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Xarpho's Return said:
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From Brand Eating. I'm intrigued...I used to work in a place where I could've gotten this for lunch easy, because my work was right across from a combo 7-Eleven/KFC. Now I'll just have to eat it when out running errands.
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Looks like it was invented by a stoned frat boy who suddenly decides at 2am that he needs some chicken parm. But all he's got is nuggies, pepperoni and a questionable bag of cheese that's been sitting in the back of the fridge since last semester.
 
We love fried chicken, and used to get Church's before the location went under. KFC was always crap. Then we'd try to get the local supermarket's pressure-fried chicken (which absolutely rocks) but that's hit or miss to get fresh.

We finally decided that the Banquet fried chicken box tossed in the air fryer was a pretty decent compromise.

Now you can't even find those boxes at the supermarket in my area, not even the nog store on the corner.

(We also recently got some mini kaiser rolls from the supermarket bakery that were shoved in the bag half-baked and rose in the bag so we couldn't get them out without ripping up said bag and they tasted weird).

EVERYTHING SUCKS NOW AND I HATE HATE HATE IT. /rant
 
https://youtu.be/X79wIgnAccM?feature=shared

I remember back in the corona days KFC released this monstrosity in my country. I did not try it and I kinda regret that now because it could have been a fun thing to review. Haven’t had KFC in ages but once in a while I remember Kingcobrajfs sperging about the double down being removed and I get a little urge to buy a zinger stacker box.
 
I used to have a buddy I'd pick up from work at KFC for Rocky Horror, which was fucking great because he'd bring a shitload of fried chicken and corn and biscuits and all that shit.
between that and being a short drive from a KFC buffet for a while I can't really enjoy just normal too-damn-expensive-and-not-that-good KFC anymore
 
So a bit of news coming from Canada.
KFC is doing a switch over to Halal this year. Now you will see the usual story of people protesting and how they are ignorant n shit:
BUT the real fun is when you realise the bigger hit is to other minorities, primarily Hindus and Sikhs who are not permitted to eat halal food. They are now locked out due to this decision.
Not to drag the 'collapse of society' point in, but it do not worry about roaming gangs of minorities hunting down whity when it all falls apart. I mean not those stupid enough to live in cities. Minorities will instantly splinter and destroy eachother long before they can organize to take on the native population. If they are throwing down over KFC chicken at the best of times, what happens when the lights go out?

Also I have not been to a KFC for years. Food sucks, gravy is weak, and the magic is long gone. I find better fried chicken from the grocery store these days.
 
The Paranoid Organ said:
BUT the real fun is when you realise the bigger hit is to other minorities, primarily Hindus and Sikhs who are not permitted to eat halal food.
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I thought this is because they already can't eat chickens and other animals, and there's no such thing as halal vegetables.

A lot of Indians want all Muslims to die so they often make things up or take stuff like this out of context just to make themselves the victims.
The Paranoid Organ said:
I find better fried chicken from the grocery store these days.
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It really does feel like KFC has lost to grocery stores, hasn't it?
 
Chongqing said:
I thought this is because they already can't eat chickens and other animals, and there's no such thing as halal vegetables.

A lot of Indians want all Muslims to die so they often make things up or take stuff like this out of context just to make themselves the victims.

It really does feel like KFC has lost to grocery stores, hasn't it?
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Also arent sikhs hated because they eat beef iirc?
 
The Paranoid Organ said:
So a bit of news coming from Canada.
KFC is doing a switch over to Halal this year. Now you will see the usual story of people protesting and how they are ignorant n shit:
BUT the real fun is when you realise the bigger hit is to other minorities, primarily Hindus and Sikhs who are not permitted to eat halal food. They are now locked out due to this decision.
Not to drag the 'collapse of society' point in, but it do not worry about roaming gangs of minorities hunting down whity when it all falls apart. I mean not those stupid enough to live in cities. Minorities will instantly splinter and destroy eachother long before they can organize to take on the native population. If they are throwing down over KFC chicken at the best of times, what happens when the lights go out?

Also I have not been to a KFC for years. Food sucks, gravy is weak, and the magic is long gone. I find better fried chicken from the grocery store these days.
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Kind of funny cuz Canada is infested by jeets.
 
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