#KHive - Blue Anon on Steroids

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
#KHive and the Sunrise Movement
As I've pointed out in this very thread, the cat ladies and wine mums of #KHive have a loathing for anything other than the neoliberalism of Kween Kamala. It therefore stands to reason that one of the first groups they'd get into a sped fight with are the very online and very leftist zoomers at Sunrise.

Again, it's worth me explaining what exactly Sunrise is before I show you how #KHive responds to it. Depending on who you ask, Sunrise either "targets suburban white adolescents for indoctrination with radical and even violent Cultural Marxist theory to advance ideals such as gay marriage, the Green New Deal, Medicare for All, slave reparations, Abolish ICE, Defund the Police, and [a] violent uprising to achieve racial, social, and 'climate justice'" (Conservapedia) or is "a movement to stop climate change and create millions of good-paying jobs in the process" (their website). They're known for being a bit culty as @NoReturn has pointed out elsewhere - cases in point, their "climate rituals" and the way they run houses for their members to stay in, but on the other hand they, unlike #KHive, actually stand for something. Obviously, such silly concepts as "ideology" are anathema to #KHive, and so the inevitable slapfight began:
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I am as surprised as you are to learn that an organisation founded in 2017 has been planning to "undermine Nancy Pelosi from 2016-2018".
Needless to say, LeftSplintered uses this to continue his crusade against AOC:
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As per KeyWiki (a), Momentum did train Sunrise, but I have my doubts that they caused a wildfire in Cali just so they could be a nuisance in Nancy Pelosi's office.
LeftSplintered also wrote a 🧩 "Open Letter to the Justice Democrats" (a) which included these remarks:
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But enough of LeftSplintered. Let's see what the other KHive cows have to say about a movement as worthy of lolcowdom as themselves:
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#KHive is still surprised at the fact that left-wingers tend not to like neoliberals. Of course, a member of #KHive, and a God's Chosen™ member at that, couldn't leave it there:
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I would have more sympathy for this line of argument if it didn't come from someone who essentially leads a cult of personality of her own.

Take a drink every time you hear "Russia":
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Or, alternatively, don't. We're here to laugh at Kamala Harris' cult members, not develop cirrhosis of the liver.

I have absolutely no idea what this is meant to be a reference to so I'll end this post on this note of pure, uncut autism:
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This is just a thread of twitter addicted people with no friends schnitzel posting. Yet I cant read any of the tweets because they are said schnitzel babel, its just fucking meaningless unless I were wrap myself up in their world.
 
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This is just a thread of twitter addicted people with no friends schnitzel posting. Yet I cant read any of the tweets because they are said schnitzel babel, its just fucking meaningless unless I were wrap myself up in their world.
Oh I understand what they're saying, it's just absolutely pants shitting insane.
 
#KHive and A-logging:
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They literally do it for free.

As I've mentioned throughout this thread, #KHive is known for responding to any criticism of their God-Empress Kamala with what would be called "targeted harassment" if the right did it. Unfortunately for #KHive, the way they talk about responding to any sort of anti-Kween Kamala sentiment makes them seem less like a mass movement set up to defend Our Western Liberal Values™ and more like a crappier version of the Jewish Internet Defence Force. Case in point:
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Much like Ben "Please Notice Me, Alexandria" Shapiro, #KHive thinks that using "truth and facts" on its opponents means that it isn't actually A-logging:
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Of course, once your FACTS and LOGIC fail to work, there's always ad hominems:
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or, simply, calling for the deaths of anyone to the left of St Kamala:
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#KHive are also :neckbeard: s, because of course they are:
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and are under the impression they can order Bernie around:
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Of course, no collection of #KHive A-logs would be complete without a contribution from @LeftSplintered:
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or his orbiters:
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Imagine being this fucking dedicated to defending the liberal establishment. I lean to the right on certain issues, but I would never show this sort of dedication to anyone in the conservative establishment, hell I wouldn't be this dedicated to someone like Rand Paul, Donald Trump or Ron DeSantis.
 
For as much as people bitched about Trump being a celebrity who turned polititian, treating polititians like celebrities is infinitely worse.
When you really think about it, politicians and celebrities are no different from each other.

They are both attention-seeking whores that think their shit doesn't stink (even though it does) and their opinion actually matters (even though it really doesn't). Yet drooling retards put them on a higher standard as if they are something to strive for.
 
Imagine being this fucking dedicated to defending the liberal establishment. I lean to the right on certain issues, but I would never show this sort of dedication to anyone in the conservative establishment, hell I wouldn't be this dedicated to someone like Rand Paul, Donald Trump or Ron DeSantis.
Hell, by the standards of the modern spectrum, I'd describe myself as far right. I still wouldn't spend all of that time hero-worshipping some politician. This really is just thedonald.win for people who think they're too smart to get drawn in by the lies of thedonald.win.
 
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