KF Guide to Woke Games

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I always find it stupidly stunning how this massively popular game does everything it can to erase its own creator from existence just because of stupid politics. He's pretty much not allowed to have anything to do with his own creation. Should start calling it Notch's Minecraft whenever I mention it just to bug people on other sites.
 
I always find it stupidly stunning how this massively popular game does everything it can to erase its own creator from existence just because of stupid politics. He's pretty much not allowed to have anything to do with his own creation. Should start calling it Notch's Minecraft whenever I mention it just to bug people on other sites.
They still haven't removed "Indie!" despite it being owned by Microsoft now.
It only says "Music by C418!" despite there being music from Lena Raine, Kumi Tanioka, and Aaron Cherof now.
"SWM forever!" and "Representing Esdbyn!" are still splashes. "Single White Male"... and Esdbyn is a village that Notch used to live in. I guess they missed a few of Notch's.
Also "Woo, somethingawful!" is still a splash.
 
They still haven't removed "Indie!" despite it being owned by Microsoft now.
It only says "Music by C418!" despite there being music from Lena Raine, Kumi Tanioka, and Aaron Cherof now.
"SWM forever!" and "Representing Esdbyn!" are still splashes. "Single White Male"... and Esdbyn is a village that Notch used to live in. I guess they missed a few of Notch's.
Also "Woo, somethingawful!" is still a splash.
All these issues of Microsoft's corruption of the game are moot, as versions 1.6.4/1.7.10 remain the best
 
As for the reason behind this mistake, I once tried to kill Lenni in a bar after a mission due to sheer irritation & got a Mandela effect because Lenni looks almost like a troon. I apologise for this. However, you can kill the actual tranny if you try.
Literally 4 posts after the first one. Lurk more, newfag.
 
Enjoy this video,
/pol/ Plays Watch_Dogs
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You know, I really should give this game another shot one of these days; too bad I can't seem to find a copy.

Anyone got suggestions for playstyles? I usually just tried to go full stealth; sneaking around, silence pistol for everything. Any suggestions for a playthrough?
 
You know, I really should give this game another shot one of these days; too bad I can't seem to find a copy.

Anyone got suggestions for playstyles? I usually just tried to go full stealth; sneaking around, silence pistol for everything. Any suggestions for a playthrough?
I personally replayed it recently with full stealth too & completed around 25% of the game before even going to Act 2. First & foremost things I recommend are going offline on the multiplayer through options so the griefing retards won't ruin it for you. And complete the cup shell game the first thing you do in the game, you can even cheat on it if you want.
I say this as someone who did 8 Gang Hideouts (first try with nothing but the silenced pistol & only headshots :smug:) without the exp bonus, do this first if you don't want shitty slow progress. Also, side note, do the gang hideouts till the 9th one, you get one of the best guns in the game, Silenced Goblin (the supressed burst rifle). You can literally complete them with the Supressed Pistol (& the Silenced Uzi too if you want) alone if you have the skills.

Speaking of skills, try to prioritize Hacking first & foremost (you'll need it in later missions), followed by Combat (enemies get really fucking annoying with shit like enforcers everywhere, also the takedown animations alone are worth it), Crafting (Grenades & IEDs come in handy during some mission) & Driving skills (you'll mainly want defensive & precision driver skills, there's a reason to prioritise this the least).

I said all that from personal experience as of now. However, you can also go full John Wick mode on it too.
Ubisoft indirectly & unintentionally made the best John Wick/modern Punisher game without realizing, until Legion (which sucks).

I also recommend going for the Watch Dogs Remastered mod for some extra stuff that makes the game more challenging & cooler (having a suppressed sniper rifle is something that should've been in the base game)
 
Any chance we can add a new category, Profound, for the wokest game this year, Dustborn, developed by Red Thread Games and published by Quantic Dream? I still haven't heard of any other game that decides to rhyme "porn" with "newborn".
All while celebrating replacement theory and calling anyone who doesn't like it racist.
Has a literal Triggered button.
They've got balls asking people to pay for it.
 
It'd probably be worth updating the FFXIV entry now that Dawntrail got released.

