💼 Careercow Kimberly Crawley - Autistic Game Developer and Creator of Hackers vs. Banksters

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Jaimas said:
For those who missed Kimberly Crawley's JPATG, I urge you to check it out. The game transcends ineptitude.
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This was worse than I remembered.

"At this point the choices I made have caused a game-over because HOW DARE YOU ALLOW HER TO GO OVER 99 POUNDS JAIMAS YOU MONSTER. Dipshit's anorexia causes her to collapse and the attack fails. Toronto Mistrust is not pronked and Tankboy is triggered, because Crowgirl crashed into slumber. By allowing her to eat that muffin, the game has become impossible, and it chastizes me for its character's complete inability to function. I say good riddance. The game then lies about its content, and I give it the finger as the game decides I need to remember that Crowgirl is a fucking mental-case."
 
Has she got schizoid personality disorder? I think she has a serious mental illness. Perhaps untreated?

Also what the fuck
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I was the Secretary of the Ontario Libertarian Party from about 1999 to 2000. I was 15 and 16 years old at the time. Seriously.

I grew up upper-middle class with a pathologically over-controlling mother who worked for a big corporate bank. In 1999, I discovered the political compass test online which Koch-funded groups use as a recruitment tool. Libertarian ideology spoke to me as a victim of child abuse who never lived with poverty. "Everyone should have the right to do anything they want without initiating force on others!" Mommy's constant force initiation traumatized me. Eventually, that led to my position with the Ontario Libertarian Party, which happened spontaneously when I attended a 1999 OLP "convention" which took place in a Mississauga hotel conference room.

By 2003, I was 19 and I left home to escape my mother's abuse. My mother was the breadwinner of my household, and she refused to financially help me in any way if I wouldn't live with every detail of my life under her control. I stayed at a homeless shelter in Hamilton, until I was able to go on Ontario Works (welfare) to move to my first apartment.

I learned very quickly that poverty sucks, and I couldn't get rich simply from hard work. I started to learn how unfair capitalism really is. By 2003, I became an NDP-supporting social democrat, and gradually my views went leftward. Now I'm definitely a socialist and anti-capitalism. Many years of poverty, losing crappy minimum-wage jobs, using food banks, losing homes after getting fired resulted in trauma which changed my worldview.

At age 33, I've disowned my mother and I no longer have any contact with her. Our political views are opposite as well.

I finally have a middle-class sort of income, which I have from writing about cybersecurity for various websites for a living. But I know very well that "well paid internet writer" is an incredibly difficult sort of job to get, especially since most internet writers are unpaid.

I continue to appreciate how unfair capitalism is when I compare my pay to my fiance's pay. He toils as a warehouse supervisor in a big box furniture retailer, being paid $13/hour to lift heavy things, drive across the province with furniture deliveries, and deal with abuse from both customers and his superiors. It sometimes only takes me an hour to research and write a 600 word article that I get paid $300 for, and I write several articles a week for that amount of money. And I don't even have to leave home to do it.

Now that I have an easily liveable income from my work, I also realize that I have the easiest job I've ever had. Seriously, I spend several hours a day surfing the web, and I'm left alone to my own devices. In minimum wage jobs over the years, I worked a hell of a lot harder, for longer, and my fucking bathroom breaks were timed to a clock.

There's definitely a negative correlation to how difficult a job is to how much it pays. The lowest paying jobs are by far the most difficult and abusive. Thanks capitalism!

I stopped being a libertarian in 2003, Chapo didn't do it. You're younger than me, but I'm happy that I'm not alone in going from (right) libertarian to socialist/Marxist.

I play a lot of JRPGs. But currently I'm playing The Witcher III, and a cheesy PSVita visual novel called Norn9: Var Commons.

Dragon Quest Builders, and Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls are in my backlog, and I've preordered Yakuza Kiwami, Utawarerumono: Mask of Truth, Danganronpa 3, Cyberdimension Neptunia: 4 Goddesses Online, and Blue Reflection.

I'm Crowgirl1984 on PSN.
 
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Medicated said:
Has she got schizoid personality disorder? I think she has a serious mental illness. Perhaps untreated?

