Kill one person, bring one back

[UnKillFill]

Kill Xi Jinping (Winnie the Flu) bring back Paul Winchill

 

[Mr Himmler]

Kill Donald Trump (shitty beta caesar), bring back Douglas MacArthur (true American Caesar)

Kill Vladimir Putin, bring back RASputin

 

[Stormy Daniel's Lawyer]

Kill Stephen Colbert, bring back Don Rickles

 

[AnOminous]

Kill Donald Trump (shitty beta caesar), bring back Douglas MacArthur (true American Caesar)

Kill Vladimir Putin, bring back RASputin

Douglas MacArthur would have nuked China. No Cultural Revolution. No CCP. Better alternate timeline than the one we're on? We'll never know.

 

[Mr Himmler]

Douglas MacArthur would have nuked China. No Cultural Revolution. No CCP. Better alternate timeline than the one we're on? We'll never know.

Untrue, Douglas MacArthur did not approve of the use of nuclear weapons. He was a soldier, he sought to minimize civilian casualties. Douglas MacArthur was a complex man.

 

[Baguette Child]

Kill Hillary Clinton, bring back my dog.

They're both bitches but at least my dog isn't an incompetent, murderous piece of shit.

 

[Large]

The industrial revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
Kill fucking everyone except Ted Kaczynski, bring back a lot of ancient hunter-gatherers.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Kill the idiots writing Gotham high and bring back Bob Kane and bill finger

Kill brain kibblesmith for snowflake and safeapace and bring back stan lee

 

[UnKillFill]

Kill: Butch Hartman. Bring back: Phil Hartman.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Bill Gates to bring back my dead cousin

 

[Rand /pol/]

Kill @HeyYou and bring back @Corrugated Daffodils. Kill @Thomas Paine and bring back @Cinderblock.

 

[Thomas Paine]

Kill @HeyYou and bring back @Corrugated Daffodils. Kill @Thomas Paine and bring back @Cinderblock.

Kill yourself, bring back Sneasal

 

[Sundae]

Kill Bill Gates, bring back Nikola Tesla.

Kill Bernie Sanders, bring back George Patton.

And finally, kill George Soros, bring back Vlad the Implader.

 

[AnOminous]

Kill Dax Herrera, bring back Dick Masterson.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

kill Sean White, bring back Malcolm X.
kill Bill Gates, bring back Rodney Dangerfield.

 

[Orion Balls]

Fuck it, I'm sentimental. Kill Yves Carreau; bring back Chef Len.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Nancy Pelosi, I'd kill 1000 times over, and bring back a random innocent victim who was senselessly killed when they didn't have to be. Anyone like that.

Literally anyone's life is more valuable than Pelosi's.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Kill Soros to bring back the grandpa I never met

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Kill some cracker, bring back Big Floyd

 

[AnOminous]

Nancy Pelosi, I'd kill 1000 times over, and bring back a random innocent victim who was senselessly killed when they didn't have to be. Anyone like that.

Literally anyone's life is more valuable than Pelosi's.

Not Dianne Feinstein's.