King Charles has canswer

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Dec 20, 2023
oh no, moar canswer¡

After the uplifting news the King's bumbum is well, we are now saddened to hear of his diagnosis of canswer. We all wish him well and a speedy recovery. Even if he doesn't last much longer, he has still reigned longer than Lord Farquaad who was King for about a minute at most.
 
Oh man imagine hoping that your mom croaks so you can take over. she lives longer than worm grandma in spongebob and when you do take over like a half a year in your doc goes "BONG BONG cancer!". RIPARONI I'm hoping the next thing to come out of it is a revolution where the fritz get rid of royalty and makes a government thats not a joke (lets people have guns and knives)
 
I'm not surprised; I would imagine being inbred carries some increased risk of cancer.
 
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