Kill one person, bring one back

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Kill Jay Z. Bring Back Marvin Gaye.
Kill Chris Brown. Bring back Robert Johnson.
Kill Kirk Douglas. Bring back James Dean.
Kill Kanye West. Bring back Tupac.
 
The one rule to this deal is you can't just kill a shitty person to bring back a good person unless they vaguely have something in common...
They both make me laugh so they have that in common.

edit: Dad wasn’t exactly a fan of brown people either, just like Phil.
 
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Kill a random african warlord, bring one of your family members you miss a lot back.
 
Kill: One of my former bosses. Fucking asshole.

Bring back: Michael Jackson, because his record label is ruining his legacy. I also want him to open a Twitter account.
 
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