KF Guide to Woke Games

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HypnoSpace Outlaw by No More Robots. I'd rate it as Mild. The core gameplay loop revolves around browsing webpages in the style of Dot-com Boom-era user-created pages, and acting as a janitor who does it for free. However, there are a few characters implied to be on the LGBT spectrum, as evidenced by their use of "HS Lifestyles" tags.
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Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous has some mild wokeshit in it. One of the NPCs turns out to be a MtF tranny, there’s a handful of gay and lesbian characters/party members but it never really hits you over the head with it.
 
Pizza Tower (developed and published by Tour De Pizza): None

Pizza Tower is a 2D platformer inspired by the Wario Land series and the cartoons of the 90s in which you play as a fat and balding Italian chef who has to climb a tower and defeat its owner to save his failing pizzeria. There are 5 floors with 4 levels (besides the 5th floor which has 3) and a boss stage on each of them. The goal of every level (besides WAR) is to destroy the pillar and then come back to the entrance in a limited amount of time with an altered route. While doing this the player can gain extra score by collecting Toppins (they also give 10$ each and it's important because money unlocks boss stages which are necessary in order to progress to the next floor), entering secret bonus stages (3 per level) collecting the janitor and unlocking the door to the secret treasure (1 per level) and keeping the combo by defeating enemies.

There is no dialogue in this game, only NPCs that tell jokes or "lore". Some enemy designs made terminally online retards seethe because they were "harmful stereotpyes" (please read the first sentence of the first paragraph again)

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The developer (McPig) didn't bow to those claims. He was also a channer who would talk about his game on /agdg/ and he made some edgy jokes in his discord (that he closed after the official games release, which was a very wise decision considering the somewhat loud minority of weirdos that latch onto this game)

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He did somewhat apologize but mostly because he didn't find it funny
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There was also a schizo from the Sharty who used to spam /v/ threads saying that McPig was allegedly supporting Keffals during #DropKiwiFarms but this is literally a lie and no proof has ever surfaced. It has been theorized that xe did this because xer pizzasona (one of many characters that could appear at the end of bonus stages, a patreon incentive) wasn't added due to him being a huge sperg in the discord.
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But besides the weirder people in the community there is nothing woke about this game and it's an amazing experience which i wholeheartedly recommend.

Deep Rock Galactic (Developed by Ghost Ship Games, published by Coffee Stain Publishing): Mild

Deep Rock Galactic or DRG in short is an fps game that can be played solo or in co-op (up to 4 people). There are several modes with different objectives, but in each mission you'll be interrupted by hordes of bug aliens that you have to kill using your weapons. You can also mine the resources that you'll find during missions in order to get gold, nitra (necessary for ammo refills) or other ores that are required for weapon upgrades and cosmetics.

The game doesn't have a global ban system nor are there any chat filters, so you can spam "nigger" in chat as long as the lobby host is fine with it. The steam community page is not as lenient on moderation however, with most of the moderation being handled by one guy called "Dwarfurious":
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As you can see, he types like your typical reddit mod and is a proud warrior against bigotry. Out of 753 awards he recieved, 141 of them are clowns (18,7%)
Sticking to the game only though, there aren't many woke parts. Despite the game being out for 6 years, there aren't any LGBTQAIP2+ themed cosmetics. However, in the lobby you can find a screen called "Employee of the month" in which one of the members from their discord gets featured with their discord name and profile picture featured. Coincidentally, during June 2023 this was the featured user:

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There are also masks and hand sanitizers in the lobby, this is related to the rockpox mechanic of the game that was introduced in season 3, but the implication is still there.mask.pngmask2.pngsanitizer.png
Luckily it's not too in the face and you can ignore it pretty easily
 
Going to drop Ubisoft's For Honor here; it's looking at Medium or Heavy, personally, but I'll let you guys decide.

