Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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BlastMonk said:
So did the boglim get botulism or is he just getting fat?
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You mean boglimism?
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This weirdo has been whining on her stream about cobes rejecting her for hours. She's pretty upset that he won't talk to her and she looks distraught beyond reason.
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Imagine being such an utter nutjob that even Cobes responds to her throwing her pussy at him with "not stickin my dick in THAT crayzee."
 
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AnOminous said:
This could have been good without that Country Crock shit.
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It'd still be peach beer-boiled, bacon grease encrusted, cheddar-filled bratwurst buried in crushed doritos, shredded cheddar, and drowned in bacon-flavored ranch dressing. At least he actually cooked bacon this time instead of using pre-cooked or bacon-flavored styrofoam (bacon bits).
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
After watching Jessica a fair amount, she really does seem schizo. Her paranoia isn't bullshit. Whether that's mostly drug induced, hard to say.

Either way, Josh definitely dodged a bullet here. Whatever guy puts up with her shit and pays for her fat pussy out of extreme desperation, wew good luck.
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She just strikes me as having a notably severe degree of personality disorder.
Outcomes in PD patients tend to go one of two ways with age, one is where they 'burn out' on their bad behaviour and whilst stay symptomatic tend to stabilise to a degree, where as the other half become further and further consumed by their own dysfunction. The intense and irrational anger and paranoia is actually quite a common set of BPD symptoms. NAL is a prime example of a woman whose impulsive behaviour, eternally low self-esteem and desperate pursuit of self-destruction, naturally ends in individuals with low self-awareness. She is the kind of patient mental wards point blank refuse regardless of how intensely she requires significant intervention, because she at this point is so brain-broken as to be functionally untreatable

Naturally Cobes, even with his questionable sense of social understanding, has been able to see the problematic cycle Jessica is unable to remove herself from. Its taken practically no time at all for Cobes to run out of empathy. Yes most of his decision-making is probably born out of her trying to tell him what to do, but even he sees there isnt going to be a payoff with investing in a relationship with her.

This will hopefully be the right decision for Cobes. They haven't even met, and he already had enough of her manipulative behaviour. Constantly propping up someone who is eternally reduced to "woe is me, im literally unloveable, no one has EVER loved me!" isnt worth it. Even for the BOY in the dryest of spells. Ideally he can stay away, block and cut her off before she predictably escalates the self-harm and threats of suicide into blackmail and the distortion campaign when she inevitably 'splits' on Josh. Buuuuuut my hopes are probably a little high for all this regardedness.
 
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This weirdo has been whining on her stream about cobes rejecting her for hours. She's pretty upset that he won't talk to her and she looks distraught beyond reason.

Chat is pretty pathetic too there's quite a few people legitimately emotionally invested in the love story of two retards who've never even met.

EDIT: he just showed up in chat talking shit. W cobes
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Wasn't she literally sucking some other dudes cock while talking to cobra
 
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Devious Dave said:
Wasn't she literally sucking some other dudes cock while talking to cobra
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Yeah which I pointed out and was immediately banned from chat. Everyone in her chat likes her unironically because every lolcow does have real fans no matter how demented or boring they really are. The only people left in her chat are people who kiss her ass. A little while ago she was streaming herself taking a bath and accidentally showed her feet and was all upset because people got to see her feet for free. As if anybody could or would be attracted to this animal. I threw up in my mouth when she started shaving her legs and then bailed. I've been dipping in and out periodically all day and she still is talking about cobra like some obsessed freak. I give he credit tho at least she's a streamer who can go the long haul and stream all day instead of these fakes that stream their life for like 2 hours and then tap out. She's not even remotely charming or funny in any way so it's amazing she has viewers at all. Pretty sure most of the people tuned in are cobros like myself hoping he pops into chat. She sucks tho for real and it's pretty cool that even a mentally retarded boglim recognizes she's nothing but problems.
 
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Yeah which I pointed out and was immediately banned from chat. Everyone in her chat likes her unironically because every lolcow does have real fans no matter how demented or boring they really are. The only people left in her chat are people who kiss her ass.
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At least 90% of her chat are Cobra followers waiting for more stupid drama.

And there's always going to be some women pretending to back each other, especially in these communities littered with junkies.
 
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This bitch has been in the fucking bath/shower, running the water, for close to 2-3 hours now. Her parents water bill must be insane. It's crazy how little this bitch cares about anyone other than herself. Constantly saying how no one has ever loved her but completely ignoring the fact that her parents still put up with her living with them well into her 40's.
 
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Hennimore said:
This bitch has been in the fucking bath/shower, running the water, for close to 2-3 hours now. Her parents water bill must be insane. It's crazy how little this bitch cares about anyone other than herself. Constantly saying how no one has ever loved her but completely ignoring the fact that her parents still put up with her living with them well into her 40's.
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Jessica really deserves her own thread. She may not be entertaining enough for one, but ugh she's one of the most pathetic losers I've ever seen. She makes Gothie seem palatable. Sorry to shit up Josh's thread about her, again.
 
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