Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Broseph Stalin]

Holy fuck! I was expecting it to be that lame ass excuse for "swatting" where it's just a couple of beat cops coming in, looking around with wide eyes at all the weird shit, Josh explaining that he's a YouTuber, wand maker, sexy goth bad boy, etc. and the cops just laughing and leaving. Didn't expect them to bring in a riot shield and a whole strike team!

Edit: This bit from the article, tho.

Saunders is single, childless and lives alone.

 

[Big Nasty]

Does anyone know if excessive alcohol consumption can cause hair loss?

 

[ShiningBrightly]

Wow this Anji person is quite a character. Great content today. They give the pig mountain dew, and then Anji drinks from the same can.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

DankNet has a made a video on Cobra. Give it a look and leave a polite comment.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh]

So Scotty is alive right?

 

[wagglyplacebo]

So Scotty is alive right?

Yes, we just wish he was dead.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh]

No, we just wish he was.

Ah okay, I was getting Alex and him mixed up.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

So Scotty is alive right?

You can't really die, if you have a black magician as a friend.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Not gonna lie, never really followed this cow but Danknets vid made me pretty interested, if I only I'd known he has his own liquid chris sooner.

I'm going to say something super controversial right now, swatting is some faggot ass shit.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

kind of surprised he's able to survive on his current diet of various gas station sweets and burnt calzones

 

[Mushroom Soup]

If there isn't a god, explain how the first thing I see when I click on this guy's Twitter page is a deodorant ad.

 

[LilBismyfriend]

I have a Cobra Craft wand on the way, will post pics when it arrives

 

[Technics99]

Does anyone know if excessive alcohol consumption can cause hair loss?

According to dr google it cetainly doesnt help. but then google always exagerates.

 

[RubDemTendies]

Does anyone know if excessive alcohol consumption can cause hair loss?

According to dr google it cetainly doesnt help. but then google always exagerates.

Gothic King Cobra will always be my favorite cow, but alas, it was not alcohol that caused him to lose his precious mane.

Association between smoking and hair loss: another opportunity for health education against smoking? - PubMed - NCBI

After watching how much Tobacco he smokes I've come to terms his constant smoking is what most likely caused him to lose his hair.

 

[Troonos]

Is his appearance entirely a result of autism? I've noticed a pattern of facial features specific to autists, but never this extreme.

 

[Puta Bruja]

I just found this guy a few months ago from my friend who actually bought a fucking wand from him. I have tried to explain to said friend that he's not supposed to be pozloading my neghole but glad to see my first magic wand in flesh.. It's as autistic as you would expect.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Is his appearance entirely a result of autism? I've noticed a pattern of facial features specific to autists, but never this extreme.

I've always thought he had Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

 

[Technics99]

Wouldnt be surprised if this slightly deviant guy ends up in trouble

 

[Toasty]

If he winds up in trouble it will be a result of gullibly going along with one of his friend's criminal activities.
Jfs seems super nice, and super naive. Also very loyal to his friends, who are invariably shady assholes.

 

[Technics99]

I liked him until i saw him as good as flash his erect wang on stream! seemed like he got off on it, very weird guy, makes me wonder what other deviant kinks he has.