Well, you wouldn't think the game is all that woke at first glance; unfortunately, wokeshit even managed to infest this one. The devs have been putting a bunch of crap on the setting over the past few years, both story-wise and with playable characters. To elaborate:

Several years back, Ubisoft's devs decided it would be a great idea to drop the current story - about the Knight, Vikings, and Samurai fighting each other in a three-way war for survival, with the Chinese Wu Lin being an outside group that joined in - and instead focus on diversity. The new/current story is focused on two factions; the first, Horkos, is an incredibly wealthy cult of warriors from all factions that looks to establish an endless war, led by the all-female Warmongers, a collection of knights based on Apollyon. Resisting them are the Chimera faction, a collection of warriors from all of the different factions led by the Gryphons, who are always male and use techniques and styles from all factions. Compounding this is Draconite; a mythical alchemical source that pretty much throws all pretext of realism out the window and basically gives people who use it superpowers and magic. Both Horkos and Chimera are basically in a full-fledged war over who can control more of it.

Of course, the shit doesn't stop there; following the release of both Warmonger and Gryphon heroes, the devs released the Kyoshin, which was a samurai hero that was supposedly always male but looked a bit too feminine at points; basically, a lot of the face models for Kyoshin look like troons. The fact that you could dye their hair a rainbow of colors didn't help with that image...

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Of course, the Kyoshin are admittedly a bit tame compared to what came next; the devs really started swinging for the gutters with a 5th new faction, the Outlanders; warriors from places that the devs otherwise couldn't fit into the prior four factions.

The first hero released was the Pirate, which was an always female collection of Chinese pirate captains that basically got involved because they really wanted to loot the place. Admittedly, not quite the biggest of deal-breakers - they were based on an actual pirate, Zheng Yi Sao - but the character really does come across as the stereotypical "girlboss" shit that infesting a lot of works these days, and some of the fashion is... questionable, especially with the dyable hair on the second pic:

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Following the release of the Pirate, we got a new story; this detailing a Viking jarl - Bolthorn - that somehow made his way to Egypt, and met/befriended one of the locals, Neferkha, a Medjay and last of the line of Egyptian kings. The two conversed, with the Medjay revealing an ancient Scarab Bracelet that was supposedly cursed; Bolthron, desperately looking for something to bring prosperity to his people, ended up stealing the bracelet, unleashing some sort of curse that turned his skin black and scaley.

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Meet Bolthron, everyone. Fun fact: according to Ubisoft, this skin is supposed to be super accurate and respectful to the Vikings.

Learning of the theft, Neferkha and a bunch of other Medjay all followed the jarl back to Heathmore to swipe the bracelet back, apparently to "spare the innocent people there of the curse". Naturally, they succeed but decide to stay in Heathmore for a while for... reasons - becoming the second Outlander hero - while Bolthorn is stuck with the cursed skin for the rest of his life, being completely cast out from society.

By the way, this is what the Medjay all look like; you can't adjust the skin color, either. You can choose the race of every other hero - including Lawbringer, who's skin you can't even see - but Medjay must always be black.

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Following this, the story went a bit back to the Horkos faction, who promptly ended up attacking Saudi Arabia. Apparently, following the Calamity 1000 years prior, the place was completely cut off from the outside world; subsequently, the Muslims were able to create a perfectly peaceful and harmonious society, even learning to use Astrology to see into the future, led by a Sultana. Naturally, the Horkos faction wants this ability for themselves, so they send Commander Ravier - a character whose design was deliberately based on a Christian king - and her men to raze the country to the ground, assassinate the Sultana, and steal the Arabian secret to seeing into the future.

Commander Ravier:

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Anyways, the raid didn't exactly go unnoticed; the Sultana promptly sent the Afeera, an all-female group of warriors serving as the royal guard, to head to Heathmore and steal the main treasure Ravier and co. stole: an Astrolabe. Once again, the Afeera succeed in their mission, and promptly start working with the Chimera alliance against the Horkos faction.

