was found to be an S tier retard and talked right out his ass about pretty much everything while riding the hashtag dick.
Like a lot of nigger cattle on the trend, Kevin had absolutely no idea what Cloudflare actually provided for the site in terms of protection and other services. He was quite firm on his opinion that Cloudflare removing us would be the epic win of the century, which is even funnier when you remember Kevin brags that he has been working in Cybersecurity for over 20 years. He's so retarded he doesn't even understand basic networking in a field where it's crucial to know this sort of shit.
TardTheDog attempted to flex his totally legit connections, claiming (A) he had talked to two Cloudflare enterprise customers who "told him they were looking for exit strategies" due to the circumstances.
He tried to come after (A) Null with screenshots from Sneedcord, stating MS should rebrand their security suite to "Defender for Incels". He then played dumb when he started receiving backlash from alphabets.
Kevin outright lied (A) about the standing of the businesses Null owns and runs, Lolcow LLC and Final Solutions LLC, claiming the Farms was being run by "fake US companies". His fellow brain dead bandwagon of niggers of course did absolutely no checking on this and just went with what their fellow fat man was preaching, clearly enamored by his statement that he has "done more to defend people (including against cybercrime) by working on this than working in cybersecurity."
He also managed to royally piss off (A) Matthew Prince, the CEO of Cloudflare, when he posted an article (A) and stated that Cloudflare staff member Jamie Cochran was friends with weev, the admin of The Daily Stormer.
To this day he will deny it and claim it's a conspiracy (A), but Kevin is such a sped that he revealed (A, LinkedIn | A, KF Post | .pl | Onion) he has an account here despite us being worse than satan. Shame (.pl | Onion) on you Kevin.
To try prove some point that only made sense to him, Kevin stood up the domain cloudflarehatecredits.com. He then proceeded to toss his toys out the cot and have a tantrum (A) when Cloudflare threw it in the trash.
After everything died down, as noted by @Duraznito here (.pl | Onion) he moved off twitter to his own Mastodon instance cyberplace.social (A). Predictably sometime after that, he ended up being shat all over (A) by trannies for playing the big bad wizard game.
He also still occasionally bitches about the farms. Rent free my nigga.
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Here's a few extra KF posts featuring some more of his faggotry both during and after the campaign:
IT'S NOT ME, IT'S YOU!
Following his sperging at Cloudflare over on LinkedIn, including setting himself a new job with them as their "unaccountability manager" he was banned from the platform. Apparently this was worth an article (A) to some worthless "journalist". He then had to provide his passport to their team to get the ban reversed, which was automatically rejected.
It was eventually reinstated.
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Perhaps the most prolific example of Kevins shitfuckery, is that since June of 2023 Kevin has found himself partially tied into, at minimum mentioned in a lawsuit (A, second article | A) between Microsoft and private security firm Hold Security LLC. The suit directly names him, stating that he, "on behalf of Microsoft, tweeted false information about Hold, which resulted in Hold losing a key member of its board of advisors - Brian Krebs. This resulted in additional loss of business for Hold." The document is here and Kevins appearances are in points 3.27 and 8.4. I've also uploaded a local archive of the document to this OP. If he even knows about this, I expect we'll probably see some crying about this in the future.
His reddit account under GossiTheDog has been so thoroughly DFEd that I couldn't find any remaining data on it nor can I find any archives, though it is also banned. However, @Contra Pozz found his 11 year old, still active account under the handle "gossi" (A) which is predictably filled with video game related coping.
Here we can see Kevin getting into a small slapfight over one of his YouTube videos where he flew a drone over a suburban area. He totally owns the commenter by stating he's a licensed drone pilot (lol), and he didn't need to provide any details to local towers/cops/whatever or the property owner because it was within the legal limit (lmao), which still doesn't change how much of a faggot he is.
CURRENT DAY
The box:
The suit:
The sleep machine, looks like a CPAP or something similar
Kevin has been online for a long ass time, but as has already been established he's a complete fucking retard who never got the memo of "don't ever reveal your personal details on the Internet". Which leads us to his main handle. Those of us who grew up in the 80's/90's when the Internet was just starting to become more of a "thing" will remember a decent amount of people were reasonably attached to their handles. It's how they could identify each other before things like AOL and MSN became popular enough that you could add each other directly, particularly if they were friends from school/university/work. From the evidence we've found so far showing very little deviation from it, he's very attached to the handle "Gossi"/"GossiTheDog". It's clearly a name he picked right from the beginning, likely thinking the character was funny enough to cement his online reputation with. As @Lord Xenu noticed last year, the handle GossiTheDog references a character from British video game magazine turned TV show 'Digitiser' from 1999 (A). Kevin would have been of an age at this time that shows like Digitiser would have been in his interests. This character hosted a gaming gossip page, so it's a bit of a contradiction on his part that he decided to ride the DropKiwiFarms train. You'd think someone taking inspiration from a character like that would quite like the farms.
