Kidd Bandit Vs. Commander James Stephanie Sterling 2 - The Wrestling Rematch the World Has been waiting for.

[Rudolf's Friend]

Apparently during the event some fan of Bandit's gave him some hoodie to wear, and yeah he really does look like a monkey without the filters.

 

[Heem 'em all.]

Can you believe the church of England used to send armies to quell my people for being Catholic and now they let fags play grab ass in the middle of their churches.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Shocking twist: I wasn't the only deep cover agent in attendance, credits to BANNED N'WAH (temp'd for being bad, be back in a couple of weeks I think) and nice lady @Anne Hyroe for linking me to 4.8 GB of HD media from across the entire night (trigger warning; it's really fucking gay), the highlight has to be the sword fight.
I would directly attach it all but... 4.9 GB lol.

Apparently during the event some fan of Bandit's gave him some hoodie to wear, and yeah he really does look like a monkey without the filters.
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That reminds me I almost forgot; they held a raffle after the bouts, I didn't catch it because I was busy running the fuck away (which didn't do me much good cause it turns out it's currently gay sin month part 2 in L**ds because "corporate pride month" doesn't count? I'm not sure, L**ds is still extra gay for another month regardless).
The "prizes" seemed to be the various props used in the show; stuff like the bear's loin cloth/Kidd Bandit's freaky crawler robe/the broken bits of command-door I presume, the hall was immediately mostly emptied as everyone ran to the nearest boozers so some fanbois probably got decent hauls out of it, looks to be some weirdo idol culture stuff I reckon.
Extra bonus lore:

Yeah that's right, the gayest shit I've ever seen (so far) was slap-bang in the middle of the local paki ghetto.

 

[Ghostse]

Can you believe the church of England used to send armies to quell my people for being Catholic and now they let fags play grab ass in the middle of their churches.

I was going to say what these two troons have done to their bodies is nothing compared what they have done to that church.
Total fag death.

 

[squonken180]

Why are churches hosting tranny wrestling? shouldnt pretty much the entire audience and the performers burst into flames?

 

[Mound Dweller]

Why are churches hosting tranny wrestling?

Angl*canism was always a meme fake religion, but the venue isn't an active Church it was deconsecrated 1995.

 

[The Hungry African]

Fuck me. My friends and I were putting on better matches in our backyards when we were like 8.

 

[News Enjoyer]

Angl*canism was always a meme fake religion, but the venue isn't an active Church it was deconsecrated 1995.
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If it wasn't deconsecrated before it sure as hell is now.

 

[Looney Troons]

Digital Homicide should have won

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Honestly yea, looks depressing and empty, still looks better than creator clash 3 would have been. I would say I would have gone and had a good time too but I think I would have been fucking kicked out for laughing during the part of Jim's intro that I can only describe as 'retard having a sperg out because he accidentally did one too many bing bings wahoos and it cost him the speedrun record and so is now smashing his n64 by jumping on it'. I'm just surprised that Jim managed to get through it without having to stop to tell people how much of a brave disabled trans womxn of different ability he is halfway through, I would say he's getting better but well I have eyes so. I do love that (even in jest) the crowd is booing Jim, it's like if the thread was all there. You know, as much as I find him an obnoxious hypocritical cunt that honestly deserves his downfall, I'm glad at the very least that he still does dumb shit like this. Yea ok maybe it's just some fat cunt in a bin bag walking around a platform larping, but that's more interesting than what most people in his situation would do, ie quitting and never being seen again. At least this is interesting, unlike the past year of videos.

For as bad as it is, jesus fucking christ a tenner for a single rum and coke is the worst part of the entire event. £10 for at most 50ml of rum, or just go to the nearest tesco and get a litre for £20. Fuck the 'oh the poor church there's two trannies dry humping each other in there', the greed is the real sin.

 

[Captain Dipshit]

The irony of Jim using a wheelchair lately and then wrestling is really something

 

[cleanerfromvenus]

two ugly men in drag fighting for entertaining is very british.

 

[Xev]

I don't believe anyone in that crowd is rich, just stupid and in credit card debt.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Digital Homicide should have won

Tag team weapons match with trannies vs the heel Romaine brothers, Id watch it.

 

[Poop A Loop]

Now make a mosque host one.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So more clips have been found due to a Kidd Bandit fan uploading them, first The Barbed Wire Shark Plushie/Blahaj made a return.

We have the lightsaber duel which when I first heard about this I thought it was plastic lightsabers but nah it was just kendo sticks with Jim acting like he got hurt. I love how the commentator refers to it as "Cinema".

We got some more sick movez from Joey.

And finally we got Joey cutting a promo while wrestling.