Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[FrittenLarden]

That's one classy way to potentially greet friends...

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

A-logs seething and coping right now.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK COBROS!!!

 

[Wax]

I'm so excited for this new saga. This is a huge win for him over the trolls. I admit that I am eating crow and Cobra rules my sad life because I believed 100% that no woman would go ever go near him again, especially with his mouth rot.

Even when this relationship goes down in flames, he is never going to let anyone forget that he ended his dry spell. The content will be spectacular.

 

[Slim Boglim]

A-logs seething and coping right now.

The downside is that A-logging troll schemes are going to go through the fucking roof now as they try to ruin his happiness because he doesn't "deserve" to be happy after whatever perceived wrongdoings he's responsible for. I'll be genuinely surprised if there isn't another attempted swatting in the near future

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The downside is that A-logging troll schemes are going to go through the fucking roof now as they try to ruin his happiness because he doesn't "deserve" to be happy after whatever perceived wrongdoings he's responsible for. I'll be genuinely surprised if there isn't another attempted swatting in the near future

Only time will tell what will await us in this new era of the Cobraverse. At least we got some content again.

 

[TheLastFrogger]

Remember Cobes don't go into battle without a helmet.

 

[Pignat]

First Chris, now Cobes? Who's ending their dryspell next, Petes?

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

If she does make it to the Cobra den, the age old question might finally be answered: What happens when 2 Garbage Pail Kids fuck?

Severely underrated comment.

Also, lets go cobes! Get that crackussy champ.

 

[ASeabear8952]

TMDWTFIU.

I feel good for the BOY honestly. It was hard to turn away from that stream. So surreal seeing Cobes with a woman in the current state he’s in.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I hope they're both infertile because there's no aborting a baby boglim in Wyoming.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

REDDITCELS BTFO

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I hope they're both infertile because there's no aborting a baby boglim in Wyoming.

Jason will be immune to botulism, surviving on expired canned goods and eventually growing up to be a warlord of the wastelands in post-civil war America, trole

 

[Glowie]

shit eatin grin on his faceView attachment 5709027

He probably did eat a full course or two to own those dirty trolls.

 

[Ambient Occlusion]

First Chris, now Cobes? Who's ending their dryspell next, Petes?

Chibi would be a fucking miracle. But after tonight anything is possible.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

PRAISE.
COBRA'S.
MAGIC.

I told you motherfuckers. I fucking TOLD you. A hag that is dead set on getting what it wants will bother everyone until it happens.

TMDWU!

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Jason will be immune to botulism, surviving on expired canned goods and eventually growing up to be a warlord of the wastelands in post-civil war America, trole

And that's how the first posthuman species was created.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[moseph.jartelli]

TMDWU and Gross come together

 

[Pignat]

I hope they're both infertile because there's no aborting a baby boglim in Wyoming.

Cobes is such a failure of an edgy satanist that the baby will end up being the anti-anti-Christ.