Kill one person, bring one back

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Kill Bill Maher, bring back Norm Macdonald.

Sacrifice both Amy Schumer and Bill Maher at the same time to bring back Norm so he'll never die again.

 

[MemoriesOfMemphis]

Kill the Queen, bring back Diana.

 

[UnKillFill]

Kill beauty parlor, bring back this thread.

 

[AnOminous]

Kill Boogie, then bring Boogie back, so you can kill him again.

 

[Kandinsky]

Kill South Korean sharpshooter Kim Yeji and bring back American pioneer sharpshooter Annie Oakley! I love her. She was so self sufficient and solution oriented. Annie taught herself how to shoot and bought back her family’s farm (that they lost after her stepfather died and it went belly up; her father died years prior) with the money she earned from the pelts she sold. She is one of my spirit animals. She didn’t take shit lying down and she kept pushing forward, even in the most adverse circumstances.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Kill Chuck Wendig to bring Harlan Ellison back

 

[The Cunting Death]

Myself

An actual good poster here

 

[LonesomeDud]

Kill my long-suffering addict relative, bring back my grandpa as a young healthy guy.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Kill Boogie2988. Bring Back Paul Harrell.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Kill Rachel Maddow, bring back Bill Hicks.

Kill Boogie, then bring Boogie back, so you can kill him again.

That's the kind of entertainment I like on this site.