Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Slim Boglim]

God damn are they good, like that's some legitimately good comic art.

Insane level of talent spent on art inspired by the bog. The clever parody of real comic covers and relaxing them to cobra inside jokes. The crammed in detail and references to inside jokes. And the art itself with amazing uses of coloring, scale, perspective, foreground. Absolutely wild. Like the chains on the ghost rider one swinging around behind him and then coming into the foreground slightly blurred to show perspective and dividing the color on the page. His head being his stupid skull goblet and then him saying “I ride horse” like it’s just so insanely good absolute masterclass

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Insane level of talent spent on art inspired by the bog. The clever parody of real comic covers and relaxing them to cobra inside jokes. The crammed in detail and references to inside jokes. And the art itself with amazing uses of coloring, scale, perspective, foreground. Absolutely wild. Like the chains on the ghost rider one swinging around behind him and then coming into the foreground slightly blurred to show perspective and dividing the color on the page. His head being his stupid skull goblet and then him saying “I ride horse” like it’s just so insanely good absolute masterclass

The prices get me. $4.20 $6.66 The account somehow got over drawn again or $1 +$3 Delivery, $0 Tip.

 

[OK_Cogitator]

Where there are oil (and natural gas) fields, of which Wyoming is lousy with, there are hella hoes waiting to drain the roughneck's wallets. So yeah, you may be on to something.

Im sure there are actual escorts in wyoming that charge less than a grand for a couple hours of fun and do not look like the bathroom troll from harry potter

 

[whogoesthere]

The best part of Cobra is dead. alogs and paypigs have thoroughly killed it. I will stand by my statement that Cobes was the best when he routinely left the house whether it was to walk to work, scrounge for cigarette butts, or walk to the liqueur store. He routinely would hallucinate or embellish stories that were hilarious. Like fantasizing about dudes getting into car crashes or making men cry because they yelled out of their window as they drove by that he was a retard. Gold certified stories being anything about women where they either were repulsed by him staring at them or coming on to him because he smells like pig pheromone soap. At least we have them archived.

Dude, the wand era! Watching him go around his town and turn on street lights was pure kino. Making up stories about things that happened on the stream, so we know he was talking shit. It was a brief look into the way the Cobra lied about things, or maybe he just saw it differently (like a lie).

Or when he had been out all night and got in at like 11:30pm, and we would get cosy cobrachats, him all excited about the day. He actually seemed to be happy a lot of the time.

Oh well, life goes on, as they say...

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Dude, the wand era! Watching him go around his town and turn on street lights was pure kino. Making up stories about things that happened on the stream, so we know he was talking shit. It was a brief look into the way the Cobra lied about things, or maybe he just saw it differently (like a lie).

Or when he had been out all night and got in at like 11:30pm, and we would get cosy cobrachats, him all excited about the day. He actually seemed to be happy a lot of the time.

Oh well, life goes on, as they say...

He doesn't even use his wands to cast spells anymore. And he only ever goes outside to smoke now.
The shutin saga has really accelerated the decline.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Apparently NAL got so shitfaced last night while live the last 20 minutes or so she’s just passed out with her head hanging low on the toilet after taking a piss and falls off it maybe? She privated the stream now. Does anybody have an archive?
All I got is this. She truly is a boglim boglette say what you will about Josh he never blacked out sitting on the toilet

 

[Captain Ahab]

The madlad did it. He found a QueenCobraJFS by sitting on his ass and doing nothing. Who’s laughing now?

 

[Devious Dave]

Apparently NAL got so shitfaced last night while live the last 20 minutes or so she’s just passed out with her head hanging low on the toilet after taking a piss and falls off it maybe? She privated the stream now. Does anybody have an archive?
All I got is this. She truly is a boglim, say what you will about Josh he never blacked out sitting on the toilet View attachment 5614124

They really are meant for each other<3 maybe with a girl around he will clean up a little

 

[Sicko Hunter]

The madlad did it. He found a QueenCobraJFS by sitting on his ass and doing nothing. Who’s laughing now?

Of age, alive, cis gender, consenting, fangirls coming in nicely toobs! hehehhe yethhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Captain Ahab]

Of age, no doubt. At least baldie doesn’t have to worry about having to support a mentally disabled grandkid for the rest of his life.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Full credit to Mrskingcobrajfs

 

[Baby Cakes]

Wyoming news that Cobes probably will never learn about until he gets a visit from the local PD. From A&N: https://kiwifarms.hk/threads/a-rece...-if-they-believe-they-have-permission.179839/

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Apparently people on the subreddit are saying NAL has been sending nudes to other men. It's fake news until proven otherwise but I wouldn't put it past such a fine specimen to do something like that.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Apparently people on the subreddit are saying NAL has been sending nudes to other men. It's fake news until proven otherwise but I wouldn't put it past such a fine specimen to do something like that.

Last thing I’d ever want is nudes from that cephalopod what kind of goofy motherfucker even tries to get nudes from a mollusk like her. Bitch looks like an alien background extra in some Star Wars movie

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Last thing I’d ever want is nudes from that cephalopod what kind of goofy motherfucker even tries to get nudes from a mollusk like her. Bitch looks like an alien background extra in some Star Wars movie

A brave investigative journalist or a sad man with no standards and no life.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Last thing I’d ever want is nudes from that cephalopod what kind of goofy motherfucker even tries to get nudes from a mollusk like her. Bitch looks like an alien background extra in some Star Wars movie

Maybe an attempt at revenge porn or more likely blackmail, which in itself would be impressive to consider as I bet she has at most 4 dollars to her name.

 

[Slim Boglim]

> woman flirts with you
> get nervous
> deflect and talk about how hot your dad is
And people say Cobes isn’t really autistic this is a real “spaghetti falls out of my pocket” moment

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

> woman flirts with you
> get nervous
> deflect and talk about how hot your dad is
And people say Cobes isn’t really autistic this is a real “spaghetti falls out of my pocket” moment
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He's done this before. One time on some discord livestream they brought on an of age, alive, cisgender, non related woman and you know what he did? Got all quiet and awkward and started flexing his muscles. This was a couple years ago.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

> woman flirts with you
> get nervous
> deflect and talk about how hot your dad is
And people say Cobes isn’t really autistic this is a real “spaghetti falls out of my pocket” moment
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Cobra is quite literally one of the most socially awkward lolcows I've ever seen. He's up there with Chris chan in terms of social retardation. Daniel Larson who is a homeless schizophrenic is unironically better at small talk and banter then he is. Whenever he's around another person his autism becomes super, super apparent. It's gotten way worse since he stopped leaving his apartment too he won't even make eye contact with people who come over.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

He's only gotten more awkward and shy. Spending 8 hours ranting to yourself on stream probably isn't good for your mental health. Others who do long spiels like this (3 hour radio shows) at least have other people to talk then or off work. Cobes just talks to his dad, some trolls, and maybe random weirdos.

I really wish he just continued working, having friends, and being a fucking weirdo posting his life on the internet.