Also what the fuck
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I was the Secretary of the Ontario Libertarian Party from about 1999 to 2000. I was 15 and 16 years old at the time. Seriously.

I grew up upper-middle class with a pathologically over-controlling mother who worked for a big corporate bank. In 1999, I discovered the political compass test online which Koch-funded groups use as a recruitment tool. Libertarian ideology spoke to me as a victim of child abuse who never lived with poverty. "Everyone should have the right to do anything they want without initiating force on others!" Mommy's constant force initiation traumatized me. Eventually, that led to my position with the Ontario Libertarian Party, which happened spontaneously when I attended a 1999 OLP "convention" which took place in a Mississauga hotel conference room.

By 2003, I was 19 and I left home to escape my mother's abuse. My mother was the breadwinner of my household, and she refused to financially help me in any way if I wouldn't live with every detail of my life under her control. I stayed at a homeless shelter in Hamilton, until I was able to go on Ontario Works (welfare) to move to my first apartment.

I learned very quickly that poverty sucks, and I couldn't get rich simply from hard work. I started to learn how unfair capitalism really is. By 2003, I became an NDP-supporting social democrat, and gradually my views went leftward. Now I'm definitely a socialist and anti-capitalism. Many years of poverty, losing crappy minimum-wage jobs, using food banks, losing homes after getting fired resulted in trauma which changed my worldview.

At age 33, I've disowned my mother and I no longer have any contact with her. Our political views are opposite as well.

I finally have a middle-class sort of income, which I have from writing about cybersecurity for various websites for a living. But I know very well that "well paid internet writer" is an incredibly difficult sort of job to get, especially since most internet writers are unpaid.

I continue to appreciate how unfair capitalism is when I compare my pay to my fiance's pay. He toils as a warehouse supervisor in a big box furniture retailer, being paid $13/hour to lift heavy things, drive across the province with furniture deliveries, and deal with abuse from both customers and his superiors. It sometimes only takes me an hour to research and write a 600 word article that I get paid $300 for, and I write several articles a week for that amount of money. And I don't even have to leave home to do it.

Now that I have an easily liveable income from my work, I also realize that I have the easiest job I've ever had. Seriously, I spend several hours a day surfing the web, and I'm left alone to my own devices. In minimum wage jobs over the years, I worked a hell of a lot harder, for longer, and my fucking bathroom breaks were timed to a clock.

There's definitely a negative correlation to how difficult a job is to how much it pays. The lowest paying jobs are by far the most difficult and abusive. Thanks capitalism!

I stopped being a libertarian in 2003, Chapo didn't do it. You're younger than me, but I'm happy that I'm not alone in going from (right) libertarian to socialist/Marxist.

I play a lot of JRPGs. But currently I'm playing The Witcher III, and a cheesy PSVita visual novel called Norn9: Var Commons.

Dragon Quest Builders, and Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls are in my backlog, and I've preordered Yakuza Kiwami, Utawarerumono: Mask of Truth, Danganronpa 3, Cyberdimension Neptunia: 4 Goddesses Online, and Blue Reflection.

I'm Crowgirl1984 on PSN.
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Definitely the schiz or a stimulant binge.

Also, the Ontario Libertarian Party is like 6 people who meet in some guy's basement and has repealing the ban on smoking in restaurants as they key plank in their platform.
 
vertexwindi said:
It's functional at least. It's both a tattoo and pussy/penis repellent.
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I'm reading through her stuff now.... she broke up with her old b/f? She's talking about seeing some musician who she's teaching socialism to. Also got lip and eyebrow piercings, just so she looked like a true hacker.

Dangerhair said:
Definitely the schiz or a stimulant binge.

Also, the Ontario Libertarian Party is like 6 people who meet in some guy's basement and has repealing the ban on smoking in restaurants as they key plank in their platform.
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I'm really liking the "Smash Capitalism! I love Rockstar energy drinks, Jamiroquai is my favorite, here are my favorite PS4 games, here's my gamertag."
 
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Has she got schizoid personality disorder? I think she has a serious mental illness. Perhaps untreated?

