KF Guide to Woke Games

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
T-21 said:
While reading the updated the document, I'd like to add additional info regarding Omori's creator despite it's unrelated to the wokeness. It even has Know Your Meme information regarding to the situation.
Click to expand...
As expected from a game about a faggot who murders his sister, frames it as a suicide, and is SAD about it. (The game is about helping him to get over it and start healing.)

---
Game: Janosik 2
Developer: Onix Games
Rating: None :achievement:
It's ultra based, actually. Starts with a crossdressing joke [1] [2] [3], characters are Christians, praise God, and Janosik marries Janka in the best ending.

---
Game: Fountains
Developer: John Pywell
Rating: None
Pixel-art game. You play a mysterious cloaked stranger of an unknown sex, who's referred to as a "they" one or two times due to being unidentified. No gendershit or in-game speculation about sex. A throwaway npc ("hi, I'm looking for my brother, but I'm too retarded to find the entrance which is right next to me") with the same sprite is female, she dies an ignominous death offscreen. Everyone else in the game is male. You're mistaken for a male villager at one point, but also you're canonically shorter than average.
There are sandniggers wandering the desert, selling supplies, and speaking broken $yourlanguage. You can kill them over and over to farm skulls. The only family depicted is a pajeet whose wife and son are dead. You kill him. The leader of slimy shapeless monstrous abominations is a literal giant black penis (yes, really) that keeps in its temple a vibrating classical naked statue of a headless male. You kill them both, the penis and the headless model. Three of the six gods were female, but they were weak and come pre-killed, you get to hack up an infected corpse. There's one mention of a female overgod.
 
  • Informative
  • Autistic
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Big Fish, Broseph, Tri-Tachyon'sClown and 4 others
Ready or Not
Developer: VOID Interactive.
Rating: None
Practically no woke elements in the entire game. You are a police officer running a SWAT squad to deal with suspects, all of whom (with very few exceptions) are never portrayed as sympathetic or misguided in the slightest (to give you an idea, you'll be fighting against active shooters, meth cooks, cartel members, human trafficking and CP operations, a feminist cult, eco terrorists, and various other crimes). While you can hire non-white officers, its mostly background details for them. No ACAB or anti-police sentiments in the game, plus VOID snuck in various references to memes that many game jornalists would decry as hate speech.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Karakhalkin-Gol, Backpack Knight and Caligura
AFAB said:
Ready or Not
Developer: VOID Interactive.
Rating: None
Practically no woke elements in the entire game. You are a police officer running a SWAT squad to deal with suspects, all of whom (with very few exceptions) are never portrayed as sympathetic or misguided in the slightest (to give you an idea, you'll be fighting against active shooters, meth cooks, cartel members, human trafficking and CP operations, a feminist cult, eco terrorists, and various other crimes). While you can hire non-white officers, its mostly background details for them. No ACAB or anti-police sentiments in the game, plus VOID snuck in various references to memes that many game jornalists would decry as hate speech.
Click to expand...
About that last part, I already mentioned it on page 3, but they removed a placeholder "Red Pill" Matrix reference and "noggin joggers" referring to complex puzzles in response to Kotaku nontroversy hitpieces on them, because they didn't know they were "hateful connotations."
FIeKuIGXoAMeBMT.png
 
  • Informative
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: SpookyObserver, Xenu, Tri-Tachyon'sClown and 5 others
Activelo said:
About that last part, I already mentioned it on page 3, but they removed a placeholder "Red Pill" Matrix reference and "noggin joggers" referring to complex puzzles in response to Kotaku nontroversy hitpieces on them, because they didn't know they were "hateful connotations."
View attachment 6971977
Click to expand...
They did fly way too close to the sun for that.

Still big ups to the first level where it's literally a typical day in Cali-shithole LA that other crime games are afraid to depict.

A bunch of """scholars""" (game calls them 'students' in the suspect bio, lol) shoot up a gas station killing an innocent White homeless man and also killed the Pajeet (talk about Black-on-Asian violence) manager and they're just shown to be flat out evil like they should be. Also just regular ol' muslim terrorists as actual enemies rather than how CoD does "they're totally non-ideological!". Or shooting a rich Jew pedo and his bodyguards.

If the first RON level was portrayed in a new Rainbow Six game under current Ubisoft management. They'd have the gang consist of an 'evil White guy' as the leader, a Black woman, and a Hispanic genderblob who rob the gas station because of MUH STUDENT LOANS AND CAPITALISM rather than just to grab some money for drugs.

I guess if I had to pick a 'woke' element in Ready or Not (and this is a stretch) there kinda was one I found in the game? In the level 'Carriers of the Vine' most of the enemies, aka a Neo-Pagan Feminist Murder Cult (who are implied to be a fed op meant to start chaos) inexplicably use 7.62 NATO rifles like M14s, FALs and G3s as their main weapons.

Now, this is gunsperg territory but your average woman can't handle a full-sized rifle caliber like 7.62 NATO, not to mention none of the cult members would realistically have the training to handle to compensate for the kick'. Ideally, they'd just use pistols, SMGs and pistol caliber carbines or even mostly rely on melee weapons like knives since they're supposed to be batshit insane.

It did tamper my immersion a little but that's like gunsperg shit, lol.
 
Last edited:
  • Winner
  • Informative
  • Agree
Reactions: Cnidarian, Scream Aim Fire, Jarch6 and 2 others
Brain Power said:
And it's a lie, because IIRC they still changed some shit because muh ukraine.
Click to expand...
The only thing I could find is this line where "Nation Z" became "Nation X".

I looked in the list's most recent version (2/9/25) and I didn't see Another Crab's Treasure listed there. Is that a wokeshit festival or am I just paranoid? It seems to be liked by lefty types...
 
@Caligura To be fair, it's somewhat implied that the primary suspect might've given the rest of the cult some form of training; she's noted to be ex-intelligence, and like you said it's possible that it might all be a psyop. IRL, Bonnie Parker - of the infamous Bonnie and Clyde duo - was noted to be a pretty good shot with a BAR, so it is possible for a woman to carry a stronger gun... but as you mentioned, it would take quite a bit of training. Realistically speaking, it would've made more sense for the cultists to be carrying something with a lighter weight, like pistols or carbines, but given that the mission is later in the game, it's likely the devs just wanted to increase the difficulty somehow.

Also, RoN is already pretty over-the-top - the second mission is a SWATTING incident with a furry streamer that results in the police getting into a gunfight with an entire group of armed assailants and uncovering both an illegal crypto farm and a child porn ring. This type of stuff isn't surprising.
 
  • Informative
Reactions: Caligura
Scream Aim Fire said:
@Caligura To be fair, it's somewhat implied that the primary suspect might've given the rest of the cult some form of training; she's noted to be ex-intelligence, and like you said it's possible that it might all be a psyop. IRL, Bonnie Parker - of the infamous Bonnie and Clyde duo - was noted to be a pretty good shot with a BAR, so it is possible for a woman to carry a stronger gun... but as you mentioned, it would take quite a bit of training. Realistically speaking, it would've made more sense for the cultists to be carrying something with a lighter weight, like pistols or carbines, but given that the mission is later in the game, it's likely the devs just wanted to increase the difficulty somehow.

Also, RoN is already pretty over-the-top - the second mission is a SWATTING incident with a furry streamer that results in the police getting into a gunfight with an entire group of armed assailants and uncovering both an illegal crypto farm and a child porn ring. This type of stuff isn't surprising.
Click to expand...
Yeah that's what I was thinking too, the level is near the end of the game so they kind of wanted to make it more challenging. Right after that level you have to clear out a bunch of jihadists who stormed a hospital (all of which are armed with body armor and AKs) and then stop a bunch of Russian Mobsters doing human trafficking (who are also armed with body armor and use 7.62 rifles) so it's sort of the game's way of introducing that armor can't protect you forever, body-shots wise.

In-game body armor can generally handle pistol calibers pretty decently and occasionally 5.56 but 7.62 chews through you pretty fast even if you have full ceramic plate. All enemies by default fire FMJ/AP.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Scream Aim Fire
"You're Just Imagining It"
Developer: npckc (I feel like I have contracted dyslexia trying to read that.)

Rating: Heavy.
The game is about you apparently having some incredibly rare medical condition that causes you "pain" and "depression" to the point where the main character doesn't even listen to any of the doctors half the time, and only listens once the doctor tells him what he wants to hear. You can get so "depressed" in this game you can't even go to the doctors in it. It's hilarious.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Wright, Jarch6, Sectonia 64 ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ ) and 5 others
Bebepine said:
Why not do a vote/poll for the rating then? That way it represents the majority opinion.
Click to expand...
Nah, he won't listen. He's just going to come and rate your post dumb/MATI for DARING to quote something saying Kangdom Coom: Deliver ASS Too is not hella based, and then throw a bitchfit and rate unrelated posts dumb/MATI.
 
  • Mad at the Internet
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: Irrational Exuberance, Baraadmirer, Verpa Teutonica Ingens and 5 others
A Bone To Pick With You said:
It should be none and I will die on that hill, there is a ton of racism, there is canabalism, genocide and war crimes of every color, and the game is completly unapologetic about it.
Yet here you faggots are getting your panties in a twist because one of over 300 chracters is a carpet muncher
Click to expand...
Isn't stuff around lesbianism just community headcanon shit considering those kinds of themes are banned or at least frowned upon in China?
 
KrotchyKun666 said:
Isn't stuff around lesbianism just community headcanon shit considering those kinds of themes are banned or at least frowned upon in China?
Click to expand...
Nope. The lesbian shit started with Honkai Impact 3rd before the CCP intervened, then the entire game's story had to retcon the entire storyline just to remove the lesbianism (especially with Bronya and Kiana). Other chink games (Azur Lane, Girls Frontline and Arknights) also had the lesbian rewrite though some are still there if you look close enough.
 
  • Informative
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Backpack Knight and Moopy
WULULULULU said:
Nope. The lesbian shit started with Honkai Impact 3rd before the CCP intervened, then the entire game's story had to retcon the entire storyline just to remove the lesbianism (especially with Bronya and Kiana). Other chink games (Azur Lane, Girls Frontline and Arknights) also had the lesbian rewrite though some are still there if you look close enough.
Click to expand...
WTF I love Winnie the Pooh now.
On the other hand, he used blackrock to encourage western soydevs to do the opposite so fuck him.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Maxwell Carter and Moopy
Coolio55 said:
WTF I love Winnie the Pooh now.
On the other hand, he used blackrock to encourage western soydevs to do the opposite so fuck him.
Click to expand...
Yeah, but they took the money, and the given opportunity, because they already wanted to do it.

He’s just playing the long game for his industry, and as much I don’t like being on the negative end of that, it’s not his fault our industries are staffed with total degen retards who won’t play back. We need to bring back shame and bullying.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Moopy
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back