Kill one person, bring one back

[UnKillFill]

Kill Webster and bring back Gary Coleman.

 

[Hummingbird]

Kill Michelle Wolf, bring back Gilda Radner.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Bring back William Atchison so I can kill him.

 

[Coldgrip]

Kill the person above me, bring them back so they know what death is like.

 

[Hummingbird]

Kill Franchesca Ramsey, bring Martin Luther King Jr.

 

[Hummingbird]

Kill Terry Goodkind, bring back Douglas Adams.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Kill that annoying fat Bobby whatever his name is guy from SNL and bring back John Belushi.
Kill one of the Jersey Shore actors. Bring back River Phoenix.

 

[Carlos Thin]

I tried to make my list generally an eye for an eye

Kill James Belushi, bring back John
Kill Kevin Hart, bring back Patrice O'Neal
Kill Kevin James, bring back John Candy
Kill Andy Dick, bring back Phil Hartman
Kill Judd Apatow, bring back John Hughes

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Kill Daniel Tosh. Bring back Greg Giraldo.
Kill Dane Cook. Bring back Mitch Hedberg.
Kill Carlos Mencia. Bring back Bill Hicks.
Kill Gallagher. Bring back Richard Jeni.

 

[AnOminous]

Kill Daniel Tosh. Bring back Greg Giraldo.
Kill Dane Cook. Bring back Mitch Hedberg.
Kill Carlos Mencia. Bring back Bill Hicks.
Kill Gallagher. Bring back Richard Jeni.

This but Mencia is already dead in any way that matters.

Kill Denis Leary instead, for stealing Bill Hicks's routine.

 

[Hummingbird]

Kill Hari Kondabolu, bring back Richard Pryor. (Can you believe people actually compare Hari to Richard?)

 

[Emperor Julian]

Kill Rupert Murdoch, Bring back george martin when he inevitably dies before finishing those fucking books.

 

[Hummingbird]

Kill Brian Michael Bendis, Bringing back Jack Kirby

 

[Carlos Thin]

Kill Rupert Murdoch, Bring back george martin when he inevitably dies before finishing those fucking books.

Kill George RR Martin, bring back JRR Tolkien

 

[Jarilo182]

Kill toopoor, revive Lil Peep.

I got an A-Log rating in Layla's thread for saying this.

 

[UnKillFill]

Kill JK Rowling to bring back Alan Rickman.

Oh, and kill off Hayden Christensen to bring back Christopher Lee.

 

[Hummingbird]

Say, do fictional characters count in this game?

 

[UnKillFill]

Say, do fictional characters count in this game?

I mean, the first post in this thread was technically 2 fictional characters... I'd say go for it.

 

[Sundae]

Kill George Soros (because that fucker is evil incarnate).

Bring back Bob Ross (the world needs more men like him).

 

[Powerdrilldo]

kill the entire band of Nickleback to bring back my childhood dog with every band members years of life stacked onto my dogs so he can live comfortably for a long ass time.