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#KHive and the Sunrise Movement
As I've pointed out in this very thread, the cat ladies and wine mums of #KHive have a loathing for anything other than the neoliberalism of Kween Kamala. It therefore stands to reason that one of the first groups they'd get into a sped fight with are the very online and very leftist zoomers at Sunrise.
Again, it's worth me explaining what exactly Sunrise is before I show you how #KHive responds to it. Depending on who you ask, Sunrise either "targets suburban white adolescents for indoctrination with radical and even violent Cultural Marxist theory to advance ideals such as gay marriage, the Green New Deal, Medicare for All, slave reparations, Abolish ICE, Defund the Police, and [a] violent uprising to achieve racial, social, and 'climate justice'" (Conservapedia) or is "a movement to stop climate change and create millions of good-paying jobs in the process" (their website). They're known for being a bit culty as @NoReturn has pointed out elsewhere - cases in point, their "climate rituals" and the way they run houses for their members to stay in, but on the other hand they, unlike #KHive, actually stand for something. Obviously, such silly concepts as "ideology" are anathema to #KHive, and so the inevitable slapfight began:
I am as surprised as you are to learn that an organisation founded in 2017 has been planning to "undermine Nancy Pelosi from 2016-2018".
Needless to say, LeftSplintered uses this to continue his crusade against AOC:
As per KeyWiki (a), Momentum did train Sunrise, but I have my doubts that they caused a wildfire in Cali just so they could be a nuisance in Nancy Pelosi's office.
LeftSplintered also wrote a
"Open Letter to the Justice Democrats" (a) which included these remarks:

But enough of LeftSplintered. Let's see what the other KHive cows have to say about a movement as worthy of lolcowdom as themselves:
#KHive is still surprised at the fact that left-wingers tend not to like neoliberals. Of course, a member of #KHive, and a God's Chosen™ member at that, couldn't leave it there:
I would have more sympathy for this line of argument if it didn't come from someone who essentially leads a cult of personality of her own.
Take a drink every time you hear "Russia":
Or, alternatively, don't. We're here to laugh at Kamala Harris' cult members, not develop cirrhosis of the liver.
I have absolutely no idea what this is meant to be a reference to so I'll end this post on this note of pure, uncut autism:
As I've pointed out in this very thread, the cat ladies and wine mums of #KHive have a loathing for anything other than the neoliberalism of Kween Kamala. It therefore stands to reason that one of the first groups they'd get into a sped fight with are the very online and very leftist zoomers at Sunrise.
Again, it's worth me explaining what exactly Sunrise is before I show you how #KHive responds to it. Depending on who you ask, Sunrise either "targets suburban white adolescents for indoctrination with radical and even violent Cultural Marxist theory to advance ideals such as gay marriage, the Green New Deal, Medicare for All, slave reparations, Abolish ICE, Defund the Police, and [a] violent uprising to achieve racial, social, and 'climate justice'" (Conservapedia) or is "a movement to stop climate change and create millions of good-paying jobs in the process" (their website). They're known for being a bit culty as @NoReturn has pointed out elsewhere - cases in point, their "climate rituals" and the way they run houses for their members to stay in, but on the other hand they, unlike #KHive, actually stand for something. Obviously, such silly concepts as "ideology" are anathema to #KHive, and so the inevitable slapfight began:
I am as surprised as you are to learn that an organisation founded in 2017 has been planning to "undermine Nancy Pelosi from 2016-2018".
Needless to say, LeftSplintered uses this to continue his crusade against AOC:
As per KeyWiki (a), Momentum did train Sunrise, but I have my doubts that they caused a wildfire in Cali just so they could be a nuisance in Nancy Pelosi's office.
LeftSplintered also wrote a





But enough of LeftSplintered. Let's see what the other KHive cows have to say about a movement as worthy of lolcowdom as themselves:
#KHive is still surprised at the fact that left-wingers tend not to like neoliberals. Of course, a member of #KHive, and a God's Chosen™ member at that, couldn't leave it there:
I would have more sympathy for this line of argument if it didn't come from someone who essentially leads a cult of personality of her own.
Take a drink every time you hear "Russia":
Or, alternatively, don't. We're here to laugh at Kamala Harris' cult members, not develop cirrhosis of the liver.
I have absolutely no idea what this is meant to be a reference to so I'll end this post on this note of pure, uncut autism: