Careercow Kidd Bandit / Joseph Bryan Nuguid / Aveline Nuguid - Filipino Fatass turned Tranny Anime Cosplaying Wrestler, "The Protagonist of Professional Wrestling", Wrestled Jim Sterling, Proof that wrestling can become even faggier

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Is that him on the right? Because if so, he's not playing bass. You can see it's a six string (which they do make six-string bass guitars, but it very uncommon) and you can see/hear him playing the arpeggios in the bridge.

If he's off-screen and to the left then lmfao at whoever filmed this deliberately keeping him out of frame for this shot. Pretty atrocious cover. You can hear the guitarist fucking up the chord progression.
 
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Harm said:
Is that him on the right? Because if so, he's not playing bass. You can see it's a six string (which they do make six-string bass guitars, but it very uncommon) and you can see/hear him playing the arpeggios in the bridge.

If he's off-screen and to the left then lmfao at whoever filmed this deliberately keeping him out of frame for this shot. Pretty atrocious cover. You can hear the guitarist fucking up the chord progression.
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That’s him on the right. It’s pretty obvious to tell what Kidd Bandit looks like due to his shitty dyed hair
 
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That’s him on the right. It’s pretty obvious to tell what Kidd Bandit looks like due to his shitty dyed hair
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Thank you, I've deliberately avoided seeing too many photos of this dude so I didn't clock him.

Then yeah, that's a six-string electric guitar and he's a garbo guitarist. How do you fuck up "Fat Lip" by Sum 41? It's not like it's got the "In Too Deep" guitar solo or intro riff that needs some finesse, it's literally baby's first punk cover alongside "Brain Stew" by Green Day.
 
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I hate that Joe Hendry (note: I do not hate Joe Hendry, I believe in him) has suddenly turned all of these half-assed wrestlers into half-assed musicians as well. Not talking about Elijah, but talentless fucks like Butt Bandit will try to imitate the current popular thing for attention.
 
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Harm said:
Then yeah, that's a six-string electric guitar and he's a garbo guitarist. How do you fuck up "Fat Lip" by Sum 41?
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He's clearly more into the theatrics of play rock than caring if he's playing well. I don't even think they even rehearsed, or even tried to get the rhythm and just playing chords because it's "metal." I've seen plenty of acts and listened to plenty of underground bands, and usually the ones that sucked were ones that had to make huge spectacles of themselves rather than the music sounding alright.
 
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I hate that Joe Hendry (note: I do not hate Joe Hendry, I believe in him) has suddenly turned all of these half-assed wrestlers into half-assed musicians as well. Not talking about Elijah, but talentless fucks like Butt Bandit will try to imitate the current popular thing for attention.
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Joe Henry isn’t even the first to sing his own theme song. It goes all the way back to the 80s when Wrestling started to use theme songs for Wrestler entrances. One of the earliest if not the first was the Freebirds who’s whole gimmick was that they were glam rockers, then in the 90s you had Jeff Jarrett when he was first in the WWF having a whole gimmick of being a country musician who would sing in the ring (although I believe it was revealed to have been lip-synced), and then of course in the early 2000s you had John Cena during his Thuganomics gimmick rapping to the ring and even released a rap album that had some popularity. Joe Hendry definitely did bring a new wave of popularity for wrestlers singing their own theme songs or doing music stuff.
 
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Harm said:
You can see it's a six string
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Specifically a JS1000 (discontinued Joe Satriani signature). Ironic that he's taking a shit on stage using the guitar of one of the most technically competent guitarists (pre-tiktok).

But @Ibanez RG 350EX can breathe a sigh of relief to not have to change his name and burn himself.
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which they do make six-string bass guitars, but it very uncommon
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We all wish they were uncommon, but sadly they are all too common anymore. Though I will admit that the Fender Bass VI is actually kinda fun.
 
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Specifically a JS1000 (discontinued Joe Satriani signature). Ironic that he's taking a shit on stage using the guitar of one of the most technically competent guitarists (pre-tiktok).
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What a fucking retard. Buying a shredder's guitar so they can botch power chords? Are you kidding me? It's the classic trope of the guy with the super expensive guitar showing up for an audition just so he can barely play the "Enter Sandman" riff.

Canuck Breaker said:
We all wish they were uncommon, but sadly they are all too common anymore. Though I will admit that the Fender Bass VI is actually kinda fun.
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I've been meaning to pick one up for a few years now, but instead setting it up so that the extra two strings add back the high B and E strings of a six-sting rather than adding lower and lower bass strings. It'd be fun to more easily play in unison and harmony with a guitarist that way. That's getting into off-topic bass sperging, though.
 
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I think we need a bleeding ear emote sticker.
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Kidd Bandit decided to give us another selfie with a shit ton of face filters again.
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He also has shown himself to be a big fan of The Acolyte and says that everyone who criticizes it is a dudebro or a influencer grifter even though the only reason he really likes the Acolyte is because of all the lesbians and troons like PhilosophyTube being in it. He also believes that the show will be exonerated the same way that the Prequels were (don't tell him that people still criticize the prequels for various reasons).
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