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After making appearances around the world since 2015, KFC's Chizza is finally making landfall here in the US starting on Monday, February 26, 2024. However, you can get it early in NYC.


As you may have guessed from the name, KFC's Chizza features two white-meat Extra Crispy fried chicken filets topped with marinara sauce, melted mozzarella, and pepperoni. Basically, it's a pizza but with fried chicken filets serving as the crust.
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From Brand Eating. I'm intrigued...I used to work in a place where I could've gotten this for lunch easy, because my work was right across from a combo 7-Eleven/KFC. Now I'll just have to eat it when out running errands.
 
I would pay to have Josh review the Chizza, but I doubt they'd bring it to KFCs abroad (just think of how the Italians would react). Review brah gave it a 8/10 so it has to at least be on par with his usual Eastern European goyslop pizza.
 
I have not eaten KFC for over a decade. I have no eaten Popeyes in about a year. Where I live, all the fried chicken places are staffed by poojeets (shitskins) so I do not both with their shit anymore. I typically make my own fried chicken as of now, though I hope the Filipinos will open one of their fried chicken places near me.
 
What is it with KFC and Taco Bell combo restaurants? I feel like they're 90% of all combo spots. Not that I'm complaining I'm just wondering why corporate thinks there is a large number of people eating fast food tacos and burritos thinking to themselves, "this would go great with cheap Fried Chicken!"

At least you can make cool combos in the soda machine.
 
Derrick said:
What is it with KFC and Taco Bell combo restaurants? I feel like they're 90% of all combo spots. Not that I'm complaining I'm just wondering why corporate thinks there is a large number of people eating fast food tacos and burritos thinking to themselves, "this would go great with cheap Fried Chicken!"

At least you can make cool combos in the soda machine.
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Interesting you see KFC/Taco Bell combos. Most of the ones in my area are Taco Bell/Long John Silver’s

Forget about wondering why those might pair well, who the fuck still wants to eat Long John Silver’s?
 
Jason Wynn said:
Forget about wondering why those might pair well, who the fuck still wants to eat Long John Silver’s?
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Very true, I don't think seafood is really capable of being turned into fast food like Burgers and Tacos are. Never been able to stomach Long Johns or Captain Ds.
 
Genuine question if there's any other euros here:
Do any of you actually like KFC?
I've had it 4 times in my life, all times the chicken was bland as fuck, one of those four times I got food poisoning, another of those 4 times I was with a group and out of 5, 4 got food poisoning.

Second question, for Ameribros:
Is KFC this shit over there too?
 
Xarpho's Return said:
Now I'll just have to eat it when out running errands
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Did you ever try this? In theory it should taste good since it’s chicken Parmesan but also KFC.
Jason Wynn said:
Interesting you see KFC/Taco Bell combos. Most of the ones in my area are Taco Bell/Long John Silver’s

Forget about wondering why those might pair well, who the fuck still wants to eat Long John Silver’s?
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I think it’s mostly a midwest thing I could be wrong. We had one in my home town which I will describe as Louisiana Michigan. It made a lot of sense because there wasn’t a lot going on in the town and there was a lot of fat hicks who love Taco Bell and KFC. The two restaurants I could care less for, but no they took my Wendy’s and ruined it.
 
ReasonablyRetarded said:
Genuine question if there's any other euros here:
Do any of you actually like KFC?
I've had it 4 times in my life, all times the chicken was bland as fuck, one of those four times I got food poisoning, another of those 4 times I was with a group and out of 5, 4 got food poisoning.

Second question, for Ameribros:
Is KFC this shit over there too?
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I'm a burger, not a bong, but KFC used to be pretty good in the 80s and 90s. It was when Yum! brands bought them out in the early 2000s that the quality went to complete shit, as is the case anytime Yum gets their hands on a franchise.
 
ReasonablyRetarded said:
Genuine question if there's any other euros here:
Do any of you actually like KFC?
I've had it 4 times in my life, all times the chicken was bland as fuck, one of those four times I got food poisoning, another of those 4 times I was with a group and out of 5, 4 got food poisoning.

Second question, for Ameribros:
Is KFC this shit over there too?
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Euro.
I love our specific kfc, or at least I used to, for some very agravating reason, which I can only assume is due to the shit practise of employing literal retards, the flavour and taste of every single local branch has, as of the last 2 years, gone to shit.

Don't know how it is in the states but for some retard reason they just bulldoze the meat with spices to the point where you can't taste anything anymore - I'm not weak to spicy food, but I also want to taste the actual meat, not just the fucking spices.
And for the ludicrous prices they have, until actual good management shows up they just aren't worth it as a fast food alt.
 
The only time I tried KFC was when I was in the heart of Istanbul. I saw the store and wanted to know what the fuss was all about. I purchased my chicken and took it to Gülhane Park to eat:
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It tasted of 60% sneed oil and nearly gave me a heart attack. I never ate KFC ever since.
 
We used to have this thing in the Upper South, a KFC buffet. I don't know where all else they existed, but I do know that they weren't everywhere. And it was amazing. Imagine having, for fast food prices, a buffet of country/homestyle vegetables. You could go in, and for FAST FOOD prices, eat a dinner that included mashed potatoes and gravy, corn, peas, carrots, cabbage, greens, biscuits, jellies and so on. More than a meat and three, more like a meat and dozen.

COVID killed it and that, more than anything, is what makes me hate COVIDtards with a fury.

It perplexes me that KFC has this stereotype of being unhealthy. I'm sure their shit is cooked in grease and what not, like it's not homemade fresh stuff, but compared to literally every other fast food joint it is the only one that serves veggies that aren't potato or onion.

Besides that I have no motivation to go to a KFC at all.
 
Derrick said:
What is it with KFC and Taco Bell combo restaurants?
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Apparently it was Yum! brands attempt to save money.
Also fun fact, KFC, Taco Bell and Pizza Hut are all owned by Yum! Brand. Which was created and owned by PepsiCo. It's also why you only see Pepsi owned drinks in those chains.
 
Red flaming panda said:
Apparently it was Yum! brands attempt to save money.
Also fun fact, KFC, Taco Bell and Pizza Hut are all owned by Yum! Brand. Which was created and owned by PepsiCo. It's also why you only see Pepsi owned drinks in those chains.
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See also Demolition Man (Brambilla, 1993) for an early example of corporate plotting. Who won the Cola Wars? Depends on which cut of the movie you see, but it definitely wasn't Coke.
 
They built a KFC where I live and the street outside is constantly strewn with discarded chicken bones now. There is also a sign on the door that explains that the area is under police watch and CCTV surveillance, and that they have zero tolerance towards abuse of their employees.

No other fast food restaurant in town has anything similar.
 
For some reason my roommates insist on occasionally going to KFC to get dinner. I never eat it, I just discreetly dump all the sides back into their respective containers, put the chicken in a ziplock bag and stuff it in the fridge.

Seriously, shit is terrible. Bland, soggy, greasy, just plain unpleasant. And the staff are almost always junkies, niggers, or nigger junkies. And yet my roommates insist on going despite the fact that the quality has declined so hard they now have an average rating of 2/5 stars and are probably going to be bankrupt in a decade.

I'd rather eat a fucking bologna sandwich than KFC.
 
I've started eating at KFC again since making a holy pilgrimage to the Colonel Sanders historic gas station restaurant in Corbin, Kentucky.

I could have cried looking at the Colonel's white suit.
 
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