#KHive - Blue Anon on Steroids

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#KHive is a cult of personality community based around supporting Kamala Harris. I've talked about worshipping politicians before, and I considered making this as a post on that thread, but the cult-like way #KHive acts when Kween Kamala is mentioned made it seem, to me, like this needed a thread of its own.

There are four main pillars of #KHive, and I'll outline them below:

SJWery
#KHive, as you might expect from an organisation ran by people who still insist :hillary: could have won, is incredibly SJW-y.
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Now, I understand that this isn't really that different to any other group of SJW's that enjoy calling people waycists, but there are three other things that make #KHive truly exceptional.

The Cult of Personality
#KHive is, as I've mentioned, incredibly cultish and incredibly fond of declaring that Kween Kamala can do no wrong:
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or just simply fangirling over her:
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If you're wondering why this seems vaguely familiar, it's because Hillary's fans treated her in exactly the same way:
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Blue Anon
#KHive is incredibly prone to conspiracy theories about people #KHive doesn't like, be they random leftist organisations:
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez:
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Bernie Sanders:
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or, as always, Pmurt:
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As you may have worked out, fear of Матушка Россия defines a lot of these theories, but I think this tweet sums them all up:
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No, it seems #KHive would rather not read another book after all.

A-Logging
#KHive and its members enjoy A-logging and (to borrow a phrase from the SJW crowd) cyberstalking anyone who doesn't agree with them. Cases in point:
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Lolcow Milk:
#KHive on Twitter (a)
Bianca Delarosa's Twitter (a), new acct (a)
LeftSplintered on Twitter (a)
JusticeDemWatch on Twitter (a)
Foe To Princes on Twitter (a)
Chanteezy on Twitter (a)
MarkDistance on Twitter (a)
Purity for Thee on Twitter (a)
BidenHarrisBro on Twitter (a)
A store selling "#KHive Action Apparel" ran by Delarosa (a)
 
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#KHive and the Justice Democrats
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As I've mentioned, one of the things that defines #KHive is its opposition to anything right or left of Kween Kamala, and the cult-like way it responds to any criticism of Kween Kamala. Of course, this meant that it would soon come into conflict with the sorts of people on Twitter who have 🌹 and 🌅 smilies in their bios (more on the spedfight between #KHive and Sunrise later). One of these groups, called the Justice Democrats (a), has drawn the ire of #KHive more than most.

First, it's worth me giving a bit of background for those of us who don't autistically follow US politics. According to the spergs at Conservapedia (a), "Justice Democrats is a totalitarian fascist and racist organization that seeks to infiltrate and control the Democratic party". To translate, they're a leftist PAC founded by Cenk Uygur and a bunch of other autists from the Democratic Socialists of America who try and get leftist Congresscritters elected, and they were responsible for getting AOC elected. #KHive being what it is, it obviously views them as next to Hitler:
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Of course, this wasn't the first time #KHive, or even this account, played the anti-Semitism card in connection with Justice Democrats, which is quite ironic given its members are known for supporting a Jew:
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In case you hadn't worked it out, #KHive is very fond of Our Greatest Ally™.

However, their jihad against the Justice Dems didn't just stop at Israel, but continued when #KHive discovered, much to its surprise, that leftists tend to dislike neoliberals, including God-Empress Kamala:
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Of course, everything inevitably comes back to славная Родина-мать:
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It's also worth noting that #KHive, in the sort of conspiracism you'd expect from boomers:
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managed to declare that the Sunrise Movement (a) is run by the JD's because their logos look similar (a):
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And of course, we can also learn that two socialist movements, one of which was literally founded to campaign for the Green New Deal, are "far-right" now because they don't agree with St Kamala:
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I also found this incredibly exceptional account (a), with an incredibly exceptional bio to match:
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This guy's too retarded for me to go through everything he said and archive it, so I'll just leave you with this screenshot which, I think, sums up that whole account:
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All I'll say is this; if I was a KGB boss and I found out that I'd managed to accidentally buy Ilhan Omar's loyalty, I'd be wondering where I could go and get a refund.
 
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Fetish Roulette said:
I've always been of the opinion that the #KHive are the most unbearably retarded faction of political activists on the Internet. At least the Justice Dems and Bernie Bros can make the argument that they're anti-establishment.
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Seriously. You're political activists for...neoliberal globohomo?
I don't think they need your help.

And the name khive is retarded because one, she's the vice president not the "queen bee" and two, it's either that or you're tacitly admitting that Biden isn't in control. Which we knew, but it makes all that 😭 about DRUMPHITLER'S RUSSIAN SHADOW GOVERNMENT look a little bit dishonest.
 
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