Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Slim Boglim]

It's kind of sad Josh's only non scumbag friend was the one who sent him down the current gender relations hole he's stuck in. Darf is the only person he hangs out with who has no criminal record, doesn't use drugs and hasn't abandoned his kids.

To be fair the guy screams bloody murder at toddlers for making toddler noises when he’s playing video games so it’s not like he’s father of the year. But I guess the school of “immediately flying off the handle and screaming in a frothing at the mouth rage” parenting is probably the best you can hope for in a place like Wyoming

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

It was on that new years live stream i guess he was recording Bitesize throwing up really badly in some discord call and thought 1000 people would find that hilarious. It is hilarious but it’s not exactly something I’d do to someone i’m friends with. It’s pretty embarrassing? Strange to record discord calls something seems off with that

Didn't he mention it was during a podcast or a video they were doing?

 

[biggacracka]

I wish darf was into cars and got cobra into that

Man, imagine what could have been. Cobes being a gothic bad boy mechanic, working on old hot rods and shit, using spare parts and scrap cars to make "car hacks"
We might not be in the worse timeline. but it's clearly not the best either

 

[Slim Boglim]

I want Cobes to get laid so bad it’s unreal. It would be fucking hilarious and hopefully get him to shut the fuck up about his incel shit and feeling sorry for himself. His smugness would be off the fucking charts which also would be hilarious

 

['Ole Dente]

I like his podcast but he does seem like a bit of an odd guy. You’d probably have to be to have dedicated so much time and effort of your life to Josh Saunders. To be fair we’re all odd for following Josh. Maybe it was his way at getting back at bitesize for a falling out or some shit or maybe it’s an inside joke between them who knows. Recording discord calls is a sort of fucked up thing to do but maybe they’re all aware it’s being recorded and not done in secret? That said seizure gives me the vibe of a person who acts like friends with somebody and is all buddy buddy when they’re around but talks mad shit about them behind their back and secretly hates them. I have zero actual evidence if that’s true or no concrete reason to believe he’s like that to be clear. Just that he reminds me a lot of a few people I knew who were like that and that’s vibe I feel. Posting a discord call of your friends embarrassing moment for a laugh at their expense, if that’s what was going on, doesn’t really dissuade that vibe

they’re all monkeys in this circus, i just pay the ticket price and watch. The only one aware is Cobies

Didn't he mention it was during a podcast or a video they were doing?

It was a testing thing or something prior to the boglim question hour or w.e

 

[Fedsmokers_secret_stash]

Man, imagine what could have been. Cobes being a gothic bad boy mechanic, working on old hot rods and shit, using spare parts and scrap cars to make "car hacks"

Man what I'd have given to see a cobra car hack, it'd be like a weird pimp your ride sorta thing "yeah you toobz I put a deep fryer in the passenger seat so I can make food hacks wherever I go."

 

['Ole Dente]

Man what I'd have given to see a cobra car hack, it'd be like a weird pimp your ride sorta thing "yeah you toobz I put a deep fryer in the passenger seat so I can make food hacks wherever I go."

dood welcome to Cobras Crazy Contraptions, i am your host Gothic King Cobra and today we’re turning this El Ranchero into a sick hot tub

first we’re gunna spray paint the car green and black and make it sick and goth. a tasteful poster of a naked of age babe will be tacked to the side with thumb pins and a hammer for a adult only, cheap decal. I don’t know if that’ll work but we make do toobs ain’t no thang

now we’ll attach the tarp to the body with electric tape and gorilla glue, not a sponsor

viola simple and easy car hack for your sick entertainment, join us next time as we turn a simple lathe into an automatic knife with just some saw blades, some hubba bubba chewing gum and a bit of luck.

if the women don’t find you handsome, at least they’ll find you retarded

 

[Incel Death Note]

Man what I'd have given to see a cobra car hack, it'd be like a weird pimp your ride sorta thing "yeah you toobz I put a deep fryer in the passenger seat so I can make food hacks wherever I go."

Spraypainting "fuck sickos" across the body in green spraypaint.

 

[SeizureRobot5000]

It was on that new years live stream i guess he was recording Bitesize throwing up really badly in some discord call and thought 1000 people would find that hilarious. It is hilarious but it’s not exactly something I’d do to someone i’m friends with. It’s pretty embarrassing? Strange to record discord calls something seems off with that

We'd been testing Boglimaire, which then devolved into general banter; I'd left the (unlisted) stream going and forgot about it, which is why everything was recorded. I get why sharing audio of him puking seems like a scummy thing to do but Bite has literally shown the exact same vid on his own greasewizard podcast thing. It's a running joke.

 

[Devious Dave]

This is the year he ends the dry spell i can feel it

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

going by her channel at least she seems somewhere between crazy and stupid. she has a video that mentions KF but i have no idea what its about she also seems to have been interested in eugenia cooney for a bit. so she could be some form of troll? its hard to tell with the people cobes attracts sometimes.

