Kill one person, bring one back

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Kill Xi Jinping, resurrect Kim Il-Sung.

Xi Jinping's death is, in all likelihood, a minor inconvenience that China has contingencies in place for. They will appoint someone new that thinks exactly the same, and nothing much will change on that front.

Meanwhile, civil war breaks out in North Korea between Il-Sung loyalists and Jong Un loyalists. China picks up on Il-Sung's return from the dead, connects the dots with Dear Leader's unexpected death, and goes to war as retaliation. This culminates in localized nuclear armageddon as North Korea launches their entire nuclear arsenal at every major city in China when they inevitably get invaded, and China nukes Pyongyang.
 
pedo joe biden, kameltoe harris, nancy pelosi, bill gates, AOC, barack hussein obama, hilary clinton, bill clinton; just the ones I can name off the top of my head; and bring back Kentaro Miura.

His life was worth more than all of these fucks entire existences combined, 100000x over.
 
Yeah, fuck it, I'll make it two instead.
Kill George Bush, bring back Osama Bin Laden and kill Bill Clinton, bring back Bill Cosby.
 
Troonologist PhD said:
Joe Biden would kill Hunter to bring back Beau.
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Who would blame him for that? Gonna be awkward for Beau when he finds out about his wife, though...

Every single DC & Marvel writer in return for Kentaro Miura. I hope that is enough... I feel like I might be seriously shortchanging the mysterious force allowing me to do this.
 
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