Afeera warrior base design:

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Of course, the party doesn't stop there; following the disastrous Saudi Arabia campaign, the Horkos cult started looking westward, somehow discovering that there was another continent on the other side of the ocean. They looked to plunder this new land for wealth and resources, so they sent Conquistador Vela and her men to plunder and loot the country.

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Upon arrival, Vela and co. discovered the Aztecs, who also survived the calamity and managed to create a similarly peaceful society free from conflict, even assimilating other cultures in the process. Naturally, Vela and her group loot and pillage the entire area, swiping a ton of valuables and even capturing one of the Aztec warriors as a prisoner, before heading back to Heathmoore. Of course, the Aztecs weren't happy about this, so they somehow managed to create enough ships to send a massive chunk of their Ocelotl warriors over to Heathmoore, looking for revenge. Evidently, I do think they managed to kill Vela and co., but the Aztecs decide to stay in Heathmoore anyway, getting involved in the war for... some reason, Ubi wasn't all that clear on this.

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Lastly, as of most recently, the Horkos cult made a push north, into Viking territory, to go after a collection of Chimera warriors that had been in the area. During one of the skirmishes, of the Chimera heads, the Highlander Maddox, made the decision to defect to Horkos after he and his men were trapped and basically left to die. Becoming one of Horkos's best fighters in a short period, Maddox and co. started recruiting the local populace into Horkos, with the whole event both in-universe and out-of-universe questioning concepts of loyalty and whether Maddox and co. were really in the wrong, given the circumstances.

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Of course, Ubi didn't want there to be any form of moral greyness in the situation, so they followed up on this by introducing the Varangian Guard. Said Guard is all-female mercenary group known for being blindly loyal that was hired and led by Maddox's niece (who somehow managed to learn new fighting style and language and become captain of a group of mercs in about a month) and promptly went after the guy. Maddox and co. were near-instantly defeated, Maddox himself was made out to be a coward, traitor, and idiot by his girlboss niece, and the Varangian Guard became a new Viking hero option.

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There are a few other bits I know I'm missing about the story, like the female Inquisitor character who betrayed her order because she felt they were becoming "too extreme" - and was naturally seen in the right for it - but I think I managed to nail most of the main story beats of the current For Honor lore. Anybody know anything I missed, feel free to let me know.

Now, admittedly, this story stuff can be ignored; it's entirely possible to just play the game and do well without ever seeing anything about the recent lore. Of course, since Ubi loves to make events explicitly surrounding said lore, like changing to map to reflect said event, it can be rather difficult to avoid.

The rather toxic community does not help matters; players love to make their characters into these rainbow abominations with pride flags everywhere and such, and the constant witch hunting of "nazis" in the community - basically anyone with an emblem that could "trigger" someone or fought a bit too well against a troon - makes avoidance even more difficult.

Anyone want to share their experiences with FH? Anything to add?

EDIT: Also wanted to add; with the release of the Kyoshin, they ended up changing the gender option with several heroes to, you guessed it, "Body Type 1" and "Body Type 2". Bit ironic, since every hero released since then - as well as all of the Hero Skins that were released - were all gender-locked anyways.
 
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Interesting thread, but unless OP is going to be constantly, I mean daily updated, I don't know if this is a proper format. An Excel sheet or an image would be better.
I love how Sweet Baby opened the Pandora's Box: Now all the games made within the last 10 years if not more are going to be put under a magnifying glass and judged. I am looking forward to the cope and discussions this will spawn.
 
Interesting thread, but unless OP is going to be constantly, I mean daily updated, I don't know if this is a proper format. An Excel sheet or an image would be better.
I love how Sweet Baby opened the Pandora's Box: Now all the games made within the last 10 years if not more are going to be put under a magnifying glass and judged. I am looking forward to the cope and discussions this will spawn.
It can work, we've got a glossary of tranny related terms and that's being updated fairly regularly. The only concern is that the OP's gonna need to reserve some posts to place the new games.
 
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Rainbow Six Siege is heavy. There's at least two tranny characters (MTF troon Osa and FTM pooner Tubarao), the game is inherently about diversity, a bunch of characters were designed to be homos like Flores, while others like Pulse (heh) and Caveira were turned gay. The two troons make no effort to pass and I knew on reveal the FTM was a troon. Also the community is extremely faggy.
 
Vermintide/Vermintide 2: None. Warhammer as Warhammer was meant to be, aside from the fact that the game plays it excessively safe when it comes to stylization.

Darktide:
Mild. Unlike Vermintide, DT has a character creator with "body type" instead of sex. Apart from that, there is no pronoun shenanigans or faggot cosmetics. All the characters present as the correct sex, including the tech priest.

Fatshark (the dev) however is a collective of faggots and so is the reddit side of the community but that's secondhand information as the only interaction I've had with the reddit people are when they strayed onto the FS forum. For years I was highly active on their forum (and the modding clique) but was banned without appeal for telling a disruptive new user to cope, seethe, and dilate. My Darktide account was also suspended for a week and my characters names forcibly changed after sneaking trans-disparaging character names through the word filter.
I believe their most active community manager is a tranny but I have no idea if he's still involved. Fatshark is a trainwreck.
The actually good players are quality shitlords at least in my experience of them.
 
Adding a few that were unexpected to me. I have several dozen more I can add if there ever is some larger list that gets regularly updated.

Goat Simulator 3 (Medium): Gay marriage, rainbow flag next to a picture of a guy suggestively eating a hotdog, rainbow pride saber accessory, percentage of 'dark' NPCs spawned is at least half.

Bang-On Balls: Chronicles (Mild): The newest pride flag as one of the default available country skins for your character.

It Takes Two (None): This is a recent EA published game about relationships. Surprisingly very wholesome, the only minor potentially lefty take is the stay-at-home dad.
 
Rainbow Six Siege is heavy. There's at least two tranny characters (MTF troon Osa and FTM pooner Tubarao), the game is inherently about diversity, a bunch of characters were designed to be homos like Flores, while others like Pulse (heh) and Caveira were turned gay. The two troons make no effort to pass and I knew on reveal the FTM was a troon. Also the community is extremely faggy.
That game still has a community? I abandoned ship long ago when I suspected the game was turning into Overwatch SWAT edition. Turns out I was right.
 
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That game still has a community? I abandoned ship long ago when I suspected the game was turning into Overwatch SWAT edition. Turns out I was right.
Yes, its OW SWAT edition. The latest gamemode changes made me quit it for good, and the new pooner op just pushed me over the edge. Game is still limping along somewhat strongly, because sadly, its one of the coolest gameplay experiences I've ever had with the environmental destruction, and at least in SA servers, everyone is a racist fuck, especially Brazilian monkeys.
 
If I missed something, let me know:

Street Fighter 6 (Medium): Diverse and ugly characters throughout the story mode. Might reflect something like New York City, but I don't know if this something to strive for. There is a nonbinary/gay nigger moderator character that turns up for two or three cutscenes and sometimes hangs around in the player lobbies. Completely necessary. The female characters look...not that great. Cammy's redesign is surprisingly ok. She, Chun-Li and Juri look alright. The worst offenders are probably Kimberly and Marisa. Kimberly was apparently designed with some black consultants and looks almost like a bad caricature. Marisa leans into the muscle mommy trend and would have been fine but her face and body lean too heavy into the masculine look. And in the story mode, she is also Bi.

Guilty Gear Strive (Medium): Changes to the designs of certain characters might be debatable, like in the case of I-No. There were some sexual innuendos from older games missing from my understanding. Testament is probably also debatable, but no idea really. The biggest issue was the whole Bridget debacle. The character is a boy, but now "identifies" as a woman. Developers leant into this heavily.

Tekken 8 (None): Did not notice anything in the story mode, but to be fair, I also skipped most of the dialogue. Women look like Women, and tits are bouncy and jiggly. Edit: Leo's gender is up for debate, but I am new to the franchise, so can't really comment on this.
 
