Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[ASeabear8952]

The last thing I would expect Cobes to die from would be a cat bite. Yet again, the Boglim surprises me every day.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I hope if he loses a limb I hope it's a leg. Getting a peg leg like a pirate is goth as fuck

Lathed black and green glitter wand leg dood, TMDWU.

 

['Ole Dente]

She seems to drift from cow to cow and the communities associated with them. She seems to be a complete stay at home shut-in, so I doubt she'll disappear. The Internet is the only way she socializes with people. She will however move on to a new community/cow when she's worn out her welcome here. This is a pattern, she wants to grift money to "visit josh", last time she wanted to grift money to "troll IRL" with a different cow, and the time before that with yet a different cow. She has no money, so there's zero chance she's going to end up in Casper, and even if someone paid her the 5k she wants to visit cobra in one lump sum, I doubt she would use it to visit cobes. She can be ignored as she's not going to contribute anything meaningful to Cobes story, and she'll go the way of gothie sooner or later when Cobra's discord pals turn on her, thus turning Cobra on her.

It would take her $500-$600 dollars to visit him? She lives in Virginia Beach. A round trip plane ticket for 1-2 weeks to Casper, Wyoming is not that expensive.



Maybe an extra $200 for food or whatever? It’s not like she’s staying at hotels, you know they’re gunna be rolling around in the hay immediately. She’s looking at a $700 trip to see our boy if she really cared. This is just an honest to god theft on her part if she’s asking for 5k.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

This is just an honest to god theft on her part if she’s asking for 5k.

Well yes, she's a retard and a grifter (a bad one). She just wants people to send her money, she did the same thing when she was "trolling" fat women. She was too poor to alog IRL and wanted other alogs to pay for it. I don't really pay attention I just skimmed the conversation where she got doxed.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Well yes, she's a retard and a grifter (a bad one). She's asking for 5k, she just wants the 5k and the attention.

You know what put her to the test, Send Josh a clone a willy kit this will -

A) get us some choice content
B) produce a result that makes the preying mantis staff look like high art.
C) See how desperate she is by getting Josh to send the malformed carrot he calls a penis to her and see what she does with it.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

You know what put her to the test, Send Josh a clone a willy kit this will -

A) get us some choice content
B) produce a result that makes the preying mantis staff look like high art.
C) See how desperate she is by getting Josh to send the malformed carrot he calls a penis to her and see what she does with it.

I am 100% positive she has inserted more bizarre and filthy things inside her body judging by the few short clips I've seen of her archived here.

 

[bonified retard]

You know what put her to the test, Send Josh a clone a willy kit this will -

A) get us some choice content
B) produce a result that makes the preying mantis staff look like high art.
C) See how desperate she is by getting Josh to send the malformed carrot he calls a penis to her and see what she does with it.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

All it would take is one person, maliciously or not, to tell him to see a doctor and he’s down the path to dying.

 

[Marci96]

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I really miss this era of Cobra

 

[TheTourist]

I really miss this era of Cobra

He really had the whole world in front of him, at that point, didn't he?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I really miss this era of Cobra

The best part of Cobra is dead. alogs and paypigs have thoroughly killed it. I will stand by my statement that Cobes was the best when he routinely left the house whether it was to walk to work, scrounge for cigarette butts, or walk to the liqueur store. He routinely would hallucinate or embellish stories that were hilarious. Like fantasizing about dudes getting into car crashes or making men cry because they yelled out of their window as they drove by that he was a retard. Gold certified stories being anything about women where they either were repulsed by him staring at them or coming on to him because he smells like pig pheromone soap. At least we have them archived.

 

[Slim Boglim]

You know what put her to the test, Send Josh a clone a willy kit this will -

A) get us some choice content
B) produce a result that makes the preying mantis staff look like high art.
C) See how desperate she is by getting Josh to send the malformed carrot he calls a penis to her and see what she does with it.

It’s been done. He was too retarded to figure it out and gave up on it or just didn’t bother in the first place because it was a “bullshit kit”. Side note: Jesus Christ look at his fucking eyebrows in that vid

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

You know he's gotten bad when you find yourself missing the 2021 era of Cobra.

 

[Captain Ahab]

That cat’s bite ain’t gonna do shit to his body. Those puny ass cat pathogens are gonna get stomped like an ant by his immune system. That cat is probably still drunk from that bite.

 

[JazzHandsMcFeelz]

That cat’s bite ain’t gonna do shit to his body. Those puny ass cat pathogens are gonna get stomped like an ant by his immune system. That cat is probably still drunk from that bite.

Poor kitty

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Now he can go live again. (He won't)

 

[ilovejews]

I agree with the posters contending that he is at the point where he can only rant about sex and wouldn't take the opportunity even if, by some miracle, an actual hot, of age etc. goth chic was to barge into his den. He'd just awkwardly stare and drink himself to oblivion. Again.

 

['Ole Dente]

You know what put her to the test, Send Josh a clone a willy kit this will -

A) get us some choice content
B) produce a result that makes the preying mantis staff look like high art.
C) See how desperate she is by getting Josh to send the malformed carrot he calls a penis to her and see what she does with it.

This is a fun idea and your hearts in the right place but the problem with Cobra is that unless he cares a great deal about something he won't suffer the frustration of learning. He can learn, he can put in hard work, he spent years hand carving sticks for hours at a time with a steak knife just to make $20, the old wands and staffs went through a somewhat arduous process for him to make and he enjoyed it. The trick to getting this boglim to do anything is to find something he's very passionate about and give him the tools to do it.

If it's an interest in content, you're likelier to get something funny out of him if you appeal to his scatological interest he thinks buttholes and poop and farts are hysterical and sexy. He'd be beside himself if he could put this on his chair every time he went for a shit on stream and I can't lie it would be hilarious.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Teeth update 1/3/2024

 

[snort beg snort]

You better not brush those teeth BOY

(maybe that would work?)