Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Marci96]

That hag must be out of her fucking mind to sleep with Josh. WHY?!

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

and i just won

 

[☆ʙᴇᴛᴛʏ☆]

My icy heart has melted in a puddle Cobes got his pecker wet

bless his heart

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Cobes wants to take her to Red Lobster twu

A second helping of lobster after his encounter with Jessica tonight

 

[Duck Duck No]

Tactical Soap shoutout twu

 

[The Blue Morpho]

THE SOAP WORKS!!!

 

[snort beg snort]

Is this real life

 

[Satan SoJoe]

IF Josh can do it, you have no excuse, incels BTFO, TWU toobz.

 

[Todd Weiss]

Press 'F' to pay respects.

Casper PD, herpes arc incoming.

 

[Devious Dave]

Puff was a sacrifice to the devil to end his dry spell he met her right after puff disappeared in December

 

[Fedsmokers_secret_stash]

NAL sucked Jorp's little cobra incels are on suicide watch now.

 

[BallBuster II]

I clicked on the stream and they started making out. What did we unleash upon the world? I feel our desires blinded us from the Lovecraftian horrors that we have created. May god have mercy on our souls.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

she's going to be milking this for attention/ money for years to come

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I clicked on the stream and they started making out. What did we unleash upon the world? I feel our desires blinded us from the Lovecraftian horrors that we have created. May god have mercy on our souls.

Even retards deserve love. At least they're both theoretically white.

 

[R00k]

Year of the dragon? Pff more like year of the cobra TMDWU

 

[Marci96]

Imagine the smell

 

[fresh pair of socks]

It's the dawn of a new day, doods. If he can manage, what excuse does anyone else have?

If you're willing to settle for lonely, desperate, middle-aged fat chicks, you could go out and get laid/find a girlfriend right now. Most men can, and should, have higher standards. We need to have respect for ourselves and not settle.

 

[HacksawDuggan]

what's the code for that tactical soap?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

At least they're both theoretically white.

are these the aryans hitler was talking about?

they're making out. my fuckin' god, it's like two chimps licking each other.

 

[☆ʙᴇᴛᴛʏ☆]

HOLY SHIT WITH THE PDA