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Add Persona 3 Reload.
It has:
  1. Trigger warnings
  2. Rainbow pins
  3. Censorship like the tranny scene was replaced
  4. The "Updated for modern audiences" bullshit
I always loved FES and I hate how they butchered this fucker, it'll always be the definitive version of the game TBFH.

Maybe also put this list on pastebin for easy access before KF decides to get DDOSed for the 100th time.
 
Might as well go over some of the things I've played that have come out in the last few years that haven't yet been touched on.

System Shock Remake (Nightdive Studios): None, or at least none that I saw and I was quite thorough.

Lies of P (NEOWIZ):
None. There was the potential for some nonsense considering the protagonist looks like a pretty boy twink but I suppose Koreans didn't have any of it. Had the good graces to make Sophia conventionally attractive.

Lords of the Fallen (2023) (HEXWORKS):
Mild. Character creator uses "body type" instead of sex.

Remnant II (Gunfire Games):
Mild. I'll be nitpicky. The character creator refers to sex as "gender" and "body type" although it still uses the male and female symbols. The characters all kind of look like mystery meats.
I believe the game goes out of its way to never refer to the player by their sex but that might just have been a cost cutting measure.

There's also a very annoying black girl merchant who despite supposedly being the player character's best friend is constantly harping about this that and the other. Possibly Jewish because she never stocks what you need. That last part was a joke.

Armored Core 6 (From Software): None. I'm sure players made tranny insignias.

Atomic Heart (Mundfish): None. The devs got raked by wokescolds because they're Russian and Mick Gordan (one of the composers) had a shitfit and donated his fees to some NGO present in Ukraine.

Control (Remedy Entertainment): Mild. Remedy went out of their way to make the protag uglier than the model and I believe there was some poignantly inserted gay/lesbian nonsense.

Sunless Skies (Failbetter Games): Mild/Medium. The first officer you get is an explicitly non-binary character whose entire questline revolves about being heckin non-binary and how nobody accepted them. I'm sure there's other stuff but it's been a while and there's a lot of material in that game.

Darkest Dungeon 2 (Red Hook Studios): Mild. This one is more of a funny one. The devs got buttmad over players making spicy deus vult crusader memes and just happened to kill off the crusader and not include him in DD2. They later brought him back to nostalgia bait players because the game sold like shit. They also added a new character (the runaway) that is suspiciously gender vague.

I'll make another post later.
 
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Are we going for an exhaustive list of everything everywhere? Or just going to document popular shit and worst offenders? How popular?
I'm thinking just documenting bad shit would be the answer.
 
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If we're just adding in any old game that we've happened to play recently:

Highfleet (Konstantin Koshutin): None. You play as the heir to the empire leading a fleet to crush a breakaway republic. There's a single named woman, and she isn't some girlboss. If you so desire you can conquer Gerat through nuclear force and enslave prisoners of war. There's no homosexuality, transsexuality, or anything like that at all.

Signalis (Rose Engine): Medium/Heavy: The only couples are lesbian ones, and the central plot of the game is fulfilling the final request as the PC's lesbian lover, and the game starts with a trigger warning. Despite all that, I don't know if it quite qualifies for Heavy, as it doesn't really beat you over the head with it or mention homophobia at all, your lover's final request is to kill her, every single character in the game is white, and the game portrays communism in a purely negative light. The fanbase is oozing with trannies though, so I'll let OP decide which category it falls under.

Warhammer 40,000: Gladius (Proxy Studios): None. It's a war game about exterminating every single last filthy xeno on the planet.
 
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Are we going for an exhaustive list of everything everywhere? Or just going to document popular shit and worst offenders? How popular?
I'm thinking just documenting bad shit would be the answer.
I don't see a reason to restrict it so far, although I'm definitely not going to put in random shit you happen to find on itch.io or see on Vinny's Shitshow.
 
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