Also what the fuck
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I was the Secretary of the Ontario Libertarian Party from about 1999 to 2000. I was 15 and 16 years old at the time. Seriously.

I grew up upper-middle class with a pathologically over-controlling mother who worked for a big corporate bank. In 1999, I discovered the political compass test online which Koch-funded groups use as a recruitment tool. Libertarian ideology spoke to me as a victim of child abuse who never lived with poverty. "Everyone should have the right to do anything they want without initiating force on others!" Mommy's constant force initiation traumatized me. Eventually, that led to my position with the Ontario Libertarian Party, which happened spontaneously when I attended a 1999 OLP "convention" which took place in a Mississauga hotel conference room.

By 2003, I was 19 and I left home to escape my mother's abuse. My mother was the breadwinner of my household, and she refused to financially help me in any way if I wouldn't live with every detail of my life under her control. I stayed at a homeless shelter in Hamilton, until I was able to go on Ontario Works (welfare) to move to my first apartment.

I learned very quickly that poverty sucks, and I couldn't get rich simply from hard work. I started to learn how unfair capitalism really is. By 2003, I became an NDP-supporting social democrat, and gradually my views went leftward. Now I'm definitely a socialist and anti-capitalism. Many years of poverty, losing crappy minimum-wage jobs, using food banks, losing homes after getting fired resulted in trauma which changed my worldview.

At age 33, I've disowned my mother and I no longer have any contact with her. Our political views are opposite as well.

I finally have a middle-class sort of income, which I have from writing about cybersecurity for various websites for a living. But I know very well that "well paid internet writer" is an incredibly difficult sort of job to get, especially since most internet writers are unpaid.

I continue to appreciate how unfair capitalism is when I compare my pay to my fiance's pay. He toils as a warehouse supervisor in a big box furniture retailer, being paid $13/hour to lift heavy things, drive across the province with furniture deliveries, and deal with abuse from both customers and his superiors. It sometimes only takes me an hour to research and write a 600 word article that I get paid $300 for, and I write several articles a week for that amount of money. And I don't even have to leave home to do it.

Now that I have an easily liveable income from my work, I also realize that I have the easiest job I've ever had. Seriously, I spend several hours a day surfing the web, and I'm left alone to my own devices. In minimum wage jobs over the years, I worked a hell of a lot harder, for longer, and my fucking bathroom breaks were timed to a clock.

There's definitely a negative correlation to how difficult a job is to how much it pays. The lowest paying jobs are by far the most difficult and abusive. Thanks capitalism!

I stopped being a libertarian in 2003, Chapo didn't do it. You're younger than me, but I'm happy that I'm not alone in going from (right) libertarian to socialist/Marxist.

I play a lot of JRPGs. But currently I'm playing The Witcher III, and a cheesy PSVita visual novel called Norn9: Var Commons.

Dragon Quest Builders, and Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls are in my backlog, and I've preordered Yakuza Kiwami, Utawarerumono: Mask of Truth, Danganronpa 3, Cyberdimension Neptunia: 4 Goddesses Online, and Blue Reflection.

I'm Crowgirl1984 on PSN.
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Isn't this the Hyperdimension thing Chris is/was also sperging about?

c-no said:
Seeing as how Jaimas is playing this, I decided to try the routes he didn't go. Going to the mall within the game, I can't help but post this:
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In case one wonders, it's basically Hyperdimension Neptunia under a different name. There then are three used games to choose (Borderlands, GTA, and Dragon Age). Crowgirl is asked if she wants insurance and thinks thats a scam but the narrator brings up a sort of valid point in that if the game is scratched, she could trade it in. While Jaimas was told to balance PTSD and anorexia, the game store has you trying to convince crowgirl to buy disk insurance for $ 6.66 (get it?). Also, the only choice you get are two options of saying don't buy it. Makes sense because earlier in the beginning, Crowgirl said they only have 27 cents but she gets the game anyway so I don't know, maybe I'm paying much attention.
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Man, this entire thread is one big warning to dudes that want to date "quirky" nerd chicks, be careful what you wish for... This chick is like a trisomy 21 reject from a bad Mr. Robot spinoff.
 
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