Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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the face you make when your mead tastes good and puff is alive
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Spending hundreds of dollars and enough time tormenting a retard in Wyoming for it to be a full-time job to own the bog. Also, try to wrap your mind around the logic they have. Cobra stalks Ellen and therefore is an awful person who must face consequences. Also, it's totally fine to take out pages in the local newspaper taunting and harassing his stalking victim and her family. It just goes to show that the things they use as examples of cobra being an awful person are just excuses to justify harassing and tormenting him. Quit being a limp dick and acting like you're harassing a man because he said vile shit about some chick's miscarriage years ago and be honest. Just own it and tell the truth: you're a sadist who derives pleasure from harassing and tormenting people while safe behind your anonymity. They don't care about him being a piece of shit and the horrible things he did because they're just as guilty of the same or worse, it's just a way to justify their behavior to others and themselves by claiming "I'm not an unhinged lunatic, this is what he deserves! He once said he pissed on a deer!"
"Nobody should feel sympathy for Josh!" Well I didn't before but ironically, your unhinged behavior is making me feel sympathy for Josh
Walt and Angie let him, they use him for money and cigarettes while he is actively at their house and they don't give 2 shits about it while she lives with them, Cobra isn't much of a stalker if people are actively prohibiting it
 
Josh is correct about a lot of the people that watch him. These people really do go out of their way to pozload my negholep. "I have the power of exposing a retard that doesn't know I exist, to some locals that barely know that he exists, but I'm fighting the urge to do so and telling you about it."
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Just uh... stop watching
You know, I'm starting to get the feeling these subreddit fellas are some real jerks.
 
reddit has been an issue for lolcow antics recently for instance Cyraxx got away with a crime and gave him a win because of reddit new fags fucking with the cow.
The crime done because a redditor showed up at his house agitating him, it was all put into motion by reddit. These fags don't have anything in their lives they can do so they find the weirdo freaks on the internet and think that they can start a crusade against them.
 
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Also, try to wrap your mind around the logic they have. Cobra stalks Ellen and therefore is an awful person who must face consequences. Also, it's totally fine to take out pages in the local newspaper taunting and harassing his stalking victim and her family. It just goes to show that the things they use as examples of cobra being an awful person are just excuses to justify harassing and tormenting him.
It reminds me of the Daniel Larson subreddit where people will actively encourage his paranoid delusions with claims they are following him knowing he's schizophrenic then attempt to justify tormenting a severely mentally ill man by saying "Well he stalks Grace and sexts underaged trolls" like nigga Daniel is a sick fuck and you are tormenting a disabled person. Neither of you are good or moral people.
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Talks about how reddit sucks dick and comparisons to other cows aside, has anyone considered that it's within the realm of possibility that one of his family members gets him a new lizard?

IIRC, during the holidays, an uncle(?) told Clint that they should have extra alcohol because **someone** gets a little grouchy without it. I can see one of them feeling extra sad that Jorbs lost his lizard and get him a new one - kind of like that cartoon where the dad buys a new goldfish each time the current one dies.
 
Talks about how reddit sucks dick and comparisons to other cows aside, has anyone considered that it's within the realm of possibility that one of his family members gets him a new lizard?

IIRC, during the holidays, an uncle(?) told Clint that they should have extra alcohol because **someone** gets a little grouchy without it. I can see one of them feeling extra sad that Jorbs lost his lizard and get him a new one - kind of like that cartoon where the dad buys a new goldfish each time the current one dies.
I think it's very possible. Clint wants to believe that his boy is better than he is and admitting he can't even take care of a lizard would force him to consider how Josh is unable to take care of himself. If he can keep himself deluded enough to believe Josh is able to continue living alone without dying before 40 he doesn't have to step in.
 
reddit has been an issue for lolcow antics recently
Because of the boogeyman reputation our site has, faggots stay away and the one's who are too dumb for their own good end up being bullied off or eventually have their own thread. The people who stay keep each other in check. It's a series of communal mechanisms that are essential to keeping a sense of normalcy. We might have some psychos here and there but we check them when they cross a line and, if you look just below, we have those lines written down very clearly. They get treated with extreme hostility. We're not easy on Cobies or any other cow, we just have rules and we're not fucking psychopaths.

Reddit doesn't have any of this and it's always been the issue. It's very open to anybody and everybody and there's no self-policing. It creates a weird feedback loop of sentiments progressively getting more aggressive with no stopper on it that it creates a community of weird faggots who talk about their trials and tribulations dealing with their smack addiction while also en masse wishing death on a literal low IQ retard for killing a preying mantis. It's always going to be like that, it's just the nature of what they are. You shouldn't give them much credence anyway, most of them are admitted losers who live in low income housing or used to do meth 24/7. Cobies is unironically right about that subreddit, it is only filled with weird hate for him, these people have no lives, they are obsessed with him and he lives in their head rent free every day of the week. It is actually pathetic.
 
Talks about how reddit sucks dick and comparisons to other cows aside, has anyone considered that it's within the realm of possibility that one of his family members gets him a new lizard?

IIRC, during the holidays, an uncle(?) told Clint that they should have extra alcohol because **someone** gets a little grouchy without it. I can see one of them feeling extra sad that Jorbs lost his lizard and get him a new one - kind of like that cartoon where the dad buys a new goldfish each time the current one dies.

His only family member is Clint.

He has nobody in life except for the people who make fun of him.

I honestly do believe Clint and Reddit trolls would buy him a fishtank with a goldfish in it.

The goldfish will die as usual.

(Clint is an enabler just like the faggot reddit trolls are)
 
I think it's very possible. Clint wants to believe that his boy is better than he is and admitting he can't even take care of a lizard would force him to consider how Josh is unable to take care of himself. If he can keep himself deluded enough to believe Josh is able to continue living alone without dying before 40 he doesn't have to step in.
I think he knows his failson is a tard and utterly doomed and has just given up.
 
I think he knows his failson is a tard and utterly doomed and has just given up.
It's not a possibility I'd outright deny but it just doesn't feel like the case to me. Clint is a very feminine and caring person, and I think he wants to believe Josh can do well for himself and by turning a blind eye to his everyday failures he doesn't have to confront those negative feelings. That's my armchair-psychologist's take anyways.
 
My main issue with these Reddit fuckers is that they spoil the fun. They try to get his t-shirt stores taken down so we can’t have a hearty laugh at his insane designs. They try to get him banned from any public place he might go out and do something at. If he does go out to a public place they immediately look it up and begin calling so that he’s forced to leave or stop streaming.

And worst of all they try to get his channel deleted so that we have nothing to watch at all and defend it by saying “oh well it’s not like he won’t just make a new one or go to Facebook” yeah, and you’ll mass report that too until he just quits entirely you fucking cunts. Then they complain he doesn’t do anything funny anymore or his content in stale like they haven’t gone out of their way to isolate him and limit all the things he can do.
 
I think he knows his failson is a tard and utterly doomed and has just given up.

I think he did try but through a combination of it being a constant battle living with Josh and him finally getting out from under his feet being a huge removal of stress from his life he's more than happy to keep it that way, it's not that he doesn't care but he wants to keep him distanced because having to get more involved is a nightmare.
 
My main issue with these Reddit fuckers is that they spoil the fun.
Honestly my main issue with redditors is just that they're redditors. Redditors need to fucking die. They are an inferior, subhuman group of people and humanity and its chances of survival would greatly increase if every redditor were immediately chucked into a gas chamber, and they were all exterminated, and shoveled into mass graves.

Now some viewers may view this as harsh, but they should think about it.

Think about it and you will realize I'm right.

All redditors must die.
 
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