Based: A chat filter has been added that lets you filter out up to 10 different case-sensitive entries from all public chats so you can filter LGBT out of shout spam, and the blacklist now prevents faggots (and their VFX) you've blocked from showing up in the overworld.
Woke: Wuk Lamat
Woke: Wuk Lamat's EN VA is a troon who it's morally ok to deplatform because he isn't actually latinx and has called for people to deplatform (Guilty Gear) Bridget's EN VA for not being a tranny
Woke: Dawntrail's story is solved by a marysue with the power of friendship
Woke: A female Au Ra in Stormblood is mentioned to have been male in a previous life, also one of the WoL's previous lives was as a male othardian hero, these are confirmed to actually be the case through how the cycle of rebirth is revealed to work in Endwalker
Woke: Three of the five Island Sanctuary visitation quests are heavily implied to have a gay couple visit you. (One of them is literally called "An Ideal Marriage".)
Woke: Several previously-genderlocked glamour sets or very clearly gendered ones are wearable by both sexes:
- Attainable ingame for free
Wedding Attire* + Best Man/Bridesmaid sets (Gender lock removed in 5.2), technically the Wedding requires the mogstation but the lowest tier is free.
Spring Dress set (Removed in 6.0, previously female-only)
Bunny and Bunny Chief sets (Gender lock removed in 4.3)
Oasis Doublet/Tunic (Gender lock removed in 6.1)
Riviera Doublet/Dress (Gender lock removed in 6.1)
Fear Eastern Smock, Ishgardian Gown (Gender lock removed in 6.1)
Uraeus Body Armor/Coat (Gender lock removed in 6.1)
Thavnairian sets (Gender lock removed in 6.0)
Expeditioner (Ramie/Dhalmelskin is an undyable version) sets (Gender lock removed in 5.4)
High House (Rainbow/Archaeoskin is an undyable version) sets (Gender lock removed in 6.0)
Rathalos (Augmented Rathalos is a dyable version) [M]/[F] sets (Gender lock removed in 6.1)
Thavnairian Wool Autumn Dress/Shirt (Gender lock removed in 6.1)
Quaintrelle/Boulevardier's set (Gender lock removed in 6.1, despite being counterparts to each other their materials drop in different areas)
2B glamour set (Wearable by both sexes, does not turn into 9S's set if worn by males)
Southern Seas Trousers/Skirt (Gender lock removed in 6.1)
Frontier Sets (Gender lock removed in 6.1)
Varsity Glamour Set (Has two clearly gendered versions, no lock in place)
Salon Server's set (Has two clearly gendered versions, no lock in place)
Shishu Glamour set (Has two gendered versions, no lock in place)
Isle Vacationer's set (Has two gendered versions, no lock in place)

- Mogstation/Previous Events
Valentione Emissary's sets (Gender lock removed in 6.4 or 6.5? Not sure when but they were gender-locked on release and people were mad about it.)
Educand's Attire (Has two clearly gendered versions, no lock in place, please buy either the slacks or skirt version goy)
Omega M and F sets (Gender lock removed in 6.5, technically Omega is genderless but Omega-M and Omega-F are constructs that were specifically designed to be gendered.)
Dashing/Prim Valentione Attire (Gender lock removed in 6.3. Has 3 different coloured versions that you have to buy separately.)
Collegiate Attire (Has two clearly gendered versions, no lock in place, please buy either the slacks or skirt version goy)
Bergsteiger/Dirndl's sets (Gendered counterparts, lock removed in 6.3)
Far Eastern Officer/Maiden's Attire (Gendered counterparts but no lock was ever in place)
Faerie Tale Prince/Princess's Attire (Gendered counterparts, lock removed in 7.0)
Songbird/Royal Seneschal's Attire (Gendered counterparts, lock removed in 6.3)
Loyal Housemaid/Butler's Attire (Gendered counterparts, lock removed in 6.0)
Valentione Apron/Apron Dress Attire (Partially Gendered counterparts, lock removed in 6.3, please buy either the trousers or skirt version goy)
Iceheart's Attire, Brand-new Alisaie's Attire, Crystarium Prodigy's Attire (NPC outfits with no gender lock in place. Every other NPC outfit is locked to the gender of the NPC that wears it in gameplay but at this rate their gender locks will also be removed eventually.)

Fantasias exist and you are able to obtain two of them through normal gameplay and several more on the mogstation for $5 each, though the quest that demonstrates them being used has a Lalafell turn into a Highlander rather than the more common occurance of someone trooning out into a femra. Retainer Fantasias are a lot more accessible and function similarly but for your Retainers instead.
 
Game: Soulash 2
Developer: Artur Smiarowski
Score: None

Reason: After the v.0.8.6 "Married with Children" update added the option to marry someone and have children with them, the changelog said that it was "available to NPCs of the same race and opposite sex." A user in the discussion page asked if there was going to be an option for same-sex marriages, which the developer declined in a diplomatic manner, stating that the family system was meant for creating a legacy through children. The developer then banned the user from the forums after some time with the reason of "harassment", prompting him to leave a negative review complaining about it. Artur responded to the review a couple days later clarifying that while he did allow players to share their opinions, the "polite masks of a few impatient activists started slipping over time when other players expressed opposite views about tolerance for other cultures" and they began harassing users via brigading, likely believing that the reviewer was involved.

When the usual suspects became aware of this incident, they responded with the usual activist campaign on the community whining about it, review bombing, etc. Artur, for his part, stuck to his guns and refused to bend the knee to them after around a week of said campaign.

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Any chance we can add a new category, Profound, for the wokest game this year, Dustborn, developed by Red Thread Games and published by Quantic Dream? I still haven't heard of any other game that decides to rhyme "porn" with "newborn".
I want to keep the rating system as simple as possible with some wiggle room, so the game simply gets a high Heavy rating.
 
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