Careercow Kidd Bandit / Joseph Bryan Nuguid / Aveline Nuguid - Filipino Fatass turned Tranny Anime Cosplaying Wrestler, "The Protagonist of Professional Wrestling", Wrestled Jim Sterling, Proof that wrestling can become even faggier

[Xev]

He already has a vagina on his gunt, does he really need another?

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Whenever there's selfies that Joey takes with people I always notice it's 2 types of people who do it, fatass slobs that look like troon chasers (If they aren't troon chasers which I imagine 99% of them are), and dangerhair obese women and troons. Okay that's 3 types of people but it is the kind of audience that Joey cultivated so it's not a surprise.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So some Charli XCX Billboard got vandalized and some diehard Kidd Bandit fan claims that he did it, but I don't 100% believe it he might just be pulling the shit.

This fan is a staunch hater of WWE over some politics bullshit while at the same time is a diehard AEW supporter.

 

[Lick the Ball]

ValPancakes is another giant cow. Morbidly obese, posts nudes, screams about "small fat" privilege, etc. Fitting.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

ValPancakes is another giant cow. Morbidly obese, posts nudes, screams about "small fat" privilege, etc. Fitting.

I assume that ValPancakes is Ultra Oak since I have never heard of that name.

 

[S.C Malthus]

I assume that ValPancakes is Ultra Oak since I have never heard of that name.

Nah, Val Pancake is Val Pancake. One of Joey's fans who posted a selfie with them.

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Spoiler: She is fat and you woukd not have sex with her

 

[A-Stump]

Nah, Val Pancake is Val Pancake. One of Joey's fans who posted a selfie with them.

Spoiler: She is fat and you woukd not have sex with her

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Please amend your spoiler to read 'She is EXTREMELY fat'

Thanks

 

[S.C Malthus]

Please amend your spoiler to read 'She is EXTREMELY fat'

Thanks

hey, you're the one who saw the warning on the tin and took a "don't tell me what I would or would not have sex with" attitude and opened it anyways.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Nah, Val Pancake is Val Pancake. One of Joey's fans who posted a selfie with them.

Spoiler: She is fat and you woukd not have sex with her

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Null’s dream girlfriend

 

[chiropractic gynecologist]

Spoiler: She is fat and you woukd not have sex with her

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not only is she fat but shes ugly too

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

He decided to appear at some wrestling convention meetup for some joshi wrestling group.

We also have his fanatic troon chasers simping for him and hoping that he gets more events.

And finally we have him wearing the Bruce Lee/kill bill outfit at the Divas and drag event.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

It's Bruce Lee's from Enter The Dragon, I think. Kill Bill just pays homage to it.

 

[jthtgrw33]

So, for the non wrestling fans out there scrolling this thread, WrestleMania weekend is pretty much independent wrestling heaven. Fans pretty much come around the world to attend, and theirs a large level of indies that run the weekend trying to catch the wave and make bank. GCW is running "The Collective" to help a lot of the larger indies/Japan promotions like DDT, TJPW, etc, as well as run their local events/Janela's and Barnett's events.

That's why you see Kidd, or really any indie wrestler that isn't signed by WWE or AEW taking 2-3+ matches and 3-4 appearances through merch signings, autographs, etc in 4 days, with some people getting 6+ matches in the same span (I think a lot of joshi's and WWE ID people are doing that, payments are really good this weekend so maximize value and get tape out there).

If you want to watch anything GOOD, I know both BloodSport was really great if you like MMA (Josh barnett's thing, think fake MMA but with a pro wrestling style) and tonight, Joey Janela’s Spring Break 9 at 10 pm est is pretty decent. If your willing to stay up till 3 am EST, Heels Have Eyes, WestSide Gunns promotion is pretty good as well. and then if you want LolCow's galore, Effy's Big Gay Brunch is on at 2 PM est Saturday.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So there's a bit of a lolcow crossover, as Game Show Lover/Wrestling Smark/Troon Robert Cyndi Seidelman wants Joey to cosplay as Samus.

For those of you unfamiliar with Robert here's a pic of what he looks like on a good day.

 

[Lick the Ball]

Jesus Christ I'm surprised his phone didn't melt with all those filters.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So today is the big day for Joey since Effy's Big Gay Brunch is going to start in a few hours.
While passing the time Joey has decided to tweet that he's totes an uncorporate wrestler who doesn't need any big chud-supporting promotions despite the fact that he literally got a wrestling career training for Cody Rhodes and tried out for AEW.

We also have him thinking that getting rid of trans rights is totes going to start the fascist dictatorship.

A video of him doing some moves with a sword while wearing a shit ton of makeup.

And probably the funniest thing, some troon chaser doing some photo op with Bandit, imagine actually putting yourself up to these pics.


By the way here's where the event is streaming if you guys want to see it https://baked.live/tv/wrestling2
And if you guys want to discuss it in the thread it's here https://kiwifarms.st/threads/effys-big-gay-brunch-10.217633/

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

What if the whole match is Zack Sabre Jr making Kidd Bandit into a honest woman

 

[dick brain]

I still can't get over the fact that this fag named himself Kid Bandit, like just name yourself Child Abductor at that point.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

I still can't get over the fact that this fag named himself Kid Bandit, like just name yourself Child Abductor at that point.

As mentioned before, According to Joey he named himself Kidd Bandit because some trainer who likely didn't care for Joey thinking that he's hot shit already and pulling some bullshit kept calling him "Kid" while the Bandit came from him being high as fuck watching the King of The Hill Episode that had a racoon. Of course this could just be a fake explanation as Joey himself hates the name and supposedly wants to change it but can't because of how much stock he put into the name.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Joey's match is going on right now, he decided to come out dressed as Keanu Reeves' character from Cyberpunk 2077 and coming out to some shitty remix of the Evangelion theme.