One account that's we've found tied into this small deviation from the gossi handle is on a site called fabswingers.com (A). I have to stress this could be either pure coincidence or a gayop given the profile puts him 10 years younger than he actually is, and it was set up nearly a year ago which was around the time #DropKiwiFarms was in full swing. But the fact it's under a pretty old and now confirmed username of his is a bit too much of a coincidence not to include, especially as it matches his current location in Manchester. On top of that, one of the data breach pastes @notorietus found his email in was from Adult Friend Finder in 2016. The funny thing about that is if you take a close look at his instagram posts, he was in a committed relationship with a woman named Denise who can be seen in his posts from 2012 to at LEAST 2018. So the fact that he was found in a 2016 data leak on adult friend finder is interesting to say the least. These are the posts I found on his instagram which mention Denise or have pictures of her, and the one of his move has a woman who definitely looks like "Denise" in it. They may have split up since then, but they moved in 2018 and again, the AFF data breach was in 2016. Here's a few of those posts:
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ACCOUNTS AND ARCHIVES
Websites:
DoublePulsar | A. Registrar information | A
CloudflareHateCredits. Registrar information | A (Inactive)
Dollverse | A. Registrar information | A
EndOfShow | A. Registrar information | A
OpenSecurity.Global. Registrar information | A (Inactive but confirmed here (A))
Socials:
Blogspot | A
Twitter| A
Old twitter | A 1 | A 2
Second old twitter | A 1 | A 2 | A 3 | A 4 | A 5 | A 6
Reddit | A (Suspended)
Second Reddit | A
Instagram | Picuki | A (Picuki is an alternative frontend for Instagram)
Cyberplace.social | A (This is the mastodon instance he runs)
Tumblr | A
Infosec.Exchange | A (Inactive)
Threads | A
TikTok | A
Disqus | A
Google Plus | A
Skype: kevin.beamount.princes (Confirmed here | .pl | Onion)
Media Content:
Twitch | A
YouTube | A
YouTube video page | A
YouTube video archive download | A
Vimeo | A
Vimeo video archive download | A
StreamElements | A
ViewBug | A
Video Games:
ApexTracker | A
RSI (Star Citizen) | A
Roblox | A
Fortnite Tracker | A
Elder Scrolls Online | A
Chess.com | A
Itch.io | A
Technology:
GitHub | A
GitHub Repo | A
Giters | A
Second GitHub | A
Giters | A
Pastebin | A
Second Pastebin | A
Medium.com - Network Security | A
Medium.com - GossiTheDog | A
HackerNews | A
Second HackerNews | A
Technet (Microsoft) | A
MSDN (Microsoft) | A
Docker| A
GeeksRepos | A
Miscellaneous:
PayPal | A
PlaceGrab | A (The location is outdated, various accounts and posts of his now state he is located in Manchester)
Periscope | A
Spotify | A
Foursquare | A
Duolingo | A
Geocaching | A
Behance | A
Wattpad | A
Tripadvisor | A
Trello | A 1 | A 2
Slideshare | A
Mastodon Metadata | A
DFE-d/Private or otherwise difficult to get a live archive of:
Xbox. In 2018 (A) Kevin stated his Xbox account was 16 years old, so I'm pretty confident this is his
Gurushots | A
Ello | A
Wikipedia Account | A
Second wikipedia account view | A
Edits made with Wikipedia account: View 1, View 2
Whonix Forums | A
Clubhouse | A
Quizlet | A
Slashdot | A
Potentials, these are mostly based on location and confirmation of all the other usernames he's used:
Second chess.com | A
TM Ladder | A
XHamster | A
Imgur | A
Second TikTok | A
Older facebook | A
Flickr | A
Gamespot | A
UK ADVN | A
FatSecret | A (LOL)
Other accounts his email has been used to register for (massive thanks to @notorietus for finding these):
Adobe
Amazon
Apple
Archive.Org
AdultFriendFinder (rm_gossitd)
Bitly
DisneyPlus
Dropbox
Dubsmash (kevin.beamount)
Envato
Gonitro
Gravatar
Kickstarter
Last.fm (gossitd, and kbeaumont)
LiveJournal (2014)
Microsoft
MyFitnessPal (90.198.190.9, 2018, kevinbeamount1)
Netflix
NexusMods (Gossithedog)
Patreon
Samsung
ShareThis
Stronghold Kingdoms (gossi/2018 )
Sumotorrent (gossi, 81.86.244.33, 2014)
Vbulletin (2014, gossi, 81.178.106.58 )
WordPress
Zoho
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