Killstream The Movie - The Ralphamovie, featuring May in a bikini

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A bit blurry, but this is one of the best Ralph side-by-sides we've gotten in a while.
I like how his skinny legs and signature bifurcated tummy make his shirt flare out like a little parachute.
Alternative film title; "37 Years a Pig"
Gunt Will Hunting
Leaving Las Vegas
Gunt With The Wind
Raging Pig
The Guntfather
All The Pretty Horses
Fear and Loathing In Every Aspect of My Life
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I like how his skinny legs and signature bifurcated tummy make his shirt flare out like a little parachute.

Gunt Will Hunting
Leaving Las Vegas
Gunt With The Wind
Raging Pig
The Guntfather
All The Pretty Horses

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The Memphis Micro Redemption
No Country for Ethan Ralph
3:10 to Mérida
District Gunt
Rape It Ralph!
Gunt in Boots 2: The Last Xanax
 
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Sorry for beating a dead horse, but this is why ayyyyyyylawging Ralph is stupid and pointless. He'll provide you with laughs exclusively by himself.
Someone who’s better at life than me could write “I’m my own a-log” to the tune of “I’m my own grandpa”:

I'm my own a-log
I'm my own a-log
It sounds corny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own a-log

I’m sure you could work all the various “familial” relations in too.
 
The movie had video from their wedding.

Wedding Reception at White Castle

Suspicious cut when talking about Ronnie

Good couple

Out of breath walking, struggles to get into car

Just a clip where he sounds like a fag

Creepy laugh after passing kid

Amanda police call

Worked alogs

Wedding plan

Talking about work (Harry ruined)

Ralphamaniacs dancing for Ethan
TLDW: Ethan complains about alogs the day before his wedding, eats, complains about Harry, eats, complains about Gator, eats, eats, wedding, eats, Ralphamania, eats, and then wraps it up by complaining about alogs.
 
The Memphis Micro Redemption
No Country for Ethan Ralph
3:10 to Mérida
District Gunt
Rape It Ralph!
Gunt in Boots 2: The Last Xanax
FaTtTassman
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Ethan
The Shape of Orbital Bone
Tears of the Gunt
The Men Who Stare at Pills
The Fatman Wears a Manpurse
Rebel Without an Audience
...and The Whale.
 
Lovely insight into the absolute state of the Ralphamale.

I'll give it a watch tomorrow, but judging by the comments:

He doesn't interact with Rozy.
Complete mess in terms of fitness.
Random Alogs and his in-laws live in his head rent free.
May is delusional.

Anything that falls out the above is invariably tacky, or like a US version of Phoenix Nights.
 
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The movie had video from their wedding.
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Wedding Reception at White Castle
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Suspicious cut when talking about Ronnie
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Good couple
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Out of breath walking, struggles to get into car
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Just a clip where he sounds like a fag
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Creepy laugh after passing kid
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Amanda police call
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Worked alogs
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Wedding plan
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Talking about work (Harry ruined)
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Ralphamaniacs dancing for Ethan
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TLDW: Ethan complains about alogs the day before his wedding, eats, complains about Harry, eats, complains about Gator, eats, eats, wedding, eats, Ralphamania, eats, and then wraps it up by complaining about alogs.
That last clip of Dick and Corrine dancing after Ralphamania. He's switched out the original audio. The one that was posted a couple months ago had Toto - Africa and you can hear Ralph laughing etc, but the new one is Girls Just Wants to Have Fun with a "stadium" kinda reverb filter thrown on top.



What else has he hired Industrial Light & Magic to retroactively change for him?

(I made this edit back then, which is why I remember)

 
like a US version of Phoenix Nights.
This resonates, well for me anyway, for quite a few of the Ralphamale's misadventures, from the Bowling tournament, right on down. Haven't watched the film yet, so can't add from that, but Ralphamania fits. Look at this clip from above. It's perfect for an American remake that actually gets Phoenix Nights right.

 
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