She's a "troll" (see: A-Log) that was heavily invested in GorlWorld orbiting the fat ladies and players of that game. She was active in the "Kiwi Discord" (stay off discord) and had a farms account (@keroppi) but was doxed by the big women of beauty parlor and DFE'd. She's a psycho which is obvious, lonely, and wants attention.

With that said, only way she's getting to taste the stink on cobras wand is if she goes to Casper. I'm all for it.

 

[Steve Harwell's ghost]

Man what I'd have given to see a cobra car hack, it'd be like a weird pimp your ride sorta thing "yeah you toobz I put a deep fryer in the passenger seat so I can make food hacks wherever I go."

dood welcome to Cobras Crazy Contraptions, i am your host Gothic King Cobra and today we’re turning this El Ranchero into a sick hot tub

first we’re gunna spray paint the car green and black and make it sick and goth. a tasteful poster of a naked of age babe will be tacked to the side with thumb pins and a hammer for a adult only, cheap decal. I don’t know if that’ll work but we make do toobs ain’t no thang

now we’ll attach the tarp to the body with electric tape and gorilla glue, not a sponsor

viola simple and easy car hack for your sick entertainment, join us next time as we turn a simple lathe into an automatic knife with just some saw blades, some hubba bubba chewing gum and a bit of luck.

if the women don’t find you handsome, at least they’ll find you retarded

Sounds like a retarded version of monster garage. I'm surprised he never had one of those occ pedal bikes, they were quit common. Alas the boy boy was removed quit quickly from the welding and autobody training at job corp ( apparently he was reckless and unsafe). In the alternate timeline cobra actually listens to all the bands he says he does while half ass moding jalopies, hell even brewing homemade hooch and having some skank girlfriend. Almost like Lucky on King of the hill, just not as cool.
The dry spell ending on Valentines day would be the best, a perfect storm of smug. We should all cast a spell to end cobras dry spell (so mote it be in the witches circle).

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I love how smug he gets. Literally a crumb of female attention and he’s talking how people seeth how ‘Cobra gets all the girls’ with an eyebrow raise.

I hope he does bang this troll out — of his little juan works still. Though I think he would try and play it cool but really would be afraid to talk more than anything. That and expect nothing but praise and adulation.

How fucking crazy is it this alcoholic, carp lipped, unemployed, boglim expects people to fawn over him?

Also, if by some miracle and bureaucratic fuckup he has been given a license, how fast do you think he would have gotten a dui?

 

[Incel Death Note]

Cobes is not gonna fuck her, he has no intention of seeing her. He likes the idea that he has a fangirl but he's not attracted to her. She's another Fishtank.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

dood welcome to Cobras Crazy Contraptions, i am your host Gothic King Cobra and today we’re turning this El Ranchero into a sick hot tub

first we’re gunna spray paint the car green and black and make it sick and goth. a tasteful poster of a naked of age babe will be tacked to the side with thumb pins and a hammer for a adult only, cheap decal. I don’t know if that’ll work but we make do toobs ain’t no thang

now we’ll attach the tarp to the body with electric tape and gorilla glue, not a sponsor

viola simple and easy car hack for your sick entertainment, join us next time as we turn a simple lathe into an automatic knife with just some saw blades, some hubba bubba chewing gum and a bit of luck.

if the women don’t find you handsome, at least they’ll find you retarded

I don't watch car tube but honestly I have seen a few that are not far off that, normally it's a joke video where they get a junker and do something insane with with like lift it 10ft in the Air, bolt a fog horn (like a legit foghorn) that plays la cucuracha, or slap a insane engine in it for shits an giggles... but there are few true Boglim School of Engineering people in there.

Spraypainting "fuck sickos" across the body in green spraypaint.

When I was growing up a guy had a blackboard on the side of his van, he ran a market stall from it selling all kinds of little bits an bobs an he'd write the prices on it, but that caught the attention of some local kids who constantly tried spray painting stuff on his Van, when he retired it kinda turned into a community notice board.

Alas the boy boy was removed quit quickly from the welding and autobody training at job corp ( apparently he was reckless and unsafe).

He turns with his Rings on an flappy long sleeves on, I can see why, even though it's a low torq wood lathe he's still risking a unpleasant accident, I can only imagine what he's be like with welding equipment - We had a connected sped in my group for a while he caused an indoors volcano with a Industrial sized molten salt bath.

 

[CowPox]

Are there any flattering pics of this chick?

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

G-Fuel Prime and JD; Gamer Sups; Local Energy drinks; Homemade Hooch with Botulism.

He's really speedrunning something here, isn't he?

Are there any flattering pics of this chick?

I know I've seen one from the classic "top-down angle with lighting that disguises the wrinkles" - At best she looks like a 4.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

yeah nah there is absolutely no way Cobes would be able to coom on the off chance that he meets up with her. Between the kratom, booze, and walt & angie pills boy probably logs 5 hours a night deathgripping to chaturbate before he finishes the deed. real sex will not do it for him and it's gonna start an argument with her.

 

[Xenomorph]

Its interesting how fearful of women Jorp is now, even he cant believe someone else could possibly be interested in him.

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

Are there any flattering pics of this chick?

If there were any, she wouldn't be desperate enough to go after Josh.