UN Kim Jong-Un could trigger the literal appocolypse - If it ain't Gwam thing, it's another.

And yet another reason as to why the Norks are idiots- They could potentially awaken a Supervolcano:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/robina...rigger-a-volcanic-supereruption/#3770e648d558
"Putting aside its mythology, it’s currently causing concern among volcanologists. Its storied geological history – which we’ll get into in just a tad – is so violent that even the notoriously secretive North Korean government has enlisted the help of British researchers to poke around a bit.

The rare international scientific collaboration revealed that the magma chamber plumbing system beneath this mountain is far from dead; seismic imaging suggests that it has a fiery soul that’s tens of kilometres across and several kilometres deep. Someday, all that magma is going to burst forth at the surface. The key question here, as always, is when?

Well, bizarrely, thanks to North Korea’s nuclear weapons program, it might be any day now. According to a separate study conducted over the last couple of years, the country’s underground weapons tests are sending powerful pressure waves towards Paektu’s massive magma chamber. This pressure is essentially being transferred to the magma, and at a certain point, it could cause the rock surrounding the partly liquid doom to crack, and thereby trigger an eruption."
 
Not for nothing, but that's just a normal volcano that's got two impressively explosive eruptions on its rap sheet. It is also located in the middle of nowhere.

So, if the Norks do make it explode, they might be responsible for staving off global warming for a year or two, rather than bringing about the end times.
 
Mt paektu is the legendary birthplace of Korea, it's also the place where the Kim's supposed birth at a small log house used as a anti Japanese guerrilla camp (he was actually born in Russia).

There's no limits to the irony of the world if this happens.
Oh fuck I didn't bother to read the article it's Mt Paektu hahaha holy shit that's perfect.
 
That's fucking retarded. Nuclear tests sending pressure to the core of the volcano? They honestly expect me to believe that? Pffft.

Occam's razor, fools.

Where does Kim Jong-Un live? North Korea. And how fat is Kim Jong-Un? There you go. That's what's causing the immense force.

Honestly, we don't have long.
 
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