Kill one person, bring one back

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Leonard Lake would torture and kill Uncle Phil in a jealous rage after he seen Uncle Phil give Charles Ng a blowjob. Although Uncle Phil kinda got revenge in the end as he bite off Ng's cock as he was being killed.
 
Kill Adam Sandler, bring back Chris Farley.
Kill Dan Aykroyd, bring back Harold Ramis.
Kill Troye Sivan, bring back Elliott Smith.
Kill Andrew Zimmern, bring back Anthony Bourdain.
Kill Jonah Hill, bring back Anton Yelchin.
 
Kill Ryan Murphy, bring back Olivia de Havilland
Kill either Olsen twin, bring back Diana Serra Cary/Baby Peggy (and give her said Olsen twin’s wealth)
Kill Cardi B, bring back Vera Lynn


I’m sorry, I’m very bitter about what this year brought.
 
Okay, when we bring them back will it be like how it was in Jumanji when they’re sent back to when before they played the game or whatever?
 
Kill Biden to bring back my old cat.

Also kill Bob Ignor bring back Walt Disney. Becuase Walt Disney would not be kissing China's ass like Bob.

I would kill Mark Ruffalo to bring back Jerry Doyle.
 
kill donald trump...hear me out!....and bring back Teddy Fucking Roosevelt and remove term limits so he can show old man joe what a real president is like.
 
Kill George R. R. Martin, bring back Robert Jordan

Kill Richard Dawkins, bring back C.S. Lewis

Kill Wayne LaPierre, bring back Jeff Cooper

Kill George W. Bush, bring back Barry Goldwater

Kill Amy Schumer, bring back Sam Kinison

Kill Stephen King, bring back Michael Crichton
(all of this is hypothetical and I would never act on any of them)
 
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